Emery County Progress | 1907-01-05 | Page 1 | Oh, Ye Tears

oh Y tears the mi 0 one of he well colleges tells this stoby of one ot his professors of chemists che it seems that the professor and his wife had not agreed upon some domestic question the professor assert ing that his means would not warrant the expense involved his wife had ased all her powers of persuasion without avail and at last resorted to the final feminine expedient a flood 0 tears at this the professor picked up his hat but paused to remark you might have saved yourself the trouble of that my dear your tears have absolutely no effect upon why should they being nothing but common nater v alth a very small per of phosphorus salts and a trace ot chlotilde chlo ilde of harpers weekly