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Show emplar trumpet PAGE 7 ashion: Out with the old; in with the new The pants had Jinco written on a pocket that was big enough to carry their homework in. I looked down at my dirty, disgusting, ragged clothes and knew my alien friends had dropped me offhere to go shopping. They even left me with my own Mastercard. The first store that caught my eyewasJMR. I was shocked to see bell bottoms and remembered that I had sworn never to dress like my parents. When I asked the chick at the counter what the deal with the bell bottoms was, she explicitly told me that they were flared bottoms, not bell bottoms. I asked her what else was gnarly. She was a bit surprised at my 80s terminology but soon got over it. She droned on and on about long skirts instead of short skirts, polyester, and how wearing it is just a wonderful way for the gals to look tailored. ladys May 10, 1986: Iwasouttip-Itoein- g through the tulips one day when an alien spaceship appeared. It was so unexpected. I I 1 was out on a little, pleasant jaunt, literally skipping through fields of tulips, when all of a sudden 1 saw bright, flashing lights and then 1 was among them. They were intrigued by my strange raiment, however, I was quite in style with my pegged stonewashed jeans and gigantic florescent splatter-paiI was poked and prodded and researched and finally sent home. Out of the clear blue sky I was nt dropped into the parking lot of University Mall. The mall brought back so many joyous memories of girlhood, like my first kiss (his name was Jared). I entered the front doors and I saw a group of kids walk by in what looked like a 600-pou- nd hand-me-down- s. Whats in according to JMR this is chockers beanies, high chinky heels, and glitter make-u- changed my mind. He had gorgeous blue eyes, blond hair, and The GAP: Remember this store from the 80s? The Gap says sweaters and denim are just the rage. I next headed straightway for Sam Goody. My favorite song had been Walk Like An Egyptian but so much had changed since I last was on earth. What did people listen to now? The major sound tracks were from Greece and Romeo and Juliet. The groups and singers No Doubt, Jewel, Bush, Alanis Morissette, and Celine Dion. As for country, it is reaching the top of the charts. It is all over the US and Canada. Stepping across to Howard and Phils, the country western store, I met the most gorgeous cowboy I have ever seen. Now, I am not personally all that attracted to Wranglers and the guys who wear them; however, when he smiled my stomach flipped over. I was in love. He had style and flirting talents that are yet to be matched. According to him. Wranglers were totally in. George Straight hats, Ty Murray dusters, neutral western colors, and collarless shirts were in for both cowboys and cowgirls. On a side note, country dancing is now quite trendy. Next I found I had to go to the movies. I got a list of must-se- e Indemovies for 1996-9- p. Wrangler-weare- r Trap, and also puzzles. I also found that corduroy and velour shirts are a must and all of the following things are in style: hemp, vinyl, and all sorts of new material; fleece jackets, wind breakers, Adidas and Nike, quickly bikes, boxing, snowboards, parabolic skiis, darts, metallic lip or eye make-u- 7: pendence day, Twister, Toy. Story, Madonnas Evita, Barbara Striesands The Mirror Has Two Faces, Whitney Houstons The Preachers Wife, Mission Impossible, and much more. Through more detailed research I found all sorts of things out, such as people like games such as Compatibility, Mind p, col- ored hair, the 70s, Greatful Dead paraphernalia, incences, vintage clothing, hemp spoils; and necklaces, lava lamps, 60s retro, animal prints, and really long or short hair. Whew! However, the most important style is individuality. Everything is in style. If you are comfortable with and really like something wear it, or do it. Nobody should conform to somebody elses rules. After my stop at the Mall I realized my tattered 80s clothes were in style because they were my personality. Next stop, the Inquirer, to sell them my alien abduction story!. Horoscope Saggitarius (Nov. 22 to Dec. 21) During the this new year, you will find love and passion in the relationships you acquire. Capricorn (Dec. 22 to Jan. 20) Inside the pear lies the seed. The seed represents new life. Plant your new goals in life and you will find a far greater fruit than you imagined. Aquarius (Jan. 21 to Feb. 19) Many times you have felt discouraged about your life and have gotten tangled in some argumentive webs. Learn to weave through your problems by thinking through the ones you are faced with daily and you will find peace. Pisces (Feb. 20 to March 20) Sometimes looking inside ourself for new solutions is better than to rely on the old ones in your mind. 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