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Show TEMPLAR TRUMPET, FEBRUARY 11, 1999 PAGE 8 ByiAnna Osmond Aaah. love is in the air! Or is that the pot roast I smell? Nah, I'm pretty sure it's love! Think back to Valentines day 98T know it hurts, but the memories of rejection, heartbreak, pain and suffering will soon be replaced with new feelings of love, happiness, romance and grace. This year Valentines day is going to blissful! How blissful you may be asking? Well, duh! Read your horoscope to find out. Pisces (Feb. 20 - Mar. 20) Throw out the T.V. guide, you won't need it this weekend baby! Valentines day falls on a Sunday this year. Make sure that you rest up Friday and Saturday because Sundays going to be a doosey! This year the holiday of love is actually going to be full of love for you. Dont worry if you haven't found that corosigiDipiBg the arrow of love. Close your eyes! After being smitten by this magical weapon, the first person you lay eyes on will become the fruits of jour love sick passions. Be careful to look at a person of opposite gender, unless your preference guide is otherwise. Taurus (Apr. 21 - May 21) Im sorry, but you are going to have a heart attack on Valentines day. No silly, I dont mean that your cardiovascular system will collapse. I simply meant to warn you about the thousands of little yet tasty red your english teacher! Cancer (June 22 - July 21) Science club is not the answer to our loneliness, neither is the chess club! Your soul mate is not going to be found in any of these prestigious organizations, j our soul mate awaits you on the Internet. Now, I cant tell you their exact address, that w ould take all the fun out of the search. I suggest you send a little message to every' address you can get y your sorry little hands ore gummy heart shaped fruit lightful dish! Leo (July 22 - Aug. 23) Theres only one Leo. And chews that will be hurled at your head on Valentines Day due to the thousands of hearts you have broken, you love sick puppy, you! Gemini (May 22 - June 21) This just in....Control j'our lust because it is most likely youve still being directed towards the got three more days. Happy wrong person! Cupid has made hunting. some horrible blunders this j ear, he got his chart of love mixed special someone yet. Aries (Mar. 21 - Apr. 20) If you happen to find a little heart shaped arrow stuck in your rear end, there is a reason for this happy circumstance. You have just been struck with V 9 up with chemistry assignment and has been attracting the wTong people to each other. Stupid Cupid. No! You are not supposed to feel that way about Even-tuall- you'll strike gold. Eureeka! You'll find that de- I'm sure not talking about diac signs. I'm talking about the other Leo, thats right, that strapping young lad known as Leonardo DeCaprio. I hate to break it to ya babe, but youre chances of sinking that ship are slim t none. I doubt that you'll ever set sail with that bodacious babe! But don't fret, your heart zo- will go on. Virgo (Aug. 24 - Sept 23) You know you are destined for a certain someone, and yet. this Valentines Day and within every time j ou find yourself in their presence, you find yourself blubbering on about how excited you are by the latest edition of your Geek Weekly magazine, right? Never fear, they have finally come to terms with your lack of suavity and have come to the realization that they love you anywaj'. So go ahead, tell them about how you the month they will blossom into beautiful flowers of pure love. Ooh baby! Saggitatrius(Nov. 23 - Dec. Next time somebody 22) ?ends you flowers send them right back! Who are they to murder poor innocent flowers! Symbols Sym- bols of death and destruction are more like it! Capricorn (Dec. 23 Jan. 20) saved cereal box tops for months so you could send away for the all new Brilliant. Brainy chemistry set then waited eagerly by the maii box for weeks. They will giggle gleefully at your giddy geekiness. Libra (Sept. 24 - Oct 23) You will not only have a perfect Valentines Day where your every fantasy will be fulfilled, but this whole month will be extraordinary! You are so wonderful. Im not even sure if Im worthy to predict your fabulous future! Enjoy every sweet minute of your supreme life! Scorpio (Oct 24 - Nov. 22) Whether or not that stupid ground hog saw his shadow, spring is definitely in your love forecast! Little seeds of passion will be planted in your heart of love, my foot! -- Your love life is like a ding-don- g. On the outside it is cov- ered in sweet gushy stuff. Once you get through that, it is light and fiuny. in the very center it is tantalizingly rich and creamy! Dang, youve sure got a yummy love life! Can I have a bite? Aquarius (Jan. 21 - Feb. 19) Sorry pal, my powers have been drained helping the other helpless saps. Youre at the bottom of the list this time tootse! Your wading in the shallow end ' r of the advise pool. You can pick your future from any of the above written advise paragraphs. Choose carefuiiy. Have fun . blah blah blah. Teacher Feature thought of Bambi Mansfield. Bambi was bom in Detroit, Michigan. At Southfield Lathrop High School she was in the pep club. She was in activities such as drama and cheerleading, and she won many awards diving for both the boys and girls diving teams. She dove for the boys team because it presented more of a challenge for ed ByrEmily Braithwaite She is unique because she has a carefree, yet effective way of teaching. This was Brody Perschons response when I asked him what he community college and three universities. She received her associates degree in general studies from Oakland Community College. Then she went on to Madonna University, where she received her teaching certificate. From there, she went on to Central Michigan University, where she started on her master's in philosophy. She then moved and started her her. Master of Education at Bambi is one of the most educated people I have ever known. She has attended one Marigrove College. When she moved to Utah, she transferred her credit to Grand Canyon University. She will receive her community and parents are Masters Degree sometime much more supportive. She likes the fact that she can drive down the street and be able to wave at someone because she knows them, not because she is being superficial and fake. One thing that I have noticed about Bambi is the fact that she is everyones friend. She is very understanding and trustworthy. Her room is the place where kids go when they need a good laugh or a shoulder to cry on. within the next year. Bambi has taught at 4 schools. She taught at Jloly Family Middle School for 6 months. Grayling High School for 3 years. New Haven High School for 1 year, and she is currently in her second year teaching here at Manti High School. One thing Bambi has noticed about our school is kids are much better behaved. When there are problems, the When Hell Freezes Over I'll Ride There Too! EODAGETT EOARDSPORTS o UT (435) Ephraim, 283-535- 9 |