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MORGAN'S OFFICE, HE CATCHES Af GLIMPSE OF MELISSA'S CHECKBOOK / THE OLD GIRL ARIES (March 2!-April 19): Situations considered “frightening” receive benefit of greater light. With knowledge comes powerof being sure, confident, unafraid. By tonight you'll say, “I am again a whole person!” Leo involved. 9 TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Diversify, experiment, make inquiries. Focus on career, business, prestige, standing in church, community. Gemini nalive proves invaluable in promoting your cause. Gift showsgratitude. ouereee || = 1 namiea ‘| ; OWN WAY, THE SELECTION Forecast for Tuesday, March 31, 1992: MOTHER GOOSE & GRIMM By MIKE PETERS RTH INCEL INTEND BUT, HOROSCOPE : THEM © 1992 by NEA,Inc. ‘ _ FAIR ENOUGH, ena HE DOESNT > T WANNA TELL YA Standard-Examiner Monday, March 30, 1992 7@ g GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Check Taurus message. You'll be provided with “key” that unlocks thei doors previously shut. Lunar position highlights communication, travel, higher education. Scorpio will also play majorrole. TF 5 @ + Clbeebsih CANCER (June 21-July 22): You gain advantage through utilization of written word. Check accounts, let others know what you regard as favorable or the opposite. Refund due, financial opportunity present. Virgo involved. ‘THE WIZARD OF ID ay PARKER & HART AHHA!i reouair aur | OVER YOUR COWAR!..HOW Fl \ | EXPL, ? bOYOU ~ THAT : fr LEAVE IT 70 You 0 §| NOW, AND SHEDS A LOT HAVE TO WAIT TIL YOUR — be revealed — to your advantage. Living quarters enlarged, beautified. You'll be very popular, possibly “wined and dined.” Scenario also features music and romance. GIMME ANYTHING YOU'VE GOT THATS RED | peanee ) -- + \ LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): What had been hidden will : © 1892. Ziggy and Friends. Inc Disinbuled dy Universal Press Syndicate garding off-the-record information. Some will attempt to persuade you otherwise. Reject temptation. Discretion is of the utmost necessity. Emphasis on legalities, marriage. \ f Cena ZIGGY By TOM WILSON 4 VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Keep commitment re- BIRTHDAY! vo “Well, here we are, myilttle chickadee.” LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Spotlight on deadline, O RIGHT. THERE'S No TOMATOESINiT... responsibility, challenge, intensified relationship. In- fi. 2-30 dividual who stood by your side during crisis will HAGAR THE HORRIBLE By DIK BROWNE «THINK ABOUTIT! again be your “partner.” You'll receive information relating to inheritance. 101992 by King Features Syndicate,Inc. World rights reserved TS. cy E1 SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You'll be saying, “Mission completed!” Look beyond the immediate, plan for journey, possibly overseas. Your love life brings joy. Project that had been dormantwill again be alive and kicking. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Stress independence, willingness to make fresh start in different direction. Spark of love relationship will be reignited. YOU THINK. I'D BE SITTING HERE THANK YOu, GREAT GURU, For our. IF I KNEW THE WAY DOWN ? Crossword - Focus also on tax, license requirements. Aquarian By THOMAS JOSEPH represented. ACROSS CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Emphasis on direction, motivation, family relationships. Surprise visit by relative shakes up routine. Strive to be flexi- distance 10 Freight 11 Sacond president 13 Tearcausing Capricorn playroles. WISE COUNSEL. CHARLENE : BAD HAIR DAY. “ MARLA: CATHY: BAD COMPLEXION DAY. BAD HAIR, BAD COMPLEXION tic “episode.” Wear shades of green and mauve. Your personality “sparkles.” You'll extricate self FUNAN HOW PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS AND BAD BODY DAY, namic, controversial, unorthodox, possibly were sepaa i Scorpio persons play prominent roles in your life. ih BD». “AG GIFTS. SCHOOL. ‘ ee sec ee THAVEs 3-30 Scene. 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