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Show HAGAR THE HORRIBLE BY CHRIS BROWNE BUT FEAR NOT? DESTINY CALLS AND, RELUCTANTLY, FAREWELL, MY DEAR I SHALL RETURN A HAPPIER I MUST MAN... JUST BE QUIET AND TAKE OUT FREE AT LAST FROM THIS ODIOUS AND CURSED TASK/ THE GARBAGE ©1993 King Features Syndicate, Inc. World rights reserved. \(commouoe> ) PF WE TUBISTS PREFER IT WE TOCALL YACHTING: "RIVER TWERE'S NOTHING LIKE TUBING DOWN THE RIVER... ITS AROUND THE NEXT BEND | ARE You NUTS!? iy FLOATING ALONG: | JUST SITTING YUP!-EXCEPT FOR J) “SUICIDE FALS«.: : inesHhNO z WOW! DOWNRIVER... IT 40 RELAXING. WE'LL DIE | IKE RAT! WE'VE GOTTAGET BACK To SHORE! OKAY, TIMNOT GONNA ASK WHO DIP THIS- AND 1'M NOT GONNA SPEND ALAT OF TIME YELLING... : (mins Pty AND T\VE ALREADY PAID HER IN EU ws) TM JUST GONNA SAY THAT MRS. KLETT IS iB ALREADY ROWING SD YOU MAY AS WELL GET IT THROUGH YOUR STUBBORN LITTLE HEADS RIGHT NOW, OKAY ¢- You Canstill win a Tasco microscope or a copy of my Dear Jim, fabulous roy - a report on something you're Guess what? | don't. Neither does mysister, Jax. In fact, no one person can know everything. There's just too much stuff to know, figuring Out’ or Going tis auNiner The good thing is you don't need to know everything. You just need to know howto find outthe stuff that interests you, Weuse2 different waysto find out the stuff we need to know to 6 answeryour questions.The first is the library. Really. tS 5 The secondIs the telephone. You've heard aboutthe tibrary before, 3 : so today we'll talk about the phone, ; 2 Beakinanor Jax, 5 Kansas Cay. ms 12 % E 0. 177 —JRynbn f BeakmanPlace Send your question & address. : : i MORE STUFF: Makethe call. The phonewill report on door knobs; is there @ locksmith who| ; your phone. oe prcbably be answered by a¥eceptionist(re- can talk to about it?" You say your name, what i ocien eS Stut is Connected to Every Other Phone SEP-shun-ist), whosejobis to\make sure the you want to know and why you needto knowit an WHAT YOU NEED:The advice.and permission of your family - telephone- Yellow Pages - your own question WHAT TO DO: Think about your question for a few minutes. Think who would need the. answerto that question to make their living ~ to earn money. Forinstance,if your question is abouthair, yoy could’ask a barber.If it's about a dog's nose being wet, you could ask a vet. right people get the right phone calls: Your job is to get past the receptionist, who might not want to connect you with anyone. You Canget connected by being nice and askingpolitely. The othertrick is to say everything you need to say in 1 long, run-on sentence before you can be interrupted. Practice outloudfirst. Like, —_—_ail at once. The receptionistwill probably buy the act, especially if you do that cute-thing number that grown-upsthink is so, well, cute. | know you know what| mean. If you're really looking to find out something, You Can usually get connected to someonethat will help you. Do not call longdistance without pe up the Yellow Pages and look up your expert. Next, you “Hello, this is Jim Schustes and I'm doing a permissjon and do not call 900 numbers. a ave to.think about the best way to ask your question, : i 2 ; ; Vi me ‘a i | 1° = é F - . . ae > iA : i é i Deadline: August 1, 1993 Summer Vacation Contest, P.O. Box 30177, Kansas City, MO 64112. _§ 0 JOMBUY ANOA 106 NOA MOY BN |101 01 10610) 1,U0Q JOMBUE INGA YM {8OWUOD UOHBOLA JOWUNGOe94)ee J)Ue ‘PAOMBUB UOHBEND v 106 0} aupydeyssoy @6n NOA y) x0/*WOH *G'g caeintdpo ee eed |