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Show BY CHRIS BROWNE SHE GOT THE MONEY, SHE HEY, SIR KNIGHT —WHAT HAPPENED GOT THE CASTLE AND THE DIVORCE To You?! AND MY WIFE REALLY LAND, SHE GOT THE CLEANED FURNITURE AND SHE GOT THE Horses / WELL, IT'S NOT THE END OF SHE GOT THE THE WORLD — YOU'VE GOT To Awee(\— } SNAP BACK! ARMOR POLISH Too / | LOOK AT You! YOU USED To BE A KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMoR!! OH NO... 1S TUIS Vr GONNA HIT ON HER? OU NO... IS THIS GUY GONNA HIT ON ME?. I WONPER IF OU'D CARE To VERY MUCH, : LIFES $0 I'M REALLY NOT BUT I'M JUST COMING OUT OF A TRAUMATIC RELATIONSHIP... I COUNT HELP NOTICING READY TO START DATING AGAIN RIGHT NOW... AND FRANKL'G SO ARE YOU. ame REZ: ON ME FOR OH, THANKS EXCUSE ME...’ COSMO FISAHAWK... YOUR ENEMY , CAPTAIN CROW OF THE “REVENGE” IS THERE GONNA BE NAW —HE AND T FIGHT AND tT SHOWS HOW MUCH ClaSS He’S GoT ~ ON LAND WE'VE DEVELOPED A ‘5 REAL KIND OF MUTUAL RESPECT STRICTLY AT SEA. CUZ MY SHIP BLOWS HIS SHIP OUT OF THE WATEREVERY TIME WEBATILE — BUT WHEN FOR EACH OTHER. TROUBLE ¢ WE MEET AND PASS Like THIS ° — HE WAS THIS SORT OF QUIET DIGNITY He EXHIBITS THAT JUST SEEMS TO SAY “HEY— NO HARD FEELINGS. o=~ Dear Jason, Your stomach does haveacid inside otfit — experiment #2 WHAT YOU NEED: i | Yourfake snot from Experiment #1 - vacuum cleaner WHAT TO DO: Ask someone who knowsto show youthe right way to change the vacuum cleaner bag. ( You Can sell everyone on the idea of doing this experiment because you'll now be able to help outaround the house.) The reason your stomachisn't destroyed by the acid is our old friend snot, which is also called mucus. Mucus is thick, sticky, slimy and gooey.Andit's a goodthing. The inside of your stomach is covered : with it. That layer of snot protects the stomach from Beakmanor Jax, P.O. Box 30177 Kansas City, MO 64112 Send your question & address. its own acid. In fact, the miracle of mucusprotects manyparts of our bodies — someparts that even will = ———- oe hee. stir i up. Look closely into the.goo from the side. You just Make Some Fake Snot WHAT YOU NEED: Light corn syrup - unflavored SO WHAT: Mucusis made mostiy oui of sugars and proiein. That's what : gelatin - measuring cup - water - family permission - you used to make your fake snot, only you used different Y microwave oven or stove WHATTO DO:Heat'2 cup waterjust until it boils. Remove , heat. Sprinkle in 3 envelopes of unflavored gelatin. Letit soften a few minutes andstir with a fork. Add enough corn syrup to make 1 cup of thick glop. Stir with the fork andlift out the long strands of gunk. proteins and different sugars. Did you see those long, fine strings inside your fake snot whenyoulifted out the fork? Those strands are proteins. They're why real snot can be stretched out real long. The protein helps makeit sticky, too. *“* experiment #1 5 ; 4 bit of the*dustfrom the vacuun’Cleaner.It's very fine and is a bad thing to breathe into our bodies. Dump a pinch.ofthe finest dust onto your fake snot. Now __ a tae Go outside*with the dirt bag and your fake snot. Blow a 4 ON made fake boogers! Jax Place Fe | SO WHAT: 7 The fine dust got trapped and suspended in the thick ‘fake snot. That's the idea of having mucus in your nose. ’ J > Real mucussticks to the inside of your stomach. Without it, you'd digest yourself. Real mucus has other jobs, which You Can learn in Experiment #2. Weuse it to trap all the dust, pollen and junk that's floating in the air. Sometimes when you blow your nose, out comes grossblack stuff. It's usually mucus with trapped dust. it's healthier to keep that kind of dirt outside of our bodies. And with the miracle of snot on guard, most of the schmutz is trapped and then blown out in boogers. © 1993 Universal Press Syndicate 10-10-93 Recycle this newspaper! €°> hydrochloric acid — strong enough to eat through a piece of the metalzinc. “UBOMONeH Ye yrUS Auys ‘AyaRS ‘A9006 “O14; YORU 00} @ABY JqRBU UBD NOA “adio=i SIMI BABS 0} BaPI pOOE e AyGEqIC Sy) ‘syBoM may B ySNI Ul dr Gu;WIOD UBBMOHEH UM ‘URWUHBOG Wo "Sy , . ’ Is |
