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Show 12E Sunday, December 26, 1993 HORIZONS Standard-Examiner Bumbling creator of Hard Luck Gazette finds soul mates in subscribers a County Ragioter — way Ed Maussseesit, if you can’t ugh at yourself you can at least laugh 7 him. | ! at Or at the mirthful misfortunes of other for Mazda Moducin g dealer publications ; i tors in Irvine, Calif. The many jams he’s nwittingly found himself in prompted August. [ee gazette in on the front The contents are described bumbling; gene. : : DUE his ao . never charneee otee auss said, especialy since subscriberlist to 50 people. he S$ There's the story about Mauss’ trip toa badly to rap music.” was dancing h Be oud s the Rte = aig : ppened about she was cleaning the cage of Tae $3 por inmue, or $39 fora Gladys her parakeet, Chuckie, with a vacuum contributors to his home-produced cover of each edition: “Stories that prove dog park where a Labrador mistook him and the plone rang. It sucked poor zette. Mauss earnshis bread andbutter pro- > life.” Mauss, 30, says he was born with a cue. “So there I was,” Maussea writes, j Gladys found Chuckie dazed but alive —— ; ; inside the vacuum bag. She drenched him monthly newsletter The Hard Luck Ga- any hapless clod can muddle through for fire hydrant. Other dogs took up the “dodging mutt after mutt ... looking like I Chuckie righit up. : eee > ECEcomTs6 STORE HOURS: R.C.Willey's own in-store TOUR. Credit Dept. can handle WON-FRI10TO9 finades needs with SATURDAY 10TO7 monthlyPiget © CLOSED SUNDAY (On spproved credit). “4 RE oar NT we & Se ax telat the faucet, under , then fluffed his feathers n with a blow drier. — a s oye 2s ie ae we fash ; To subscribe, write to The Hard Luck Gazette, 123 Briarwood Lane,Aliso Viejo, CA 92656 or call Ed Mauss at (714) 831-7419. sekoe 3 ie: on ae bay ara ek c Fe ; Co 5 : oe Soaee awe aht 2 |