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Show Page 10A Lakeside Review Thursday, February 5; 1981 . - by Barry McWilliams V RIOHCMR.KU- I OXWfVOU FO SCMDUlF fi special class CONGRESS.. IN RgMSWAU MAtVU IMF'S ( Slf?, I The Fantastic Voyage for UNDERSTAND VOU ReauVDOHAlEflMlSSlO N FORMS... By PHIL KIRKWOOD Staff Writer Step right up folks, for the journey of a lifetime. An expedition to a world not yet seen by common man a world filled with enchantment, rich colors and intense surprise a place where shape constantly changes and life knows no bounds. Yes, if you climb aboard for a personally dare guided tour through this refrigerator. reporters Our first, stop is the a world within freezer a world a virtual frozen tundra of lime sherbert vintage 1978. Notice how softly the green glacier cascades over the ice cube tray. The brown color of the icicles dangling from the ceiling comes from a can of root that bfeer exploded an American dilemma ever since the birth of the Republic. George Washington wanted- a State Department clerk fired because he edited an newspaper. John Adams and his supporters in 1798 pushed through Congress the Alien and Sedition Acts. Thomas Jefferson promptly pardoned all those convicted under the act when he took office in 1801, but later remarked that a few good prosecutions might restore the integrity of the press. And this condition leads Reedy to the conclusion that, "No amount of manipulation can ever produce newspapers that are satisfactory to political leaders, or - blows. Presidential news management has been who are satisfactory to newspapermen (unless George Orwells nightmare, in which politicians had the capacity not only to produce newspapers but to rewrite the newspapers of the past, comes to fruition). , . Reedys remarks should be instructive to conservatives, who perhaps harbored hopes that President Reagans landslide victory signaled a four-yehoneymoon between this President and the press. Unfortunately, thats just so much wishful thinking. politicians ar Its important that we accept gracefully the bad reviews that are bound to come, and recognize the inevitability of it all. Letter to the Editor Review Editor: Iran within six months, in exchange for the hostages, is one thing, but adfor the Carter ministration to illegally agree to ban the hostages, their families and all other Americans, from to President Former Jimmy Carter has stated the U.S. should keep the his agreements ad- ministration made with Iran for the release of the hostages as a matter of honor in keeping our word. You would think, .from what Mr. Carter says, that we were dealing with an honorable nation instead of exercising their legal rights to seek redress against Iran so that those Americans can rightfully sue in court for lawful and just claims against Iran, terrorists. amounts to paying an We cannot over-stat- e or unlawful ransom to Irans exaggerate the total terrorist government. ' Before taking office. disregard by the Iranians of diplomatic and human President-elec- t Reagan their stated his administration and rights outrageous disregard of would not necessarily be international law, the bound by the agreements adWorld Court, the United of the Carter ' Nations the ministration. This made and ; numerous exhortions of it clear that the Reagan governments and world administration would be leaders for the Iranian free to decide whether to officials to exercise adhere to or disregard the humanity and reason in agreements of the former behalf of international administration, depenborder and justice by ding ciron the releasing the hostages cumstances. I believe that the Iranian terrorist, President Reagan, in all sanctioned by their , good faith, honor and I government, took and justice, can properly, and ; held for over a year, after should, repudiate at least they overran the U.S. part of the agreements " Embassy in Tehran. Now, with Iran, which were we find that the illegal, forced upon us under unjust and barbarous ill duress while the Iranians ' treatment of the hostages held the hostages under by the Iranians has been many open expressions of far more horrendous and unreasonable, unjustiuncivilized than we at fiable and dangerous , first thought it to be. We threats to bring ad'have recently learned ditional and even greater that the hostages have degradation and harm to been brutally mistreated the hostages. in many horrible, savage These and disgusting ways. despicable terrorist For the U.S. to agree to actions and hostage turn over $8 billion of an holding extortion for estimated $12 billion of ransom by the Iranians frozen Iranian govern- are totally contrary to ment assets (which we and are an outrageous -- bar-boro- -- ' and the balance to be turned over $30" A from the chimney, The D.E.Q. Department of Environmental Quality, tests S. 500 W., Salt Lok City ' , DUTCH BOY CARPET . 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It is definitely foolish not to escape any adherance to the forced agreements. We did not give our word of honor only our forced word under duress. When the duress no longer exists, neither does our forced word. The agreement, made under terrorist duress, to transfer additional assets affront to legal, just, to Iran within six months, reasonable and honorable amounting to about $4 New profound about this frozen world is that time has no meaning from everything orange juice to dog bones lives forever. The same cannot be said for warmer climates in the refrigerator, Moving downward to the meat and dairy section, where the living and the dead can exist as one, we find the carcass of a Thanksgiving turkey. If you listen closely, it will speak to you. Behind the dead bird is d a loaf of green cheese, a mound of white be the American people as well as billion, should utter disregard of in- declared null and void, under the law and give ternational law and and such funds held in the the hostages and the other civilized behavior. There U.S. in escrow, pending Americans, who have just is absolutely no honor or possible legal action and legitimate claims reason in capitulating to against Iran by against Iran, the opsuch forced ransom Americans, including the portunity to seek and agreements extorted by hostages. The govern- obtain justice, pending ment has no right to make the decision of the courts. terrorist, or any of adhering to any agreements that I believe a million agreements forced under would deny the people of dollars for each of the 52 outrageous barbaric their inalienable legal former hostages would duress, when repudiation rights. The government is not be excessive from and escape is possible. rightly bound to retain escrowed assets in President-Cartehad to control of the Iran consideration of the inknuckle-unde- r to the government assets to justice, harm and barterrorist demands and satisfy pending the baric treatment which the submit to the outrageous decision of the courts. hostages received and and illegal agreements These two nullifications suffered at the hands of forced on the U.S. under of the terrorists the Iranians. such duress, to relieve the dominated agreements duress. However, there is will sustain the rights of John L. Sullivan no reason for Mr. Carter, CAN UTAHNS HEAT A 3 BEDROOM HOME - Estimates ticals and preserved populations can triple agreement, high-hande- have done) . the onion cut in half. There is no stopping the foul odors of this tyrant and he worsens with age. Underneath, the all vines are carrots of all sizes and colors which have tied themselves in knots. There used to be an artichoke, but it died and became part of that brown head of lettuce in the back. At the very bottom, lives the most vicious of biology, we now find that over night. This land of the freezer is much larger potential horror is called the . produce . com-Th- e than first believed. in hand, remains of a Presidential News Management Heritage Foundation when he first enters President, Every the White House, promises an open Administration. He swears he likes reporters, will cooperate with them, will treat them as first-clas- s citizens, Timothy Crouse observes in The Boys on the Bus. The charade goes on for a few weeks or months, or even a couple of years. All the while the President is struggling to suppress an overwhelming conviction that the press is trying to undermine his Administration, if not the Republic . . . Then, sooner or later he we now chisel further into odors have been known to this frozen mystery. Upon kill without warning clearing the excess ice, where the law of the frozen vegetable par- - jungle is the only law and hamburger recently. Screwdriver By EDWIN FEULNER tree. From the Review Staff Ogden, Utah 84404 OGDEN 782-7- 1 03 SLC - 363-969- 6 V |
