Show myth of the E h e young wife W you cant tell me aalde smith when the joshing ceased and ho he was allowed to get got in a word ward in his own defense that t h at there theres anything at all ail in the joke about the brides ignorance of household matters ive been married only a couple of weeks but ive dpn enough to convince me why the first day I 1 ant into the kitchen without being called my wife drove me out just as a ratu naturally rally as ive seen my mother drive my father out but before I 1 did get out I 1 had grabbed a couple of hot homemade home made doughnut doughnuts the drat I ive ie e eaten in years and they were so methin scrumptious and eay say all thia this truck about the bride ordering half a dozen ox liver livers or a of chicken or a yard and a half of at pork roast la Is the kind of rot when the butchers boy brought bought the goods site looked ll 11 over carefully and then she weighed it tell mr sparerib Sparer lh ehe she arld to the boy that there Is no trimming on a leg of lamb and this Is it three ounces short with the bone wel weighed ghei in the bo opened his eyes pretty wide and then he lie zot ot red and began to flan fish around round a in the basket baskel bana ily he be brought out another slip hill for five fite cents less 1 I guess there was a mis take he ile mumbled i when he had gone my wife looked serious lies 1100 gotten hold nf a bill pad sho she said and Is adding a few cents to thu bill of each customer 1 I hate to complain but I 1 will if I 1 HUS s peet him of using 1 it again oh he wont try to uso it on 11 me but its ws a shame that ho lio should cheat the other customers cus tomera and ruin a mans business that was the way it went all day lay nothing came in without being ex none of at the ien ten renti ti whole lot men and nono none of the two big buckets a quarter mei mea worked any of at their goods oft ft on her she looked into everything but the limit came when the tho groceries arrived she kept the boy until eho she had gone over the bill and checked off the it items ems then she looked the things over one of them WAS a package of seeded raisins and anti she opened that at tho top and at tho ille bottom then toen sho she gave it back to th tho boy take that back she ho aid said some one has been eating the falln 11 out of the bottom of IV it ite lie took it and half an hour later the grocer whom I 1 suspect of being bein 9 named meyer came around to inquire and Pro protest tent that lg is all right she said only the other day I 1 saw your son eating seeded raisins out of tho bottom of at a package and I 1 thought that it he did it once be he might do it again the boy had been too darned lazy to lo cat eat the raisins with the seeds in them and so he h b id td beva etc ste them out of the package aud ana do clo it t up again I 1 told hei lant t there was so much need of 0 st watching but she only answers try to run the 11 house without it T y dont earn enough money to alia inow to waste anything and so I 1 hare hit make every cent count for its iti I 1 value or else well have to 10 rio lo wl ala lots ot at things thing and do you know how I 1 spent tb last two or three days of ray my and honeymoon peeling peaches ax coring caring crab apples yes sir top cr or with plums aid and grapes w we 1 1 besida 12 dozen quart bottles 3 1 0 jarg uri of if piccalilli thit that waft war bome u different from the way mother Ws to do at preserving time she draw ini tl us all father included out ot of house bouso and let us eat wind windfall faus I 1 fro the orchard grecs it waa was a time terrible storm and strain for hen her us the results were nvere good tb when it was over but my wife i j put a big kitchen apron on me we made me help holp not try to dl things mind you or offer any sun eions but do what 9 alio 0 told me to two akk s what do you think ot at that for forti new woman the product of our ma n ern ineffective civilization that tb th bum political economists and oth a are talking their heads off a abow its my one best beat guess that most walk on are pretty much alike it I 1 they w 0 half a show and li hivo ave half halt a ways teas ful of brains j As for cooki cooking tig will alj im in in eig yet sho site learned it all a at t school fsr same as thousands of other a she claim the average girl rin r in ba the same success if aho she lait Is willing to sidestep the delicate store habal the rock on ww wl a good many housewives aro are the man mail who aho falls a victim ti it it sacs will have an annual meal ticket at fatle lunch counter and ho v mill f there when ho lie wants smita mi stant ell food 11 sa smith broke in the boo keeper it listens to me as it 1 wite wile was one of these alil fashion slaves to the cook tito atoe e youve got another guess said smith h hotly ti slip site puts lea less but more bracing into th work v she gets bettor better results its botill question of being modern and bel willing to use a little eberg v the comic papers at 0 you fallows matrimonial jokes ami and mr iris nel neo wed abse vallona va tlona you mako tm in tir perhaps it did nil the th other men the ulce 1 for they instantly and unas announced themselves theme them selve elv 1 1111 0 to accept any uniting smith might choos to to extend |