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Show | 3 Reasons It Pays To Serve Heinz Baby Foods 1.NO CAN OPENER...NO PRYING! QU IPS AND QUOTES e Just turn to open. . . turn to reseal e No more annoying bent lids Walkie Talkies Ourliving room must be, [’'m sure, The biggest one around. I measured it last night when we Had guests. Here’s whatI found: The distance from the davenport To our front-doorlights Is six “We must be goings,” Plus four or five “Good nights.” —Francis 0’ Walsh “Henry is so forgetful,” the wife complained. to a visitor. “He forgets his coat, keys— evenhis address. I sent him out for some lemons just now, and I don’t even know if he'll remember to come home.” As the visitor commiserated with the wife, Henry burst into the living room. “You'll never guess what happened to me! An old eccentric was passing out money onthe street, and look what he handed me.” He e You can see Heinz freshness . - . before you buy e Exclusive airtight reseal protects Today’s kids think a pioneer: is somebody who movedto the country before it became a suburb. —Harold Coffin opened fistful of $100 bills. “See,” said the wife, “he forgot the lemons.” —Theresa M. Elder unused food, helps prevent spoiling Muchto the shock of the groom, a plane bearing him and his new bride was downed for the nightat a large city. “Why, this is where you go on sales meetings,” the bride said happily. “You can take me out tonight and show metheplace.” 3. HEAT AND SERVE FROM JAR! ¢ Foods heat quickly, uniformly e¥, in’t di ingle disk “T don’t know anything about the city,” the groom argued fervently. “I just come here on business.” “Just the same,” the bride said, pouting, “I want to go out, and I want to see that famous Swank Club I’ve heard about.” “Hi, George,” the headwaitersaid to the groom as the‘couple entered the club. “Yourusual, sir?” said the waiter. “See you, lover,” called a chorus girl as she pranced past. The bride was furious. She dragged the groominto a taxi, berating him all the way. As they pulled away, the cab driver turned and said: “If this dame’s giving you trouble, George, why don’t we get rid of her and go back for another?” —Frances Benson CUB7 B MA CE E yLLE Wi,W ne) ATP ee MVNA ay) SOM, Heinz Research Is Your Assurance Of Finest Quality At Low Cost ¢ To bring your baby the. best baby foods in the most convenient packages,scientists are constantly at work in the new Heinz Research Center, one of the wonders of the modern nutritional world. SH = HEINZ Baby Foods Only Heinz has screw-on caps on all Strained and Junior Foods. “What are the other women wearing?” 4 Family Weekly, November 27, 1960 |