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I can’t take another season of rakingleaves for three homes. 30 Uncovers stared at me. At a volunteer even marginally unsavory that atit called and the whole room 17 Sticky 2 Map 10Captivate 31 Cogitate Bina worried East” 4 Blunder 19 Untamed relaxed 22Incite 33 Dudgeon 20 Before now 21 Tea additive job 24 Mean 6 Goodman 25 Quite genre unusual stuff 3 “Down 14Topnotch 32Not 23Spoiled 5 Waiter’s state tribe groundcheck on you. Anything meeting for the Red Cross no maybe lurking in your past one wanted to talk to me once will inevitably come up, mak- introductions were made. Peo ple have called family mem- HARRIETTE Co LE ingyouvulnerabletofurther public scrutiny. Weigh the pros and cons andthentakeaction. 38 Actor bers to find outif I have been Beatty 39 Mariner's place accused of this crime. How do AOE You mayalso wantto invite I handle situations when I am your minister or another pillar with groups of people who might recogof your community who knowsyou to stand up on your behalf. nize my nameforall the wrong reasons? | ThomasJosephBook2,POBox36475, OnandsFL328596475 22.Western explained to both of them the problem that their inattention to the yards has created for me, and have given them aoe of lawn-care companies ae _ sex offender Website to discover this individual is of a different race, age, hair and cake 9 Runs neighbors say once that he would just ’ wait “for his leaves to blow my way.” I've Be mindful, though, that you had better havea spotless record — with the law and the 26 Keep 7— 15 Directional ty. murder.I checked thestate E/B/B/E|/ORBWIAIVIE|S mo LITIERBAILIE a g DIEJAL ML 1S VORIrany = Gnawer pages 43 Greedy one ; Surix guy's got the same name as me exact name lives inmy same small town. This man has had legal problems in- 42 Title unit 12 Grown girl 13 Scary ? ee ws E : i at 5 N 2 tender 1 High points 6 Algae, Bad fetetelfeetuial ie C/O|S|T|SMBIAIAIS Tuesday, November25, 2003 9 — Warren,No City Given, N.J. [10 Dear Warren: Here’s a time when you 23 Root feature 26 Iron 27 “TheArt of Love” Dear Harriette: Whenleaves start fall- do t can — George, Scarsdale, N.Y. Dear George: Invite both ofyour neigh- bors to your homeand explain that you intendeither to hire a lawn-care service that the three of you mustpayin orderto keep your lawns properly manicured,or _that your childrenwill raketheirleaves for a fee. Define the cost each family must pay independently and press them to agree right then and there. If they refuse, approach your neighborhood association about helpingto put pressure on them. E sett” Harriette Cole’s “Sense and Sensitivity might wantto consider engaging your lo- ing, I find myself raking my leaves as well cal media. Call your hometown paper and _as my neighbors’. Both my left and right column runs Tuesdays, Thursdays and speak to an editor about your situation. Ask them to write a human-interest story neighbors are older couples without chil. dren at home. They neverrake their Saturdays. E-mail Harriette at askharriette@harriettecole.com. poet 28 Plead | 29 Idaho's — | BRIDGE Perce Indians ea honed 4943 It may show uplate in the day oo rhetoric Raymond Chandler wrote, “The VNBX BXM ; AEUVVXV; ‘ ZKMXVQ JXXH UPX QN fect mechanism.If you press spades3-3 or the heart finesse West exactly the right buttons and are working. 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