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Show ‘Carry www.ClassifiedGuys.com THE CLASSIFIED GUYS My wife and | went to look at a bedroom analyzing the furniture. The woman was adamant about checking all thecushions and pillows while her husband just sat down, looking like set for sale. When we arnved, a gentle- he was ready to take a nap. Finally, the woman stood back and com- The Last Guest man led us to the spare bedroom and mented, “I love the style, but I'm just not sureit fits with our décor.” bedroom set with the gentleman as Looking at her husband who was settled on the couch, she chuckled and said, “I know what's missing. Honey, actlike you're watching football and holding a beer.” (Thanks to Kelly H., New Mexico) mentioned tousthat his wife was upstairs on the telephone. We discussed we looked over the bedroompieces. Eventually, | asked, “Are you negotiable onthe price?” Before he could answer, the upstairs door opened. Not realizing that we were still there, his wife hollered, “Did that couple buy the bedroomset? If not, my Parents want to come visit next weekend.” Withalook of fear, the hus- bandturned to me andsaid, “I'd say I'm pretty flexible onthe price.” Tip of the Week Too Comfortable When| advertised my sofa and love seat for sale, a middle-aged cou ple cameto lookat theset. It was obvious they had different ways of for Sale FOR SALE: Four-Post Bed, 115 Years Old, Perfect for Antique Lover. From the Guys Carry: Bunk beds are a great solution for Our friend, Gail, decided to replace the living room furniture in her home,but got “sticker shock” when she saw the costofnew. We sug- gested she look in the classifieds where furniture can be purchased at tremendous savings. Ofien, people need tosell their furniture because they are moving or have new furniture on order. Their motivation to sell quickly can make them very flexible on the price. Keep this in mind. (Thanks to Henry P. Indiana) she got it home. Always measure doorway first. whenyou find someone selling the furniture you like, and negotiate accordinglyfor the price you wantto pay. As for our friend Gail, she finally found the perfect sofa, but learmed an important lesson when saving space, and they offer a sense of adventure to your children’s sleeping arrangements. As kids, Cash and | would alwaysbattle over who got to sleep on the top bunk. We finally decided to switch bunks everyfew months. Cash: That worked pretty well, but you were pretty clumsy when you tried toget outofbed in the morning. You never seemed to makeit out ofthat top bunk withoutfalling to the floor. Carry: Well, it would have been easier if you hadn't kept moving the ladder. Do you have a funny or successful story? Send your stories, questions or humorousclassified ads to comments(@ClassifiedGuys.com or Classified Guys, PO. Box 8246, New Fairfield, CT 06812. Published submissions receive SSO and an autographed copy of our book. 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