| Show 0 poor air kene ban has anly aly 0 left such crual cruel poverty 1 Is pitiful to behold when you cant get central you vy are ready to believe that the telephone Is a holler mockery irain rray help the late crops bu but it Berl interferes with the hai haz vest of hits on tho the ball field the lesson you moat easily learn as an you grow older la Is that the older you grovv the harder it ie Is to learn it Is I 1 authoritatively denied that harry lehr wear wears frills trills on the ends of his bli drawers dra wera chicago record her uld aid some eastern girls have invented what they cill 1 the piazza mat bat hat iti shapo shape Is improved by being eat out upon A wisconsin lad who might have been IT asting sting bin time huttig corn curn went fishing instead Blead iD nud found 1 4 pearl king alexander and buu drag had accumulated debts amounting tc tr and yet some people question od ed their thor ability harry lehr Is an illustration of ot fact that if some men mon can only get themselves talked about they dont caro what Is eald said life is not all a bod bad of reses and if it were wo we would miss and howl for ham hain and eggs garlic julece pies and automobiles judge the man who realizes that he baa ban made a fool of himself experiences considerable dI in keeping others othor or from irom finding landing it out the dowager empress of china appears to bo be having her annual thirst for gore its queer how long the lord ets lets some deop live the boys havu about quit dying from tho the effects of fourth of july fireworks but the green apple victims are now beginning to bo be heard ol 01 SL 81 paul it we mistake not is the first large city to tako take decisive dec lelve action against tho the toy pistol of 1904 but st paul rill will bo jesa w lonesome as time all Us on i rn now 0 w that beet beef has gone up it ie is probable that there wont bo be so much of it go down with people who must keep the living expensed below a tala figure we ivo arp in the hands of a receiver calver re writes a Bill rille editor and may the lord make him duly thankful tor for what ho he Is about to roc receive elvel I 1 atlanta constitution it Is thought that the humberts f the big paris swindlers lers will get but a light sentence it will be bo remembered thet they were wise enough to steal say several oral millions manila tor correspondents say the sul tan of bulu sulu Is to so infatuated with singapore that he will never return to sulu first they had him die dle and bow now they have him rosli n colombia prefers war to humiliation our sympathy with that boblo sentiment Is somewhat dulled by the consideration that viat south american republics prefer war to almost anything the washington Washing toa baseball team is in for sale it Is apparent that tho the ownen owner of the team have a good deal of nave they ought to offer to give it away with half a pound of f tea or 0 om eining A sixty horse power engine ud on western ranches will plow sixty acres a d day AY between that great groat machine and the automobile people who like born bor boi fl n meat should bo be oble to get gat it at bargain rates egyptian mummies under a customs decision are to bo be admitted to this country without having to pay duty although no protect by ome some infant industry has yit arisen yon you never can tu persons who come back wearied and exhausted by the pleasures of 0 their outing tour should cheer up with the reflection that about fifty weeks most must intervene before they have the lame game experience again an english clergyman has bus entirely loit his memory as the result of taking a bath a it circumstance abic will confirm many people in their conviction that bathing ie Is not only foolish but a deng dangerous erous custom jacj |