Show sam rill orill inaugurate the panama pant canal with a dig the revolution in bolivia Is spreading ing A lamedog lameta og joined it yesterday tho the american ice trust lost money laet last year probably it had bad too much watered stock at this distance we ve can see a pick bicklan flavor about that pro clama tion of the cear there has been a break in the whisky trust but not long enough to let lot the bluff out for nothing A new york jury haa has fixed the value of a mans leg at would you ceu seal one of your legs for that some way should be found to prevent mount and old crazy snake from breaking out at the came fame time when ou have known a hundred women you know just about aa as much about the sox as when you know only me tho mad mother Is to sought now it they could catch his mother in law perhaps hed quiet down and live in peace the I 1 urna ceman bas appeared in the burdick case but tho the milkman and tho the plumber have thua thus far succeeded in keeping out when wo we remember what a tuna men make about their 50 panama hats bats marked down to we can have charity for the women ex mayor amos ames of minneapolis says the newspapers aro are to blame for his present troubles this la to quito quite a compliment to tho press compared with what the do do not know now about the burdick murder the facts thus far brought out are exceedingly meager if your baby has bas the grippe dont kiss it says dr cyrus edson it your stenographer haa has the grippe ho he adds send her home till oho ahe gets well tho the Rothe childs started in business busl neya with a small art store they knew practically nothing about painting but soon had alt all of tho the old masters coming choir way ay A trolley syndicate has been incorporated in new jersey with a capital of 0 but a little bit of a thing like that do dohnt ant spill much water nowadays japanese Japa neso labor has been tried in colorado and utah and Is pronounced to be a failure the japanese costume fills so easily with snow that the laborer becomes logy prof Monn monaghan ghan might have added to his assertion that poor cooks make drunkards the further tact fact that they incite to profanity assault assault and bat ten ter defalcation and suicide the man out west wept who wants a dl ill vorce on an the ground that bis his wife hypnotized him into the marriage will not get it that ground would allow 4 eve every rr husband to got a divorce secretary shaw worrying halt half k so much about the prospective pay ment of that panama canel account as you may be about the prospective payment of a 50 tailors bill lances ore are to be discarded by the british array army all tho the lancers and dragoons will be armed with carbines and swords hereafter Is this another move forward toward universal peace that tennessee legislator who wants to make kissing a misdemeanor must have passed a lonesome youth a dreary middle life and now on the vergo verge of old ago age has no love tor for children mr cokell the Et eillah llah brulfer who was recently jolted into frito the land of dreams by the Atre rican mr air forbes has so far re coveted as to be able to state that the people of ot this blasted country lack clausi we are informed that the sultan of muscat has bas I 1 ruined by the ex pense Incur ln curre rei in organizing his cus toms service on an the advice of the british american and french consuls too many cooks A boston dry goods firm advertises beautiful thirds in spring shirt balate wa late we laye thorn them down here too but we do not advertise them they speak tor for themselves both as display and nd solid matter |