Show secretary shaw latest story A man loved two girls one was beautiful and the other was plain but a fine singer having heard tho the axiom that beauty Is 1 but akin skin deep the man took heed and married the plain girl one morning he awoke and glanced at his sleeping bleeping wife her homeliness homell nesa was increased by a falling mouth and a resounding nose As he gazed a doubt on the wisdom of 0 his choice assailed aasal led the man and aud grew grow to such proportions that in alarm for or his marital felicity he shook the sleeping bleeping woman by the arm and cried to her for heavens bake sake lib wake up and sing something |