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Show __ The Salt Lake Tribune CALENDAR Friday, March 12, 1999 It's Time to Say Farewell to Jerome Dear Ann:I have beengo ANN LANDERS with a man for three ae Tome” has a 5-year-old daughter, WHAT'S COMING UTAH MARQUEE Compiled byLori Buttars THEATER No Maniacs: Natalie Mer- Community and the Lion” and I don’t know how much long- er I cantolerate that child. She tells her father| where to sit, chant, one-time frontwoman of the 10,000 Maniacs and now whereto stand, when to go out and whatto eat. She walks around his apartment andinsists solo diva, will perform April 8 at KingsburyHall. on holding his hand, no matter what he’s doing. She even goes to the bathroom with him. (He says shecries if he locks her out.) If she awakens in the night, he allows herto sleep with him. Jeromeis divorced, and his daughter spends two nights a week at his place: I realize she misses her father, but this seems to me a very unhealthy attach- ment. Whensheis with him, she won't play with her toys or watch TV. She only wants tosit on his lap. This child has so many hangups, it saddens me. Jeromesays I am jealousof her, but I don’t believe this is true. What do you say, Ann? — Readyto Giveup in Richmond, Va. Merchant's distinctive voice married to a man with the brain of a flea? — Grossed Out in Stockton,Calif. Dear Stockton:Sorry, dear, but you threw outa perfectly sood piece of crockery that would fave been OK aftera scouring. It could be that after seeing your husband's infected foot in the pot, you could not bring your- sef to cookin it, but actually, the problem was more in your head than in the pot. Should your husbard get another ingrown toenail, ask him to use an aluminum pail And while we're on the subject of toenails, they should be cut Dear Richmond: Dump Jerome unless you arewilling to play secondfiddleto that pathetic spoiled brat for the rest of your life. Unfortunately, her brattiness is not her fault. Her father (prob- ably guilty about the divorce) has catered to the child to the extent thathe is totally under her thumb. Adios, Jerome, and the sooner thebetter. a Dear Ann: My husband is a Wonderful man, 56 years old and highly intelligent. He had an ingrowntoenail that was red and Swollen and lookedinfected. I Suggested he soakit in hot water andtry to cut as muchof the nail as he could. Well, Ann, I caught him soaking his toe in my good crock pot I wentballistic. He insisted that a little hot water and soap would straght across. Sorry if I ruined some breakfasts, but this is something you need to know. a Dear Ann: Our 14-year-old son’s schoolfriends gave him some phone numbers to access pornographic services. These were for international and 900numbercalls. Without underslanding the consequences, he ran up phone bills in excess of $800 daring a four-week period. Although minors are forbidden to use these services, he had to give orly verbal affirmation that he wés 18. No one checked to make sure he wastelling the truth. What’s more,all phonecalls made from our home are OUR responsibility. Heasetell your readers that 900 andinternationalcalls can be blocked free of charge. Call your with meto the office and threwit local phone service for details. Dont assumeit won't happen to you. Wedidn’t think it could happento us, either. — Anonymous in Liberty, Mo. Dear Liberty: You've performed a fine public service by writing. Thanks for wising up a out there. Was I wrong, Ann, or am I me). elean the pot up just fine and I had noreason to fly off the handle. I threw the contaminated pot in the garbage. The next morning, I discovered he had putthe pot back in the cupboard. I took it gave the Maniacs’ catchy melodies “These Are Days” and “Candy Everybody Wants” their politically correct tone. On her own, Merchant's pointed musings have the music to match. Her albums “‘Tigerlily” and “Carnival” arecritical winners. Tickets are $32 at Kingsbury Hall and Smith’s Tix outlets. Sales begin Saturday at 9 a.m. In the Wings: Prices for these upcoming concerts do not includeservice charges. the Lough, Celtic, Innat Prospec: tor Square, Park City, March 21: $19 at e door. Ladysmith Black Mambazo, world. KingsburyHall, March 23; $18.50 and $25 at Artix Morissette and Garbage, pop. E Center, West Valley City, March 24; $35 at Smith's Tix. Rusted Root, worldbeat, Kingsbury Hall March 24: $23 at Smith's Tix Greg Brown with Kelly Joe Phelps,folk Kingsbury Hall, March 27, 7:30 p.m $15 at ArtTix . swing-dance con. test, Cliff Lodge at Snowbird Ski Resort. March 27: $15 at Smith's Tix Billy Joel, rock, Delta Center, April 10: $39.50at Smith’s Tix and Delta Center box office Maya, East Indian recording artist, Bennion Junior High, 6055 S. 2700 West. April 10; $15 at the door. . pop, Kingsbury Hall, April 11, $25 at Art Tix and Kingsbury Hall box office Dan Hicks, rock, Egyptian Theatre, Park City, April 11; $15 at Acoustic Music, Salt City CDs and at the door. Sheryl Crow, pop. E Center, West Valley City, April 15; $27 at Smith's Tix and E Center boxoffice Yesterday, Beatles tribute, Cottonwood High School Auditorium, April 16; $15 atthe door. Faith Hill, country, E Center, West Valley City, April 19; $26 at Smith’s Tix 'N SYNC,pop, Delta Center, April 28; $30 at Smith’s Tix and Delta Center box of. fice Rod euler ECen: ter, West Valley City, April 29; $45 and $72 at Smith's Tix and $6; (435) 723-5820. Touring Show “Macbeth — Lehi High School; March 12.7 pm tickets. $2;768-7000 Presented by Utah Shakespearean Festival Improv Comedy City Rep Theater; 638 S. StateSt Satur- and April 3: tickets, $7; 532-6000. “Cinderella” Riverton Community Center: 12800 S Redwood Road; tonight and Satur p.m; matinee Saturday, 1 p.m.; $5for children and seniors, $7 for teens and adults. The Miracle Worker” Terrace Plaza Playhouse; 99 E. 4700 South, Ogden; Fridays, Saturdays and Mondays, 7:30 p.m. through tickets, 36,an$6 Hale Center Theater Orem: 225 W. 400 North, Orem; nightly at 7:0; except Sundays. through March 29; tickets, $7, $8 and$10, 600. “Arsenic enior Citizens ( south; tonight, Saturday, Monday and Wednesday through March 20; 7:30 ng 567-0087. Special Youth Night performance March 17: tickets $1 Roof" Rodgers Memorial Theatre; 292 E. Pages Lane, Centerville: Fridays, Satur: 30 Murray Theatre: 4961 S. State, Moray tickets, $5; 355-4628. College and University ms of Inquiry Private School: 1140 900 East, Fridays, Saturday Mondays, 7.30 p.m tickets. $6 and $7: 8. 8248: presented by Siagehght Theater Company Upon a Mattress’ Draper Historic Theatre East: Thursday through March 22 and 26-29 and April 2, 3.5, 9 10 and 12, 7:30 p.m. tie $1 discount opening night and Dolls" SCERACenter. 7 days, Saturdays, (0 p.m; through April 10; tick day ets, $8. ARTS 4 , Romance” Heritage Community Theatre, 2505 S Highway 89, Perry; Fridays, Saturdays and Mondays, 8 p.m.; through March 27 matinee March 20, 2 pm.; tickets, $5 “Something's Grand The Community College Sor ty campus; 1575 S. State: nightly, at 730, except Sundays through March 20; matinees Saturdays at 2 p.m, tickets, $4 to $13; 957-3322 ‘Equus’ Courage Theatre; Jewett Center for the Berforming Arts 1250 & 1700 South: through March 20 and March Bs2 30 p m.; suggested donation. $5 iortsPlaycontains"mature themes. 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