Show crabs C made the trouble one of the prominent women 0 or ngo N J garo gave a crab dinner the other night to which she bo invited a dining room full of guests the function proved highly enjoyable and not a few remarked to their hostess that they bad never sein crabs so dell deli piously cooked some of her more intimate neighbors even besought of her to tell them the secret with a smile which respected ed the pride she felt the hostess was abacut to whisper the recipe to a haughty looking dame at her elbow a low moan from the I 1 alarmed the whole table and brouil t thi conversation to an abrupt ston the next moment the waitress waltress who had been acting queerly for some time rushed back from the kitchen with a bandage in one hand band and a bettle of aneca oil in the other the hostess bics ess aa the first to recover her composure and catching hold of the bandage she mary alary I 1 there ana anyone one hurt its the cc CO cook mum stam mary alary and what Is the matter with bridget mum she burnt herself I 1 ou oti ought tu bat hat told you afore mum it t auz uz in the flain of them crabs num mum the comtess lioa teas excite excitedly dir excused her self and rushed to le ille kitchen thero there ebo she found the cook rocking back and forth in a chair doubled up as with the most intense pain on or seeing her mistress bridget showed fright a and ad d artemi bcd to disguise her sufferings by struggling to fes fet fest t youre hurt bridget said her employer hurriedly wh whit tt la Is the matter tell mo me alt all about it Is ter tell yuh Is arald yel fire me it if you knows happened it auz the crabs mum did aou ou not them thern accord ing 1 to the cook book I 1 gave gae you yes gerdav that ney ne nc Y aa a called bouto em brolle sure I 1 did mum bt when I 1 chucked cm em in the pan the bl arsted critters critt cra hacked the arease alt all over me ahe 1 I he housewife houe houlle wife threat up her hands ob oh bridget bridgett she screamer scream el do ai ean to say ou didat clean them Q i tire I 1 did muni mum wag was the reply 1 I hold them under the fauceLl 1 maw new aock tribune |