Show "' I ) ( I ( 1 I - f The Salt Lake Tribune) Jim Bishop Reporter Rock ! the brown suede shoes I bought in London and found inside a sign saying: "Hand made in Italy" And then there was the green checked suit from Prudential written on It Harrod's it ’ faces in toward’ the Med- Atlantia group of us stood on the sports deck A gy Both sides c H Goren — North- - AV 49878 ¥742 3 6 Q53 West East 4 ¥ J96 4KJ74 4109653 none K 10 8 S K J96 r JI - Tpt Jim tsnop watching' Eight miles north was the coast of Europe Eight miles south were the Atlas Mountains of Africa -- Now we will be at sea for seven days This is the last leg of the trip home Two years ago as the ship cleared these straits I had little Gayle at my side This time I am alone Each time I thought my wife would make the trip and each time she turned it down with thanks My daughter Virginia almost made the trip this time but she remembered that she had to be a matron of honor There Is much to tell my women when I get home Nothing tickles them more than laughing at something silly daddy has doner and so che-vau- x Then there was the time at Cannes when the ‘ "young blonde woman stepped Into the waiting room weeping Passengers would board the Giulio Cesare In 13 minutes If she wanted to cry It was her busineaSr- - 7- - had to-a- sk spoke Spanish many languages I do not speak Spanish is among the finest By sign language I learned that her little red headed son matchhad ing the older boy she ’ with her was lost jShe why Among the THE TENDER was almost ready to leave with the pas- The customs agents passports I examining - ran out In the street and up the quay looking for a little red head How many could - there te? I came back puffing No youngster I ran for sengers were a gendarme He spoke French She spoke Spanish I spoke English I think In thrde minutes weswere running all over the Cannes waterfront In six minutes the gate was ready to close I apologized to the woman for leaving her in a most distressing moment she was going to xniss the ship A man standing nearby listened- to her and said: "She says her little boy’ runs away all the time She is not trying to make that boat anyway "She It seeing someone - off’ When I finished the prea steward vious paragraph -- came into the cabin and said Dr-Va- radio shack My heart was leaden because the only people who could call me are those at home and the only reason they would phone the ship Is In an emergency It was Cinny She said that mommy tmy wife) has been in a hospital four days and was operated on this morning for peritonitis My voice cracked my nerve 4 Pass Pass 3 4 Dellen’s How to Keep Well t This was ridiculous Elinor was well when I left home And beside I had phoned home at each stop and she said that she was feeling fine s Peritonitis? From what? voice swelled hnd faded over the 3500 miles of ocean Gin-ny’- Why didn’t you tell me this eight hours ago? I asked I could have left the ship at Gibraltar and caught a plane at Lisbon The voice faded f (Editor’ Not: Lit added pathetic footnote to thia column Mr hut-ban- d Buh on dlrd not Ion received that fateful telephone call Hla column waa diapatched by J cable and Jim Piahop continued hi trip home— only to arrive too late ftr hr A hernia like a hole in a sock gets bigger gradually unless darned Surgery is the only cure butit is not an emergency operation and no harm Is done by postponing the procedure a few months or even' a year But the longer procrastination continues the larger the opening becomes THE SURROUNDING tissues stretch and In time become as frayed as an old piece of cloth This makes repair difficult because the sutures may not hold Delay also increases the chance of This is the stiargulatlon most serious aspect of hernia and is the No 1 reason why surgery Is advised The swelling or bulge that Is typical of hernia la due to protrusion of parts of the intestine fn the hernial sac There always is a possibility that the bowel will get trapped especially If the opening of the sac la narrow WHEN THIS occurs the blood supply to the Intestine Is shut off and the organ becomes gangrenous Death ensues unless the Obstruction Is freed Immediately 4 108742 South 4 AKQ105432 ¥ AQ3 A 4A 1 Today’s Health Hint Simple desires and a good disposition make old a easy to take and may become soft and fat through inactivity The truss at best offers temporary aid It must fit perfectly to keep the weak- ened area from bulging but does nothing to strengthen I the tissues HOW LONG is a person " laid up for repairs? The pe- rlod of disability is seldom less than four weeks or more than six barring compiles-tlon- s - -- Pass Pass Jack of n Just Try and If he was willing to exert the effort to compose the design I ought to be willing to provide the opportunity for him to be heard I’m not inclined to offer a suggestion for an approved sequence of bids and I am quite prepared to have a flood of mail coming from devotees of the asking bid pointing up what a cinch it would be to reach a grand slam tinder Stop Me By Bennett Cerf A heartless boss called his pretty young secretary into his private sanctum one after-roocarefully locked the n door and said “As I’ve al- you you’re the ready loveliest thing in this office” Visionsof a mink coat passed through the sec’s mind "Furthermore” continued the boss “you dress nicely and all my friends think I’m a lucky’ fellow to have you at my beck and call" "Oh thanks thanks” murmured the secretary demurely “Enjoy them while you can" said the boss his voice changing "because right now we are going to discuss your spelling punctuation and typtold’ - ideal conditions South’s bid of three hearts Is not the choice of your M G if I may be pardoned for an inelegant approach My own preference is for a bid of six spades I am well aware that such action may result In toss-inaway a sure game but there are so many hands which will produce a slam where North would have nothing constructive to say The Jack of hearts for example would hardly look impressive to him i g ing” West led the jack of spades and cashed his two blank aces a trump put dummy In and South ruffed a low South won In San Antonio a group of retired Army officers organised a recreational center they call "The Henpecked Club” Into its quarters stormed an irate wife one evening swept the poker chips onto the floor and out by pulled an the ear screaming "How dare you join a club with a revolting name like this? 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