Show The Salt The Breaking Point Rv Bud Blake Tribune Wednesday April 27 IMS Just Try and Goren on Bridge JUEZE THERE PEAR MOMAf'S SURE PAPPy PPN'T MEAN TO USE THAT HORRIP TONE OF VOICE ON YOU HE'S HAP A HARP PAY By C ft Take My Word for It Stop Me Goren By Frank Colby By We need some Colby corn-seIn determining a of usage Out English Friend of Bob Sylvester’s clowning around after imbib ing few too many toasts in advertently swallowed his wife’s eai tings In a panic lie rushed to the nearest doctor and explained his plight “But Im In charge of a maternity ward:" protested the medico “You're just the man for me'" gasped Bob's pal “Jhose wfre mothcr-of- pearl earrings’" BUTWElLTRY TO UNPERSTANP WON'T WE ? point “English Student Should Tortured Not Taught" turns it up In typical Shrdluvian ambiguity thus: “Harumph! the pronoun ‘what’ never has an antecedent but may be termed a ’Condensed antecedent relative’ in that it combines wlth-I- n Itself the attributes of - class cannot decide whether to use a plutal or singular verb following "what" in such sentences as "VUint we need (Is? are”) more good textbooks" A My’ assistant Dr Etaoln Shrdlu noted giammarlan and author of the famous book Ah-h-h- ayte- 5POOAIL cedent and relative equivalent to 'that which’ Harumph!" Now let’a do it my way “Let ub regard “what wa need" as a noun clause 1ft actually la the subject of the sentence and expresses the idea of “our need" which is singular as If we were to say “Our need Is for more good -- Bennett Cerf ns ANP35NT REASONABLE OR PATIENT Aii textbooks”—- Or to put It still another way “what" la equivalent to “that which” and ’that" of course is plainly singular andL takes a singular verb thus:-Tha- t which we need Is PEN PUJQGEOAGGS 03 PENCIL Your Choice! Bleeding gums —sign Opening lead: Ace of hearts PR THE DOUBLE of the slam contract as a means of eliciting favorable lead from partner has been the aubject of an endless number of disserta-tatlon- a An interesting case was presented in one of the recent Vanderbilt cup matches The technique of the slam double convention has varied frdm time to time and among various groups of players but always basic has been the principle that when the player not on lead doubles a slam his partner is barred from making the normal lead VAN D ELLEN'S HOW TO KEEP WELL ‘Sixth Sense’ Importance Vital to Young Doctor Physicians are critized occa- sionally when they tell a patient he has murmur leakage or other type of heart disease Young physicians must acquire that “sixth sense” about which patient can be told and which Is better off when kept In the dark An Erie Pa' reader insists that telling the truth is likely to create more harm than good through the anxiety and fear produced This letter reminded me of an experience I had during my first years In prac- tice A young married man asked me to listen to his heart and the examination showed a mild form of rheumatic heart disease With reasonable care the man could live the average life span and since he was so apprehensive I decided to bolster his spirits by minimizing the condition THROUfn TIIE grapevine I beard that my patient had rhoids removed at age 27 both breasts amputated at age 44 and two additional fibroids removed at age 46” ANYONE WITn a medical like this in entitled to history be called an expert on medicine bnd surgery Most of Mrs Smith's ailments have nothing to do with rest or activity I agree that rest is a good remedy and is essential in the treatment of many conditions between hearts and diamonds That East was doubling on the basis of a ‘void suit was quite apparent for his opening bid made It clear that he had no special high card strength which is corroborated by West’s possession of the ace of hearts In view of West's length In hearts it appeared that East's void would be in that suit so West led the ace When East followed suit West became convinced that the void was In diamonds and promptly shifted to that suit providing partner with the ruff to defeat iversharp' Newest of gum rot-b- ad breath MECHANICAL or Pocket Pol Rotractablo Bleeding gum run be the start of enoiw painful gum rot More teeth are lout from gum disorders than any other cause even decay And bad breath often goes ha nd wit h bleed ing gums Chlorodent promotes healing of bleeding gums and stop mouth odor inatantly for mrrybodyt The Secret ia chlorophyll New Chlorodent haa more chlorophyll than any other 4 time a much aa some Yet won’t slain Money-bac- k guarantee Only Of and 69f nd-in-h- EXTRA REFILLS BALL POINT PEN! 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