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Show ifgrtj'Triirr"ltr'inJ ruTiidi'rnifltf arrtitrTL(lieiiy-'rl'.ijiW'- a!k .Salt Take ilrilinnr Lifestyle NTtionA Tuesday Morning, February !.: 12, 19S0 8 somewhere of relevant Story king chimp Nickir McWhirtcr Knight Kidder Newspapers There is a man I know who once sat drinking Manhattans, Idling me more lhan I wanted to know about chimpanzees lie was at the height of Ills primate passion He is the kind of person who fixates on a subject, reads everything he can it. generally soaks up find about information like doughnuts soak up eoffee and then expects all his friends to he equally fascinated, if not scholarly. Just when you think you know how to ra.le-da.lhim ti c., you have hired a research librarian to sniff out some obscure dollop of information on his favorite subject), you find he has changed favorite subjects. He can be an aggravation. I remembered this guy's Year of the Chimpanzee because suddenly something ho had told me back then popped into my mind, unbidden, just the other primate dreams IU thought about this when I read of milking $200,000 out of Henry Ford with a lawsuit which Cohn himself now says was "baseless." Rattle, bang, crash. I thought of the late Sen. Joe McCarthy's witch hunts for communists, in which Cohn also had a significant and similar role. I thought of all the little Caesars pounding on all the oil drums in the Middle East and elsewhere in the world, screaming how powerful they are, how dependent we are and how we just better do as we are told or something dreadful will happen to us. I thought of the Iranians and the Russians saying the same thing. Rattle, bang, crash. Pack of Chimps I When listen to grain farmers whine about not being able to sell some of their crops to Russia, and 1 hear Olympic Games organizers and promoters whimpering that the games must go on no matter what, I start thinking that we are all a pack of chimpanzees. We appear to lie too stupid to recognize a tin can rattling and too timid to knock it out of some opportunists clutches. of glory. I Roy Cohns One day our frustrated hero came across a discarded drum of some sort. lid. I can't May lie it was a garbage-caremember exactly what my chimp excrt said. I do remember this thing n was metal, fairly large and lightweight, and it had evidently strayed from some base camp in the bush or bounced off a truck Made a Racket After insiiecting it, stomping on it, chewing on it and otherwise experimenting with its potential, the chimp pounded on it with a fist. It made quite a racket. This was wonderful socioeconomic music tn his ears. He gallumiK'd off to the chimp pack with his find, stood tall before the crowd and pounded the hejeehers out of the metal, jumping and squealing all the while. The sight and sound of this performance scared his pals witless. Thus having gotten their attention, little Caesar approached one of the chief's favorite girlfriends and whispered sweet chimp nothings in her ear. When the big shot moved to protest, little Caesar squealed and pounded his drum again. The big shot backed off. Awesome Source Over succeeding days, our hero easily and quickly usurped total leadership and privilege within his gang. He was careful not to let anyone else touch his mysterious, precious drum, naturally. It was the awesome source of his presumed suiieriority. e day. Not Much Look It was that some researcher hod observed a young male chimp in the wild who wanted to be king of the mountain, or whatever the pinnacle of chimpanzee privilege is called. The youngster wasn't having much luck. He wasn't strong enough to displace the reigning monarch by sheer aggressiveness. He wasnt smart enough to outwit the boss. He wasn't human enough to organize a coup or revolution. He was stuck with nothing more than keep wondering what might have if the boss chimp had just stood his ground and smacked little Caesar a healthy one in the mouth, in the full knowledge that the boss was stronger and rank has privilege. I wish he had It wouldnt make me feel less like a chimp, but it would make me feel better about being one. I hapiHMied mm Budget n timely recipe treasures ,'y: ' JL " -- -- - - - ftfz:-- ' : g3 By Donna Lou Morgan Lifestyle Food Editor - W - , ' i 'If"'"' " xz ' .2 A' '' " , ' 2 Budget and time limitations, however, don't need to affect the quality of meals. On the contrary. Flavorful, attractive and imaginative dishes can be prepared in a jiffy and at low cost. .etA'-- oatmeal cookies. 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Higley is reciprocity president. February dining at its best! Blend sour cream and flour. Stir into liquid remaining in skillet. Cook, stirring, until thickened, but do not boil. Pour over chicken. If desired, garnish with lemon slu es. Makes six servings food' Sixty cents a pound for a protein-ric- h Impossible you say. Wrong! When large eggs sell for 90 cents a dozen, that comes to just 60 cents a pound. The Salt Lake Area PEO Reciprocity will meet Thursday at 10 a m. at the Wasatch Presbyterian Church. Serve over a bed of inexpensive, hut. fluffy rice accompanied by a crisp tossed salad. Top off the meal wit h homemade rice. Protrin-ric- li lK( ) Ktriprorilv Chicken Paprika is a main dish specialty that takes very little time investment or money to prepare. And tasty it is! - Toss cooked rice with parsley; mound on a hot serving platter. Arrange chicken on cups hot cooked rice tablespoons chopped parsley Vi cup sour cream 2 tablespoons flour In skillet melt butter or margarine; add oil. Brown chicken on all sides Stir in onions and saute until tender. Add seasonings and tomato juice. Simmer, covered. 30 3 For todays cook, dishes that can be turned out quickly and economically are real treasures. " minutes or until fork tender. teaspoon garlic powder h cups tomato juice 1 943-104- t'. C ( from R'vil i , 4 SB weight 2 to 1 40 |