| Show THAT phonograph it I 1 11 1 th gleel t r rh r h abe H bald lose it jit it Is 13 strange that no one but a kan gas pastor full 11 0 of the life and energy that his come to that tate state would bare thought ot of the phonograph as hij his in the pulpit while absent on a it vocation it la Is reported ported rr that an earnest and progressive pastor leav 11 ing hit his flock for a lA vacation cation lt left a M 0 minute sermon on a to be d do alre alrered d it at toe the proper time the hymns were sung a brother had offered prayer and slid the announcements had ha been made when one of the deacon deacons forward the phonograph placed it upon the pulpit and an bounced that when aben sot got in motion to 0 tion it 11 give ave a demoted devoted flock one of th 0 termon e bleb had hal so endeared th P pallor astor to the congregation thereupon th t h e good deacon set et the machine in motion no one can imagine the con ster nation of tbt congregation when ithe the phonograph gave out the song dinah dinall dt de moon am shining th fong ended but there vias aa no break the terrible machine proceeded to elat a number of up to t dat date but dot not very or pulpit stories no on understood unde under retool stooS the machine but after 0 minutes the deacon grained the arrey erent phonograph and hurried out of the church the much belied be loed pator pa ator might have been called before a council counell hail had it not been discovered die covered that the sermon loaded phonograph had bad been let left in charge of a aon son of beilig with th the oak at a practical joker journal |
