| Show an irishman walking over a plank sidewalk iu lu counting coon ting some money accidentally ci dropped a nick 1 which roll cd ed down a crack between betwee nt two of the boards the irishman Irin hinan waa was much put oat out by hi his loss trifling though it wag was and ault continued on lis hi way wearing swearing audibly early the next by day a friend while walling walking by the pot spot discovered diB covered the Ild irishman deliberately dropping a dollar down the crack through which bo be haa had loel lost his hi nickel ina friend WM was of 0 courso lunch much astonished at that ho aw saw and desiring to learn why hyllan hyl bat lat should deliberately to all threw throw away money inquired his hi re retona tons and WM fairly taken off on hi his feet by the fol lowing explanation it wa VAX thia this way eaid said pat its it yesterday yost erday I 1 wa wan thie this way aleu I 1 lost I 1 a nickel down that hole now I 1 reasoned ft borth me while to pall pull up sidewalk dewalk ti for a nickel ni cliel bat but last jut night a st tt k mei IDA aid and I 1 a m dropping down the dollar to wale it worth me ins while chicago now |