Show vt V MT X rasso mx AT THE DEMOCRAT OFT OFFICE P ioe ICE FOUR OR FIVE GOOD compositors APPLY eoon BOON the bill was conspicuous and all eyes were turned toward it wondering wot woi dering what the democrat was up tip to they were informed that the democrat was about to be enlarged the bill sticker had no sooner turned his back to the door than up jumps one of 0 the compositors knife in handia hand evidently having an an idea ideal in it s head and cut clit out of the word woid democrat the OC making it read W jal ual k KT TT ird irr 3 M X AT THE deh DEM bit EAT 0 OFFICE F 11 1 C E FOUR OR FIVE GOOD compositors APPLY SOON the e r at a a roar of laughter they all felt I 1 that it was waa ain a dig into the democrats 1 we must now return to the dining fining robur room B by tills Js time our friends had somewhat relaxed re axed their supply of wind having been exhausted a d mr air da nale naim the whig editor took this moment to pitch into him a trifle by way of retaliation for come forne old grievance now that he was down and arid among enemies politically so lie he commenced what is the matter you say why nothing only you have come out in your colors you have been taking staking ink and i t ou have made a sad 4 bronk of itt t in printers phraseology y and it would be somewhat analogous to bay say that you were a gonkee 1 I 1 understand you sir air replied mr hin boxly in a firm tone torie you have taken this tuni y to 10 glut you revenge on me h rid nd sir air if it you re not a wondrous big ape I 1 misrake mistake mi arake staka I 1 take you to be a base bise coward and if you wish to have nave have it proved to the con conj j arary you will follow me into the bar at this he made for the door of the bar opening wh cb he plunged into the room exclaiming at the same time pis for two here he stopped short se seeing eltar the h rids of the MA around the room rood staring at him bim wi h almost a terror gaze rhe nhe r modesty was alap almost ost shocked with thes the a of such an object with suc sue such an exclamation but when thy discovered disbow how bow matters stood the outburst was simultaneous like the discharge of a park of artillery at thi this i instant his eye caught the bill this capped th climax it was too much for frail nature to bear to be drawn into the works ja fairly besieged without the least how show bow for resistance his pasion cooled down eown own he be made fr for the street door dashed into the 1 stir str et and on he went towards the democrat office legs and arid arms doing their utmost as bonishing tonis toni shing bing the natives as be he went the street scene mai mas ma be imagined the tableau in the dining room and bar can also be im agine dold racy swinging his arms and hol loing fairly followed by the whole orchestra of voices bass tenor alto all were beautifully rep resented it was said that when mr air boxly arrived at the office the devil who wag vay engaged at the desk still was summarily dealt with the ded deed was taken for the will not the will for the deed dred and he be was seen to make his bis exit from tiie the office shortly after mr air boxly enterlein ente recin an exceedingly baright ly mahner malmer the poor devil never dreamed that that cai cal careless eleas wipe of his should have wiped his hia then favorite party out of existence in the town it is raid paid hat that bat the devio democrats crate nevers nevert never after that affair thrived in the place and anti their political organ was removed to a more congenial clime i note the word imona monk in printers phra ph beoo adoo y means a blotch of ink the h e word cratl rat means a printer who works below the standard rates of 0 wages one of the meanest names named that can be te applied to j W M X C A FORTUNATE KISS the following pretty little story ia is narrated by frederica bremer who vouches for fair its truthfulness in the university of upsala kupsala in sweden lived a y young oun student indent a noble youth wit great love to fo gaudies studies but without the means meang mean meah ot of pursuing them ile he was wa B poor r without connections still he stud studied led living in great poverty but keeping a cheerful heart andar and try tty ing to look at the future which looked so grun grim to him his hia good humor and excellent qualities made him beloved by his young comrades one day he was standing on the square with some of them prattling away an hour of leisure when the attention of the young men became arrested by a young and elegant lady who by the side of an elder one was slowly walking over the place it was the daughter of the governor of upsala kupsala living in the cily city and the he lady was governess she was waa generally known for her goodness and a nd gentleness gentl enes of character and looked at with admiration by all the stud stu delts deits erts As the young men stood gazing at her as she passed on like a gracem graceful vision one of them suddenly exclaimed well it would be worth something to have bar a kiss from such a l the poor student the hero of our oln story abo who looked on that pure angelic face exclaimed as if by inspiration 11 well I 1 think I 1 could have ilvy it Wha what tily till cried his friends in a chorus chirug are you crazy do you know her not at alii aill he answered but I 1 think thi bhe ehe would kiss me now if I 1 asked her what in thib this place before all our eyes ll 11 j freely freel freely well if it she will give you a kiss elbs in that thai manner I 1 will give you a thousand doll dollars arsi arst 9 exclaimed one of the party and I 1 gand and land aj I 1 exclaimed three or four others for it BO so happened that several rich lich young men were in the group and the bets ran high on so improbable an event the chal dial lenge was made and received in lees lets time than we take to tell it our hero my authority tells not whether be he was handsome or plain I 1 have my peculiar reasons for believing that he was rather plain but singularly good koking at the same time immediately walked up to the young lady and said M ne fraulein my fortune is now in your han ban hans bans Is she looked at him with with wilh astonishment bat arrest d her steps ile he proceeded to state his name and arid condition his aspirations and relate I 1 simply and truly what had just now passe 1 between him and bib bis comrade comrades ii the young lady listened attentively and at his ceasing to she said blushing but with great sweetness if by y so little a thing so much good can be effected it would be foolish for me to refuse your r ques and publicly in inthe the open square a r e she bhe he kissed him next ext day the student was sent bent fo r by jbf governor ile he wanted to see the thi inan wiio dared to seek a kiss from his daughter way and whom she consented to kiss ile he received him with a scrutinizing kaw bow but after an hours houes conversation was so pleased with him that he ordered him to dine dint at his table during 1 I bis his studies at upsala kupsala our young friend pursued pursuer his studies in a manner which soon made him regarded as the most m ftp promising r 0 bising student in the university three e e years were now passed since the day of the first kiss when the young man was allowed to give a second kiss to tue the daughter of the governor ile he became later one of the greatest echo jars lars in sweden and as much respected for hib his hi acquirements acquire ments ai for his bis character his works will endure while time lasts among the works of science and from this happy union sprang a family well known in sweden even at the present time and whose wealth and high position in society are regarded as trifles trifle bin aio in comparison with its goodness and love how now HEALTH BAIGH bargh BRIGHTENS wems wens goi goa has so tunit knit the mind and body to cether together that they act and react re act epou each other who has not felt that the state of health gives a coloring to everything that happens to him one man roan whose health is depressed essed dek deg sees his own fireside that used to burn urn so cheerily only colored with gloom and sad sae ness another of a bright and joyous mind in the full vigor of health will go 0 forth and the very desert to that mans eye will rejoice and the very wilder wilderness hress riess to his view will bloe blob som as the rose and the saddest strains in nature will sound to him the mos mob aal tio brilliant A sufferer goes out an and looka bokis on oa nature and its ita roses all become thorns its myrtles myrties all look like briars and the sweetest minstrelsy of the grove and foret forest aouida to him like a wild wailing minor rui kui running inin through eil ill abe the gound of nature I 1 LEFT TO his 1118 FATE fatz A prisoner was up oa I 1 two frivolous charges aa as we the lawyer designated them viz forging a note of hand aud and stealing a horse on running his bia eye over the th ejury jury the lawyer like their looka looks so he prepared an affidavit for c setting betting forth the abs aba uc nce uce in alabama of a principal witness lie he said it itin in a whisper t to the prisoner whop whoa who shaking his bead sa badi sadi d s 1 ss quire squire I 1 cant tu that ar y why wb Y kab kase kas lit faint true 19 the dwter dwyer exploded loud load enough to b beard throughout the room forge torge note an steal a hoss boss an cant swear to a liel liet I 1 leave such a tool fool to h bis bia fate |