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Show SOUTH CACHE COURIER Shaves and Shines Given to Invasion Yanks MzzzJMm I Maybe That Too No, Elmer, I cant The man whom lm goJ uare.mUSt While Walter Winchell is away, this month, his column will be conducted by guest columnists. Washington, D C. PRESIDENT AND WILLKIE ' Only insiders know it, but after the President held his press conferLady, Learn to Cook or ence denying he had sent a letter Your GI Will Go Home to Wendell Willkie, Judge Sam Kosenman and Steve Early rushed To the Army! up to his desk and remonstrated By Captain Ben Irvin Butler that he bad made a bad mistake. 'Founder sad President of the Society of They were afraid FDR had reAmateur Chefs.) buffed the man who had gone down 'Silting by the roadside on a Summer the line for him 100 per cent on day taxes, foreign policy and the war. I Chatting with my passing "They caught me a little unpretime away Singing in the shadows underneath pared on that one, the President the trees ; I admitted ijiefully. However, Goodness how tried to tell them it was a personal eating GOOBER PEAS!" question. I didnt want to embarrass Willkie by letting people think Thats an old Civil war song. And he and I had a political deal. t goes to show that in all wars in the soldiers mind is Later, the President repeated to some df his cabinet that he hadnt ood. I should spell that word with expected the question at his news lapitals FOOD. Explaining that, he Because few Chinese have any hair on their faces until they reach an advanced age, the shaving engaged conference. Zora Layman, the radio and rewanted to talk to Willkie about postin American soldiers seems to horse-shomost be a by Goober unusual H. a lording artist, sang Eating Powell, operation. Here, Corp. Harvey with a veterinary company in China, but a barber on the side, exercises his tonsorial art on Pvt. war peace plans and foreign policy, ?eas the other night at a cocktail not tarty. I dont know whether it was Stanley C. Phillips of Dayton, Ohio, to the amusement of Chinese soldiers. Pfc. James P. Boyle, Boston, wouldpolitics, he indicated that he ahead with his plans for wants to look s Lay-nanneat Mass., Zora or so the but Italian ler singing invasion, during what, youngster shines up his shoes. Italian youngsters the talkgo regardless of what had hapsong practically started a soon found that they could earn good money with a shoe shining kit in- almost any camp. pened. dot. I was the center of it all. The President was quite irked that The women at the party began news about his letter to the former me wanted isking questions. They Presidential candidate had leaked o know all about Army food. And Dut. Only a few people knew the telieve me, I told em! I told them letter existed. The carbon copy was loth as an Corps captain and not filed with his regular coris the founder of the Society of Ama-eu- r respondence, and the first draft of Chefs, an exclusive New York the letter had been written in his dub composed of famous men who own handwriting for Grace Tully; nake a hobby of cooking. his secretary, to co-;First of all, I explained about this Despite this, Willkie began to get rusiness of KP. queries about the letter two weeks The movies and fiction have paint-i- d after he received it. The news men making the inquiries cited White kaypee mostly as a business of House sources, said they had the teeling potatoes and cleaning gar-tag- e cans. But thats a lot of tip from Presidential secretaries. Willkie made no comment, never Many soldiers try to get on IP. And why not the kitchen is one admitted receiving the letter, but he tf the warmest spots around the. got the impression that the White s House wanted the story out. lamp in the Winter time. The are easy enough. And theres Therefoge, you could have d knocked him over with a feather dways the pick of a when the President replied to news arder from which to select ones men last week that he didnt know ood. Im not kidding. Instead of anything about writing Willkie a letleing a punishment job handed out ter. . j'i ty the army to recalcitrants, kaypee B one detail GI Joe doesnt mind. Immediately after the White House denial appeared in the press, According to Bill Rhode, who Willkies phone began buzzing with t one of the editors of Gourmet, friends warning him Republican nany of their fan letters come from that Roosevelt would always kick oldjers and sailors. I had lunch aim in the teeth. They urged him pith Bill the other day and he tolfl to come out for Dewey. ne how many requests for epicure-i- n ARMY DEMOBILIZATION PLAN recipes there had been from Here is the inside story on White nen in the various services. That House-wa- r department plans for deery day, hed received a letter from in Admiral asking how to smoke This railroad bridge, east of Toulon, was demolished by the retreating Huns as Allied forces continued mobilizing part of the army after lerring. to push inland on the southern coast of France. The Nazis left little in the way of railroad tracks or the defeat of Germany. The war deThe slogan, the best fed Army bridges steadily partment is planning to release or highway for the Allied armies. Engineer units were soon able, however, to repair or about n the world, 2,000,000 men immediately has been tossed rebuild bridges and roads soadvancing that were not operations materially slowed down. The Yanks march past an after a German armistice. tround a great deal. People dont eight-fosteel and concrete wall that runs the length of a beach in southern France Under this plan, the army will set iny longer grasp entirely what it neans. up a point system for every man In the service, and men with suffiThe Army kitchen is no harum-icarucient points will be retired. Here is affair. In many instances how the points will be calculated: t is an electrical job, spic and span, 1. For each month in the serviffering an" open invitation to good ice, every man will receive one lookery. It has everything in the mess-mate- er - American Troops Continue Advances Into France ex-A- ir non-ens- yoJ- Upr not band!1 In Old England, A country doctor on his round , rowly escaped running ver Guard ln apparm the jcrahmg of road. Stopping hegot mt bent over the man, ani Whats the mailer? Wheres tte There isnt any pain the PM- - misread is and! can l, oniys: driver, In the Race Three young men were boast of their height. Look at me, said Tom' pm six feet two and a half in 1 stockinged feet. All right, put in Dick. Tm six feet five and with my hat on. And I can beat'the lot of you added Harry. Im seven feet eight with my umbrella up. three-quarte- CLASSIFIED DEPARTMENT v Business Opportunities ELECT ROOSEVELT. Mail 10c copies big "hit Victory song- TRUE." Tune: Red Riveralley Metro Station, Los Angeles 65. Iim Vtt OFFICE EQUIPMENT WE BUY AND SELL Office Furniture. Files, Typewriters, Adi tag Machines. Safes, Cash Registers, SALT LAKE DESK EXCHANGE West Broadway, Salt Lake City, SB Utah e. du-le- Used Cars Trailers MSHoVCBI well-stocke- Get Your War Bonds To Help Ax the Axis ot m vay of equipment and, believe me, he medical officers see to it that it s as sanitary as a kitchen can pos- dbly be made. No foolin you can ust about see your face in the bot-o.of an Army garbage can. Thousands of Army lads have, jeen carefully trained in cooking, rotchering and baking and most of hem have become good cooks. 5ome, at least, have become effluent cooks, although perhaps And then, of course, some vill never learn. Hence the between reports from various camps and units. .Some men irill rave about the food they in their outfit. Others will ceep on yearning for Mothers beef itew and apple pie. But, take it from me, very, few are telling their pals what a wonderful cook the girl a they left behind. And theres something else I told he ladies at the cocktail party to ponder over. Though the Army food wins no iquawks, the GIs occasionally yearn for the finer things of life. For a nephew of mine, John Piper, who is an Army pilot somewhere in the South Pacific, upon (earning that I was back in New Sfork, wrote to me for a recipe for Wild Duck a la Press. My old mess sergeant, now stationed in a southern climate, inquired as to how to make a tart lime marmalade. Another inquiry came to me from a service man far away Ill let you asking how to make guess These are thin wafers Tulles. that accompany curry when the latter is served in the elegant manner. An officer connected with the Armys dietary service told me that hed had an inquiry from a mess sergeant asking how to make wine out of berries a reasonable enough, request only the Army doesnt give out with answers to such questions. All Theyre Fit for Is Hanging m . French youngsters throng abou Lieut. Gen. ' Omar Bradley, com American soldiers examine pictures of high ranking Nazis discovered mander of U. S. forces in northeri in a French hotel, formerly occupied by German officers. In all France, as he tours St. Brice. Anj nearly former German officers quarters captured by the Allies, large collec- American soldier is a subject foi tions of photographs were found. In removing their personal effects hero with these children, i they worship made no attempt to save photographs of Nazi leaders. general is something speciaL Takes Small Army Japanese Prisoners of Chinese 1 f-- v M" - point. 2. Each month overseas will count an additional point. 3. For each battle honor, a man will receive four points. 4. The congressional medal of honor or legion of merit will count four additional points. 5. Each bronze star denoting service in battle will count four additional points. 6. For every child, a soldier will receive eight points. 7. Married men without children will also receive eight extra points. There are still several important gaps in this program which the army and the White House have not yet filled in. There still is no special credit for age. However, it is already decided that, because the army will have a greater need for air men in the Pacific, a separate system will be set up for discharging air corps veterans. Of course, the basic point which everybody wants to know is: How many points will a man need to get out? That has not yet been determined. It has been determined, however, that at the end of the Atlantic war, the navy does not plan to release any of its men. It can also be revealed that resident Roosevelt is anxious to ischarge hardship cases first. When the President discussed this plan recently with several senators, they asked him how he planned to handle the problem of policing Germany and other occupied enemy territory after the armistice. He replied that he hoped to do so by using men have learned to like the solarmy, plus professional diers who were in the army be- . who fore the selective service program got under way. He also plans to use men who have had no overseas experience and want to volunteer for it now. They Know Now All Food Doesnt Come Out of Cans I With repeal came the renaissance of American gastronomy. Slowly, an interest in good food returned. But with the War, millions of boys are learning and discovering that all food does not come out of tin cans. And this interest is growing by leaps and bounds. In camps, soldiers have., eaten freshly baked bread and the old cotton wadding type of bread from the corner grocery store wont have much appeal to these boys in the future. CAPITAL CHAFF Busmans holiday: Walter Winchell sitting in the Stork club until all hours of the night on a vacaC. The picture of defeat, these Japanese soldiers who surrendered to the Sprgt. Alexander Balter of PittsChinese rather than be killed, are being led down to the Salween river, burgh, Pa., a mighty-talkin- g fighting southwest China, to be ferried back to headquarters for questioning. man. He smooth-talke- d 400 Nazis They are only a small part of the prisoners who have been taken during to surrender their three strong the present Burma road campaign, which attests to its success. points on the outskirts of Brest. tion. Senator Rus. 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