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You should lave called my attention to it when you bought your ticket. said Well, thats all right, Brown. Im not worrying. You gave me $2 too much. I If you store eggs with the small ends down they will keep better. Your doughnuts will have that different flavor if one half stick of bark of cinnamon and four whole cloves are added to the fat used in Whats Your Address? The poor man was effusive in his thanks to his rich friend. This five frying them. a pounds will help me out of a tight in to back it send you and for a sponge cake is Ill hold, Filling a few weeks. By the way, what is made by creaming three ounces of fresh butter and six ounces of your address? The rich man looked solemn. sifted icing sugar, adding two Fairview Cemetery, he replied. ounces of chopped pineapple and O, nonsense, thats not your ada little pineapple syrup. dress! 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