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Show SOUTH CACHE COURIER Classifying Borrowers OUR COMIC SECTION LAMB, tired of his books, threatened to chain Wordsworths poems to his shelves, adding: For of those who borrow, some read slow; some mean to read, but dont read ; and some neither read nor mean to read, but borrow, to leave you an I opinion of their sagacity. must do my friends the justice to say that there is nothing of this caprice or wantonness of alienation in them. When they borrow my money they never fail to make use of it. ARLES pHlending money-borrowi- QUIET, THATS ALL Two laborers were working on a very tall building. Suddenly the man at the top of the latter called to his mate at the bottom. I say, Jim, he said, come up ere a minute. What for? replied Jim. Cant you see Im busy? Still, just come up and listen, said the other. Three minutes later Jim, puffing and blowing, reached the top. I cant ear anything, he said, after a while. Aint it No, said his mate. Pearsons London Weekly. quiet? ng My Tavoclte JQecipe Cheese Toast Butter nicely brown toast. Slice d over it eggs, boiled at ten minutes. Pour over this least cheese sauce and serve very hot. hard-boile- WISE INVESTMENT Make the cheese sauce by putting 1 tablespoonful of butter in a pan; add 1 tablespoonful of flour, then 1 cupful of milk, pepper and salt. Beat well and add 1 cupful grated American cheese. WNU Service. Copyright. Be Sure I see Smith married Browns widow. I thought he didnt like her. He didnt. But she had a lease on his apartment. Of Course The conversation had turned on the ways of wives. said Brown, .when my Well, wife and I have an argument I always have the last word. You O, exclaimed someone. do? Brown nodded. Hand to Mouth Existence The young man growing his first mustache has a very concerned look about him. Constipated 30 Years For thirty years I had stubborn I did not flo Constipation. Sometimes for four or five days. I also had awful gas bloating, headaches and pains in the back. Adlerika helped right away. Now I eat sausage, bananas, pie, anything I want and never felt better. I sleep soundly all night and enjoy life." Mrs. Mabel Schott. If you are suffering from constipation, sleeplessness, sour stomach, and gas bloating, there is quick relief for you in Adlerika. Many report action in thirty minutes after taking Just one dose. Adlerika gives complete action, cleaning your bowel tract where ordinary laxatives do not even reach. Dr. B. L. Skoub, flow York , reports! "In addition to intestine! cleansing, Adlerika checks the growth of Intestinal bacteria and colon bacilli,9 Give your bowels a real cleansing with Adlerika and see how good you feel. Just one spoonful relieves GAS and stubborn constipation. At all Leading Druggists. WOMEN WHO HOLD Just a Touch Westerner If you want to know how tough I am, stranger, just look at that fist of mine. Why I stepped right up to a bar the other night and pounded it to pieces. A Stranger Westerner Windsor Star. be- Dr. Pierces Pleasant Pellets made of May Apple are effective in removing accumulated body waste. Adv. Yes, I apologize. Poor Charles What is there about betting on horse races that is so bad for the health? asked young Mrs. Brown. I never heard of anything, answered the visitor. Didnt you? Every time Charles makes a bet he comes home and says theres something wrong with his system. un- but cause someone else is not sure of you. Stewart E. White. Stray Stories Magazine. Remote Control A doctor attended an old lady from Scotland who had caught a severe cold. Did your teeth chatter when you felt, the chill coming over you? asked the. doctor. I dinna ken, Doctor; they were laying on the table! was the pleasant reply. of Self Do not attempt to do a thing less you are sure of yourself; do not relinquish it simply THEIR MEN NEVER LET THEM KNOW matter how NOback aches and much your your nerves scream, your husband, because ha is only a man, can never understand why you are so hard to live with one woek In every month. Too often the honeymoon express is wrecked by the nagging wife. The tongue of a three-quartwise woman never lets her husband know by outward sign that she is a victim of periodic pain. For three generations one woman has told another how to go smiling through" with Lydia E. Pink-ha- mahogany bar? No, grizzly bar. Make the Rounds Marine Say, pal, will you loan me a nickel? I want to call a friend. Sailor Heres 15 cents; call all your friends. . S. S. Melville Job Order. er ms Vegetable LATEST WRINKLE Compound. 16 helps Nature tone up the system, thus lessening the discomforts from the functional disorders which women must endure in the three ordeals of life: 1.. Turning from girlhood to womanhood. 2. Preparing for motherhood. 3. Approaching "middle age." Dont be a three-quartwife, take LYDIA E. PINKHAMS VEGETABLE COMPOUND and Go "Smiling Through. er Coyote Trappers THOMPSON STEEL SNARES No. 1 2.60 doz.: No. doz.: No. dozen postpaid. Snare wire No. it (coyote) per 1.76 per 3.76 per 100 ft. No. 2 wire 2.00: No. 1 100 Did you and your wife have to hug the stove last night? No; we embraced the pipeless ft. Snare methods and sample snare 60c. Complete snaring and trapping methods, to. RAYMOND THOMPSON Coeur d Atonw, Idaho 801 Lakeside lurnace. Not for Publication I understand you have been having your family tree looked up? Yes, and it cost me $1,200. Expensive, wasnt it? Yes, but it cost only $200 to have it looked up. The rest was what I oaid to have it hushed up. Stray Stories Magazine. Reason Husband pidor. I sure miss the old cus- Wife You missed it before, thats whv its cone. Boston Transcript- - ' "Quotations" Our supreme business carry and to pass on as it, or better, the sacred ganic being that we bear in life is to we received lamp of orwithin us. Havelock Ellis, Pacifists are not necessarily cowards, nor Militarists brave. War is not necessarily manly, nor Peace effeminate. A. A. Milne. Life is not half long enough for my taste. H. C. Wells. Women have always been the superior of men. Sir Charles Iligham. i |