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Show SOUTH CACHE COURIER, HYRUM, UTAH EEAUTIFYING THE ROADSIDE Roadside gasoline stations, markets, nnd small farms, which often are eyesores along the main highways In America, will be beautified at least along one stretch of countryside. Three Delaware women, Mrs. Pierre S. duPont, Mrs. Irenee duPont, and Mrs. Henry B. Thompson, have offered prizes for the best-keplaces along the main highway In their state. It is their purpose to eliminate signboards and to beautify the highway by making the clean-u- p drive competitive. Literary Digest One of the Prettiest of Frocks Designed for the Little Lady PATTERN highway, with more than It opens to the tourist vast territories off the beaten paths of travel, and aids In developing these areas. This picture, at 105 miles north of Mexico City, shows the highway twisting down the mountains. 7,000 men on the job. Ja-cai- Lord, fan the clover blossoms That faint beneath the sun. IS CRAZY WATER And save the climbing roses They wilt when night Is done. Set clouds above my pathway Where now the hot sun stings, And spread above the highway The shadow of thy wings. EPSOM SALTS No, says Dr. W. E. Fitch in Lord, send a cool breeze blowing Across the city street. And on the dusty roadways broadcast over N.B.C. network nation-wid- NOT A e MAN-MAD- Where town and country meet A Tells why natural mineral water is so often beneficial for "rheumatic' aches and pains That is why Crazy Water Crystals have proven themselves so beneficial in the treatment of rheumatic aches and pains. Thousands of people in all parts of the United States testify to this. If you, or any of your friends, sufrheumatic pains we suggest you investigate Crazy Water Crystals immediately. Ask any of the millions who have used them. Then get a standard size box it costs only $1.50 and is ample for at least three weeks treatment. Crazy Water Company, Mineral Wells, Texas. fer from gjysTiis are for sale by dealers displaying the red and green Crazy Water Crystals sign. Get a box today. and Indian Head Pennies of all Send dates wanted. We pav up to $47 each 10c for buvinp catalog. C'hlctuco Numismatic Co 111 W. Jackson lUvri., Chicago. Lincoln Next Year1 Go By THORTON W BURGESS PETER FINDS VEERY RABBIT had spent a quiet day in the dear old Brier Patch. As evening approached he decided to go back to hear Melody the Wood Thrush sing again. Just as he drew near the Green Forest he heard from the direction of the Laughing Brook a song which caused him to change his mind and sent him hurrying in that direction. It was a very different song from that of Melody, yet If he had never heard it before Peter would have known that such a song could come from no throat except that of a member of the Thrush family. As he drew near, those beautiful notes seemed to ring through the Green Forest like a bell. As Melodys song filled him with the feeling of peace, sothis song stirred in him a feeling of the wonderful mystery of life. There was in it tne very spirit of the Green Forest. It didnt take Peter long to find the singer. It was Veery, who has been named Wilson's Thrush, and by some folks is known as the Tawny Thrush. At the sound of the patter of Peters feet the song stopped abruptly and he was greeted with a whistled Wheeu! MV, SSP TO Veery Came Out From Under Some Ferns to Greet Peter. Wheeu ! Then, seeing that it was no one of whom he need be afraid, Veery came out from under some ferns to greet Peter. He was smaller than his cousin Melody, being about smaller than Welcome Robin. He wore a brown coat, but it was not as bright as that of Melody. His breast was somewhat faintly spotted with brown, and below he was white. His sides were grayish white and not spotted like Melodys sides. I heard you singing, and I just had to come over to see you," cried Peter. I hope you like my song, said Veery. "I love to sing just at this hour, and I love to think that other people like to hear me. They do, declared Peter most decidedly. "I cant imagine how anybody could fail to like to hear you. I came way over here just to sit a while and listen. Wont you sing some more for me, Veery? I Certainly," replied Veery. wouldnt feel that I was going to bed right if I didnt sing until dark. The only way I can express my happiness and love of the Green Forest and the joy of just being back here at home one-fourt- h SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH Beautiful 40 acre campus. Modem Buildings and Equipment. High Scholarship, Strong Character and Social development. Physical education. Low Cost Tuition, Board and Room in regulated home-lk- e dormitories. Government jobs for needy and worthy students. FREE new pamphlet An Educational Opportunity mailed on request. H. W. REIIERD, D. Dn PETCf?. $ ?fuWS'AN7' waned ql0 Sieve Rleg'k.47 hat the original name of the Bowery in New York City was the Bouwerie, the name applied ttlie estates of the Governor, Peter Stuyvesant, whose farm and orchards embracing the fig- double shot gun, double shot double triggers, and gun with single trigger. Give f ul information as to make, boring, length of banels, other stock dimensions. weight, drop and condition. Would Must be in first-claalso purchase early American books on guns, fire arms and shooting. Pollard s "Book of the Pistol and Sawyers Pistols and Revolvers" particularly desired. Please state price and whether books and binding Address condition. are in first-clas- s G.M. LA PIERRE 1 Hawthorne Road, Bronxvllle, New York WNU high-grad- e W SO al- - WNU Service. Latest Paris Hat WNU Service. WYNN... Dear Mr. Wynn Bell Syndicate. The Perfect Fool : I bought some stock in the Banana I cant find anything Oil Company. in the papers about it. Can you tell me if the stock has gone up? Yours truly, N. VESTOR. Answer It sure has. It went up with the company. Dear Mr. Wynn: The prize dumbbell, says pertinent Polly, is the girl that thought there were no such things as pickled herring and stewed clams before they started dumping the John Barleycorn into the water. , Bell Syndicate. When a community WNU Service. is overwnelming-l- y against a thing, you simply have none of it! Divorce here is looked upon as an admission of failure. It is a mark against a mans record, a thing he One of the latest of Parisian fashmust explain. The divorced man has Is this bright yellow ion home-makefailed in his duty as a a taffetacreations hat trimmed with a black vela and and few duties husband, father, vet bow. From Molyneux. in life are higher than these three. Public opinion on Prince Edward island demands that a man give the I I same attention and effort to marriage that he gives daily to his business. Consequently, divorce does not exist on the island. Shall we follow Prince Edward island In this matter of the divorce rate which so concerns thinking people today, and to combat which suggestions are made daily from every rostrum and every pulpit as well as through the medium of print? Shall we draw back from our modern emphasis on the individuals right to hapand piness and another chance frown people out of thoughts of seeking that happiness by changing mates? It would probably work for when has public opinion not had that power? The question is how do we take to a method that might remind some of Puritan whipping posts and duckPop, what is rendezvous?" ing stools? How far shall we go with Rumble seat." . Bell Syndicate. WNU Service. regulation of individual lives by public opinion even though in the majorTelephonic Atmosphere ity of cases such regulation would cerIn the Arctic regions people can tainly be for their own good? If public frowning upon divorce talk to one another quite well when would make people take second they are as much as a mile apart thought in pursuing foolish or selfish 'the cold, dense air, and the smooth or surface of the Ice and snow both beimpulses, If it will make them take deeper thought if It will ing helpful to the carrying of sound. r, I am now forty-twyears of age and still unmarried. I cant seem to get a husband. Every Leap Year I propose to seven or eight men, but none of them will even listen. What, oh what, shall I do to get a husband? o Dear Mr. Wynn: My wife is either careless or absent-mindeEvery time she goes out of the house she has her stockings on the wrong side. How can I cure her of wearing her stockings inside out? Yours truly, M. POSSIBLE. Answer The next time you see your wife with her stockings wrong side out, turn the hose on her. Dear Mr. Wynn : I am a girl twenty-thre- e years of age, and have been going with a fellow for about five weeks. He is not very bright, but I think I like him just the same. He proposed to me last night, and just to kid him I said I would marry him if he could tell me the difference between myself and a cow. Shall I marry him anyhow. Yours truly, N. LOVE. Answer If he cant tell you the difference between, yourself and a cow, you better let him marry a cow. PAPA KNOWS Visits Worlds Fair at 121 Dear Mr. Wynn: I understand the lightweight championship is in dispute. Can you tell me who are the two nearest contenders for the lightweight championship? Truly yours, region lying about the upper part, were called the Great Bouwerie". 84 , by McClure Newspaper Syndicate. WNU Service. Of course she would adore this little frock we grownups love it, too. Its pretty capelet sleeves are cut in one with the yoke, and gathers lend extra fulness to the frock. Bloomers are Included with the pattern. Printed or woven cottons would be wise fabrics to use, particularly dimity, lawn, organdie or Swiss. 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Oh, my dear, Unreasonable cried his wife, shaking George, him in the middle of the night, theres a mouse in the bedroom! Well, what about it? "I can hear It squeaking. Well, dyou want me to get up and oil it? U. KNOIT. Explained Barber How Is It your hands are o dirty? Young Assistant Nobodys had s shampoo today. Answer Just now, It is a toss-ubetween the ice man and the coal p man. THROUGH A vromans Eyes JEAN NEWTON . Pres. at reasonable By ED . PAGE SOLOMON WANTED ure T. W. Burgess. QUESTION BOX By TWO SHOT GUXS and BOOKS ON SHOOTING Would like to purchase , Sincerely, A. SPINSTER. Answer Just find a man who is sick on the flat of his back and Its a cinch. is by singing. Veery slipped out of sight and Westminster College e notes began most at once his to ring through the Green Forest. Peter sat right where he was, content to just listen and feel within himself the joy of being alive and happy in the beautiful spring season which Veery was expressing so wonderfully. Finally from deep in the Green Forest sounded the hunting call of Hooty the Owl. Veerys song stopped. Goodnight, Peter, he called softly. bell-lik- DETER WNU Service make them regard marriage as a job to fail in which is a disgrace and a wrong, then borrowing from the vernacular it is all to the good. But the matter Is not always so simple. The people and the marriages affected would not come under one head. Mania for freedom is dangerous, the other extreme of suppression is no more desirable. Page Solomon. BEDTIME STORY FOR CHILDREN added. ' thirsty, weary land. Copyright. On a recent Sunday afternoon broadcast on the National Broadcasting network the following discussion took place between Mr. Gene Arnold and Dr. W. E. Fitch, internationally known authority on natural mineral waters. Gene Arnold: I receive letters from people saying they heard that Crazy Water Crystals are made of nothing but salts Epsom Salts or Glaubers Salts. These people want to know if its true you can buy some of these salts for a few cents, and get the same effect as you do with Crazy Water Crystals. Dr. Fitch : No, it is NOT true. Gene Arnold: Im glad to hear you say that, because I know your opinion is worth a great deal. But will you explain a little more about it? What are the true facts ? Dr. Fitch : The facts are that it has always been hard for a few doubting Thomases ar.d skeptics to believe that old Mother Nature knows how to prepare and compound natural mineral waters in a way that cannot1 be duplicated in a laboratory. In the course of my studies I have found that those same doubts were expressed Two Thousand Years Ago, in the early days of natural mineral water therapy. The truth is that natural mineral water and natural crystals from such waters are as different from synthetic or artificial salts as day from night. And thats why the medical profession has always been in favor of the Natural Wathas always insisted that they ers are the one product of Nature that cannot be imitated successfully by man. People have tried for many, many years to make up synthetic con- -' coctions to take their place but they do not have the same effect. The predominating chemical constituent of Crazy Water Crystals is sodium sulphate, but it is in its Natural State, and has a far different physiological effect than the synthetic salts made in a laboratory. When you buy slts for a few cents you get just what you pay for a dose of salts. But when you use Crazy Water Crystals, you get undiluted minerals in their natural state, taken from natural mineral water by evaporation with nothing , Send dojvn thy rain to bless us And lift thy sacred hand To comfort with thy blessing DRUG E 9887 upon thy meadows LORD, breathe cool and tranquil breath. The cornfields need the silver Of rain to stay their death. The fields are parched and swooning Beneath the suns fierce beat. The woodland green Is fading, Scorched by the noonday heat. been going ahead MEXICO has her sector of the DRIXCE EDWARD Island, a prov- inee of S8.000 inhabitants, has had only one divorce in almost 400 years. It is only 24 hours by train from Boston, and the inhabitants have adopted practically all American habits except divorce. That is, they read American magazines and newspapers, buy American goods, see American motion pictures. The island is a popular American tourist haunt and it is said that practically all its families have relatives and friends in the United States. They are prosperous, the law admits of divorce, and only a percentage of the population have religious prohibitions against it. How then, or rather why, has this community escaped the virus that so cuts Into our marriage records? William S. Dutton has quoted the governor of Prince Edward island as He says: giving the explanation. well-know- n r JNCLE WILL BUTLER of Nashville, Ga., who was born on March 10, 1813, Is shown as he arrived In Chicago to visit the Worlds fair. He walks unassisted, his sight and hearing are good and he recommends cornbread, grits and a few nips of whiskey a day as a longevity diet. |