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Show SOUTH CACHE COURIER, HYRUM, UTAH Howe About: Sally Sez Straight Men Sound Judgment Huey Long Queen oAnnes FRANCES PARKINSON KEYES By ED HOWE ft Frances Parkinson Keyes WNU Service. T HEAR many fine compliments fot the people; I have rarely kqown a man who did not say: I have the finest neighbors In the world." There Is a gentler atmosphere where there are women and children : 1 read the other day that hawks and song birds often nest In the same trees. With mothers and young about, the hawk behaves himself, and does his killing elsewhere. When the Yankees went south In 18G1-5- , how they acted, no women or children being along. My son has been in Texas for years, with his family, and writes me: It seems to me I have the best neighbors In the world. Men are always rougher when the women and children are not along. Note what the men say on returning home after a day spent downtown with men : It seems to me I have the meanest opposition in the world. found on this old sphere, yit n hare A world of toil snd strife, other on. go lets all help each And dance our ways through life. HOME PATRONAGE IS A WAT TO happiness niOTEoSsi csrxm(m I XHISWEEffSP people can he loyal to our Intermountain Made Goods preUnder the Blue Buy also and mia all we can In the Eagle. By helping in we help our own Nations Recovery States and,, in turn, help ourIn this way the Intermountain selves. people have double the chance of getting a new deal. So lets give N. R. A. a .chance and Intermountain people continue Made, to buy everything Intermountain which very adequately covers all of our reeds, and recovery is sure to come quickly. MABEL HASKELL, Milford, Utah. AT 400 Utah Oil Refining Service Stations in Utah and Idaho Variety of Equipment taking the place of horses to a great extent for use by the Canadian mounted police. This force, composed of 2,500 officers and men, is equipped with 359 automobiles, 27 motor cycles, 13 trucks, 101 boats, both seagoing and for use in inland waters; 445 sled dogs and 256 Automobiles are horses. ASK TOUR DRUGGIST FOR APEX 'SEP' PRODUCT AN INTERMOUNTAIN Medals for Dogs The New York society annually presents .the medal of the Legion of Hero Dogs to dogs of varying pedigree that have exhibited unusual intelligence and courage. The medals are small metal disk3 with Always True Hearted engraved on one side and with a laurel wreath on the other. School of Beauty Culture 3rd Floor Clift Bldg., Salt Lake City, Utah lit Beauty Culture Prafissioi Knows u Deprassiai Yoa can now ieam a profession that will make 70a independent for the rest of your days. $16 per month only for the complete coarse of six months. Phone or write for our catalogue. Mail in coupon. NAME - address Sizing Up People Most business men and women pride themselves on their ability to appraise the face value of those with whom they deal. They nearly all do it by sizing up those whom they contact, which means that they get a sense impression. This feeling of trust or distrust may be dependable or it may be not. EVERYTHING FOR THE BUILDER LUMBER MOULDINGS SASH DOORS PAINT OIL GLASS PLUMBING FIXTURES PIPE VALVES Ketchum Builders 780 W. 4th So. Supply Salt Lake City Things That They Are Not . Geologists at the Smithsonian institution have quite a collection of specimens that look deceptively like fossil human feet, fossil hornets nests, and other things that they are not. per week will be pal for the beat article on Why yc honld use Intermountain mad Goods Similar to above. Sen vonr story in prose or verse to Ir termonntain Products Column, P. ( Box 1555, Salt Lake City. If yoi story appears In this column yon will ceivo check for $3.00 $3.0( Week No. 3342 W.N.U. ... Huey Long, a Holy Roller In the radical religion, says his father was poor and ignorant, and kept in that condition by the unscrupulous rich. . . . Huey has two brothers, mature men, and respectable and successful lawyers. They both say their father was a large farmer, a better, educated and more Intelligent man than their brother Huey, and able to make a better speech than any of his sons. The Long brothers also say that when they were children, they had intelligent and helpful neighbors," and were never ground down by anybody.' . . . It Is easy for anyone to win in politics, if the candidate Is able to tell the demagogue story gracefully. The demagogue story Is thousands of years old, and always the same; all dishonest voters ask of a new man telling It is that he be eloquent, dramatic, a good liar, and a rogue like themselves, -- A new book on sociology by a college professor is like a new memorial to Abe Lincoln; it Is not actually needed. Prof. L. P. Jacks, of Oxford, has Just erected another monument of 408 pages to the ideal society which expresses itself In providing comfortable homes for the poor, drunkards, fallen women, orphans, criminals, etc., with hope of reclaiming the subjects of our charity. If our race ever attains an ideal social arrangement, there will be no poor, drunkards, fallen women, orphans, or criminals. A mans greatest Injustice Is that he Is hampered in his efforts to successfully care for himself by being taxed to care for those less industrious. Only of the man animal is It demanded that he carry a part of anothers load. Say that In the natural march of man, the natural load of each one is forty pounds; to carry forty pounds all day turns out a considerable task by evening. But we have increased the load of every reasonably hearty man to certainly fifty pounds. Some others are carrying only thirty, twenty or ten pounds, or no load at all. Indeed, many worthless persons are being carried In litters from camp to camp by the stronger. The French woman called George Sand was a perfect type of the radical. Her morals were atrocious,. but, like others of her type, she had enormous visions of saving the world. I would be cut to pieces for ideals I know will never be realized," she wrote. 1 grope In darkness and my tired arms grasp nothing save delusive shadows, yet if I followed my personal Inclinations I should not pull my neighbors child out of the water. Radicals everywhere have always been like that: know they cannot accomplish what they so disturb the world by attempting, and neglect the little good hourly at hand. (This Indictment of radicals is brief and simply written that it may be easily understood. I so intend it; I purposely avoid making a book of the Idea.) f that he married a woman who had lived all her life In hotels and boarding houses, and that she was so little civilized that when he took her to a house he provided, she struck matches on the walls of the rooms. A man informs me Salt Lake City The Children Pay A University of Pittsburgh survey made of Pittsburgh children appearing before the Juvenile eourt showed that 50 per cent of them were products of broken homes. Universal suffrage, in place of restricted suffrage, was achieved to Andorra by a revolution in which no one was harmed or arrest-?-? Ten per cent of the population oCI0 men) invaded the council hall and made the councilmen come across. I often hear people say they Intend to take up a special course in music, French, literature, whist, etc., but have never heard of anyone taking up a special course In taste, of judgment in handling what education or sens one has. I oftener have need of taste or Judgment, than nearly anything else. One does not play whist often, or often encounter a French word, but the exercise of sound judgment, taste, will greatly oblige him every hour of the day. ... We Intermountain Utah High ... During the present depression I find In my household we occasionally recover something of value from the attic. These articles were condemned and sent there during the higher standard of living days, but which we have during the past two or three years been unable to maintain, . . . (I recommend that the newspapers generally print this ; it may prove helpful to a good many who are thinking of going on the county, but are delaying the final plunge. They may find something In the attic of use in the emergency, as we did. that O, 1133, Bell Syndicate. WNU Servloa PROLOGUE Clarence Hathaway, who, as every one knew, was to be the next ambassador to Great Britain If the Presidentelect had his way and the Presidentelect was accustomed to having his way emerged from the Impressive doorway of his residence, and stood for a moment before he signified his a consciousness that a gleaming Suiza waited before him, a chauffeur in maroon livery at the wheel, a footman similarly attired holding open the door. It was a perfect spring morning. From the marble balcony on the second story an American flag flew stiff In the breeze and shone in the sun. Gravely, Hathaway saluted ; the chauffeur and footman, shaken from their stiff correctness, faced the American flag and saluted in their turn; Hathaway turning to them smiling. A fine day for the President, Jarvis a great day for all of us I Yes, indeed, sir; Squires and I ave been remarking it The Shoreham, Jarvis. Were stopping there for the attorney general designate and his mother, and Governor and Mrs. Hildreth." Yes, sir. The dignitaries in question were already standing on the steps of the Shoreham as the Hispana Suiza slid to a silent stop in front of the hotel. Hathaway alighted and greeted them in turn. . Good morning, Mrs. Griflin. Well, how does It feel to be the mother of a cabinet member? Mabel, you look as fresh as a May morning. What a Made In Heaven, Anne would day say bless her heart! I wonder how she is this morning? The new attorney general spoke with a slight lisp. Oh, shes finely, announced Mabel Hildreth, settling herself comfortably in the corner of the car. Both the governor and his wife bore unmistakable signs of rural prosperity, over which a slight veneer of recent official importance lay somewhat insecurely; but there was something very likable about their rather round and florid faces, and Mrs. Hildreth retained traces of a girlish bloom which, though somewhat faded, must once have been very lovely. I havent heard what she was to wear Interposed Mrs. Griffin eagerly. Venetian Why, lace of course! compoint, so old that its fawn-colobined with tan georgette and silk, this and white satin morning. Rose-ppithis evening. Noel wouldnt hear of anything less. The car swung around the Treasury building and sped down the cleared width of Pennsylvania avenue, banked on either side with orderly crowds. At the Capitol, the host, as he guided his guests through the revolving door, Issued a few directions. You fellows Join your respective colleagues now In the waiting rooms youre for the floor of the senate, as of course you know. Ill take the ladies to the gallery. The dingy old chamber was filling fast as Hathaway and the two ladies took their places In the gallery. The gavel descended. The speaker of the house and the Vice President-elec- t were, in turn, escorted to seats beside the Vice President. The applause, which, though technically forbidden had rung out again and again unchecked, was quickly, voluntarily hushed ; then it resounded again, echoing and had entered the The President-elec- t chamber, accompanied by an escort of three senators and three congressmen, and had taken his place In front of the raised platform where the Vice President sat. And, when he had done so, he lifted his eyes to the senators gallery, Just as a lady, with a soft full cloak partially covering a dress of heavy deep cream lace, came down the aisle and took her, place In the vacant seat between her golden-haireboy. For girl and her shaggy-haire- d a moment she sat with her head bent, her drooping hat with its delicate She is plumes concealing her face. praying, Hathaway said to himself, choking a little. Then she looked up, and across the chamber, meeting the Presidents eyes ; seemed to steady herself ; and, putting her arms around her children, rose with them to accept the tribute of applause which rocked the room. Not until she raised her ungloved hand, with a gentle gesture which at one and the same time acknowledged and checked the outburst, did the tumult lessen. Then she gathered the folds of her cloak around her, and with complete composure, grace, and dignity, reseated herself. Neal told me that when he took his oath of office as senator, Hathaway whispered, In a voice that shook, he was almost overcome, when he looked np and saw Anne sitting In the gallery and and found he could go on, after alL After that, he never came Into the chamber without Instinctively looking up to see If she were here. He did It today did you noNo woman ever had such tice? a tribute In the Senate before. I wonder whether any ever will again." His companions were only half listening to him. It did not matter. The President's speech was the next thing that mattered ; and after a long time an eternity It seemed to Hathaway His-pan- ace suddenly, the senate was adjourned, and the occupants of the galleries, hurrying to the doors, were rushing through the corridors and down the staircases. Steering his charges towards the stage, temporarily erected over the east steps of the Capitol, where the President was to take his oath and make his address, he turned them over to an officer, with hasty instructions that Mrs. Griffin should be taken to her place behind her son, and Mrs Hildreth to her place beside her husband. Then he directed his own steps to the open space directly in front of the platform which had been roped off for the specially Invited guests who had been In the senate chamber, but who did not have seats on the stage. The platform was crowded, and the sun shone full upon It ; a shaft of this fell as If straight from heaven, upon the Presidents lifted face, as he emerged from the mass behind him, and stood revealed between the white columns, beside the black-robejusd tice. Hathaway looked up at the lady In She was very close to the President now, the folds of her cloak falling softly about her slim form, her earnest eyes fixed on his face, as they had been In the senate chamber. He had taken the oath, the justice had fawn-colo- r. Too Much Party Last Night ALL HIS FAULT Thompson raised his eyebrows Inquiringly as Nobbs paused dramatically In his tale of woe. You say your wife threw a teapot at you, he said. Did it hit you? "Unfortunately, no, said Nobbs. Why on earth unfortunately? asked Thompson, puzzled. Ill tell you, explained Nobbs. "Instead of hitting me it hit the cat The cat clawed down the curtains. Thq curtains fell Into the fire and caught alight. In five minutes the whole room was ablaze. Now were living in the toolslied at the bottom of the garden." Besides, It Saves Ink Penley (writing) Confound grammar! Which is right, I would like to attend or I should like to attend ? Parks Why bother about It? Do as I do write Td. Boston Tran- script YET This Morning No Acid No Upset Stomach Headache Scientists say this is the QUICKEST, SUREST and EASIEST way to- - combat FEELING THE th EFFECTS of ce most powerful acid neutralizer known o science. Just do this: TAKE) 2 tablespoonfuls of Phillips Milk of Magnesia in a glass of water BEFORE bed. In the morning take 2 more tablespoonfuls with the juice of a WHOLE ORANGE. Thats all! Tomorrow youll feel great! Or take the equivalent amount of Phillips Milk of Magnesia tablets. Each tablet is equal to a teaspoonful of the liquid. Get genuine Phillips Milk of Magnesia in the familiar liquid form, ori the new, marvelously convenient tablets. Be j sure its PHILLIPS . . . Turn Mss the kind doctors endorse. Far fevtoActd I NOW IN TABLBr OR LIQUID FORM . No Regional Monopoly Mrs. Peck (reading from paper) He And you will try to cook liks It says here that in some parts of Africa a man doesnt know his wife mother used to? She Yes, dear, If you can stand until after he has married her. Mr. Peck (timidly) Why mention indigestion like father used to. Boston Transcript Africa? CROSSWORD PUZZLE 1 d r, good-nature- d ... ITOMACM He Had Taken the Oath stepped bacK, and the President had begun his speech. Gradually, a greater earnestness, a greater power, crept into his words; his strangely youthful, vibrant face became beautified. It glowed as if from some inner light; the impassioned eloquence which had first made him famous had never been so lambent before. He was speaking about America, about her heritage, about her future, about her place on earth. "Lord Almighty exclaimed a stout person sitting beside Hathaway, Ive always been patriotic, but no one ever made me feel this way about America before. Ill say were going to have a great President one of the greatest He talks about the United States as If It were real, a person a a woman. Like a man might talk about some one he was In love with Hathaway turned towards him, It Is real, he said, to the President Thats why he makes it seem real to you and me. Youre right hes making a great speech, one that will live. And the person who made all that real to him Is his wife, Lord Almighty !" exclaimed the You dont say sol stout person. He laid a detaining hand on Hathaways sleeve, I dont want to keep you, of course," he said, apologetically, but I want you should tell me Just a word, before You you go, about about his wife. said Hathaway smiled, and shook his head. But he stopped for a moment before he moved away, the crowd closing in on him as he went. I couldnt tell you about her In a I couldn't tell you If week, he said. I stayed here all day, trying. Nobody could tell the real story, as it ought to be told, about the part a woman has in her husbands career, from very humble beginning through long, hard, drab, uneventful years, and on to ultimate supremacy. Its a part very different from whats popularly supposed, a part not only misunderstood, but underestimated. Nobody could do such a story Justice, though dozens of able biographies will be written about the President; but somebody ought to try. Not only because then the American people might appreciate partly at least their Presidents wife. But also because hundreds of women, who are longing to help their husbands, but feeling that they are falling to do so, would find consolation and encouragement In the story of Anne Chamber-lain- . 1 Why dont you write the story yourself?" persisted the westerner. Or, If you cant do It yourself I presume youre a busy man why dont you find some one else who will? Some one you could trust to make a try at It, anyways. Lord Almighty, man! Dont fade away from me like that! For the westerner found that he was speaking to the crowd In general, and not to one person in particular. He was also being looked at curiously, and he himself looked about In some bewilderment. He had an engagement. Just the same, he said to himself, as he scurried, panting, across the park, I hope I put an Idea Into that fellows head, and I believe I did. I believe he heard me after alt, I believe hell get somebodj to write that story I" slick-lookin- g (TO BE CONTINUED.) 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