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Show ocruxn CACms. UUUKIKK- - hykum, uvah exaggerated Two men were walking along the beach at Brighton when one oMhem accidentally stumbled against a childs - A clever check raiser, believed to be one of a ring which is in part responsiblein for the check SO million dollar toll each year trying frauds, recently was apprehended in he which for had $26,148.58 to cash a check raised from $48.58. He obtained the check of a prominent Detroit broker, in payment for a Liberty Bond, and raised the amount so skillfully that the bank on which it was drawn actually certified the amount' Had he not tried later to draw the would have got rash ali at one time, he away with it." He is now serving ten to twenty years in Columbus, Ohio, penitentiary. Each Depositor Insured by The Hartford and Protected by Burns We Give Vou Free Insurance as an Added Service Our Depositors need ford insurance policy. On each check appear the words Insured and Protected by Burns. r No crook would even attempt to tamper with such a check. The pa-- , never fear check raisers. For every depositor in our bank is covered by an insurance policy up to $1000 against loss through fraudulent alteration. Lastyearcheck frauds exceeded per itself, at the first attempt at alteration fairly screams the $50,-000,00- 0. ' This loss is prsAentable. crime. And in addiAnd we give our depostion to every other preitors positive protection caution Positive ProIn the front of each tec t i o n Insurance, check book is the Hart- - for your bank account. Wont you let us tell you more of this service this positive protection we give our ; . depositors? It will be a pleasure. . ! 4 te ssa : A Faulty Recovery MM Norman has made liis last appearance la the social whirl for this sea- son, or at least until a certain matron pail. by the name of Curtis has had time My dear friend, exclaimed the to cool off and let her better, forgiving other, I cannot tell how much I la- nature assert itself. ment your sad death. It happened at a dance at the club. do Whatever mean my Norman found that he had a certain you death? dance with Mrs. Curtis. Mrs. Curtis You have just kicked the bucket." Is considerably above the average in replied the first, with a laugh. weight. Then, on top of this fact, she On the contraary, said the other, did not dance well. Now, Norman dis- "I just turned a little pail. likes fat women and detests tj dance with poor dancers. So Tie proposed to Imperative. Mrs. Curtis that they sit out the dance. Whats the matter, old boy? asked They were watching the other dancJimmies friend. I've never seen you ers, when Norman rather absently, as looking so seedy. much to make some effort at converIve got to go abroad at once, re- sation as anything, observed : marked Jimmie, gloomily. Isnt Miss Rodgers pretty? So Nonsense! These doctors musnt tall, and slender, and graceful I frighten you out of your life like Mrs. Curtis Oh, I suppose so, that rather grudgingly. agreed, "It wasnt a doctor. Tt was a lawThen Norman realized the implied yer. Brisbane Mail. comparlaon and blurted out: Oh, but I like fat women, too! Lawyer Got an Earful. And what time did the robbery Plant 76,000,000 Years Old take place? asked the lawyer. The horsetail rush or its ancestors witn-sI think the began back some 76,000,000 years, to dates We dont care what you think, put In the attorney; "we want to know the day when the world was uninhabited by human life. It is one of the what you know. ten species of the sole genus of plants I Then, rejoined the witness, has survived from the carbonthat might as well get down off the stand. I cant talk without thinking. Im no iferous era, when its forbears reared their majestic heads to a height of la wy er. Su ccess. ninety feet and more on stumps six feet thick. The plants of this era Some Men Are Like That. millions of Mr. Fixit Why did you snub Mr. ceased growing many world was swept when the ago, years Multirox? He went over to your tawhich buried oceans forests, but by ble on purpose to speak to you. a century they half more than for Miss Goldie Miner Gee! Was he of the bird I snubbed? He was so po- have provided the greatest agent and industrial modern development lite I must have mistaken him for a have been the bone of contention, ur waiter. der the alias of coal, in many a fe eral investigation. It has the olda Already Settled. of any living thing. 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