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In three sizes, all Guaranteed as represented, raggists. teok for the name Cold Medal me trey baa E A N O It RICHARDSON looked across tho festively L decorated restaurant table at her husband, who was consuming Indifferently his desfrozen, sert. He certainly was not growing any younger, while she well, only Eleanor herself knew the exact number of gray hairs in her carefully arranged coiffure and realized the unequal battle being waed between the cold cream of her nfasseuse and the insidious crows wrinkles at the corners of her eyes. Do you know, Fred, this doesnt interest me a bit? she said, with a casual glance at the gay scene about her. Other years I have enjoyed It well enough, but tonight, somehow, it seems stale. I suppose," returned her husband, placidly, that the people who get the most fun out of this sort of thing, after all, are those who come here from the backwoods where they douse the kerosene lamp at 8 p. m. and light It again when the roosters crow. The rest of us are used to It." By making reservations long in advance the Richardsons had been able to secure a place in the most desirable location in the dining room not too near the orchestra loudly dispensing jazz, not too far from the stage, where at the moment were twisting and gesticulating Hawaiian beauties in very tropical costumes, which conseemed absurdly Inappropriate sidering that It was New Years eve. Eler.nor cupped her chin In white, expensively ringed hands. Perhaps it Is the reaction from the season or perhaps Im merely bored, but I feel out of sorts. As I look back on our ten years of married life they seem happy enough, and yet to look forward In the future to the same sort of ten years doesnt seeip worth u hile. Fred Richardson looked at her In surprise. Retrospection had never been one of Eleanors habits. Whats the matter, old girl? he asked with unusual solicitude. Shall we leave this joint and go the rounds? There wont e much In the way of excitement anywhere until midnight. But I tell you, Fred, Im not looking for excitement tonight, exclaimed Eleanor impatiently; strange as it may seem. For one thing, Im worried as to whether Ive done the right thing by Beth. You know that Jim Goddard has been wild about her for some time, and waifts to marry her offhand on his ridiculously small salary. Of course Beth, after living with me ail these years, asked my advice, and I emphatically advised against it Told her to wait until they had laid by enough to put them beyond the chance of worry. Well, that was sensible enough advice nowadays, I guess, acquiesced h husband, flicking the ashes from his cigar. Eleanor looked at him keenly. Time was when he would Have spurned such counsel as savoring of too worldly a wisdom. Ten years of in the big city had wrought their changes in him, too. She sighed. Then: Oh, well, she exclaimed, shrugging her shoulders; I should worry about that now. Jim was to get his answer this evening, and I Imagine by now Beth has turned him down quite definitely. At that moment a shower o? confetti and colored streamers shot from the balconies and mezzanine, turning the interior of the restaurant into a veritable rainbow-tinteblizzard, descending in confusion on the brilliantly dressed women and their companions seated below. Eleanor rose, drawing on her long white gloves. "Lets go home, Fred, she said. Moved by one of the many odd impulses which had been stirring within her, she tucked into her huge muff the evening favor a frail papier mache' representation of old Father Time bearing in his arms a very pink, very undressed baby, presumably significant of the old year bringing In the new. As Eleanor and her husband approached their car, a moderately priced sedan waiting on a quieter side street, Fred thought with satisfaction of the neat little sum in the hank, now almost sufficient for the purchase of a very late very commodel. pletely equipped, Resolving also to acquire a chauffeur, be opened the door for his wife who, skirts held high to avoid the trampled slush, stepped in. At the Fred!" she cried In same Instant. nut-sprinkl- dark-fringe- d palm-embower- tinsel-drape- good-n'aturedl- money-makin- g d Shave, Bathe and Shampoo with one Soap. Cuticura jfotfconi Soap lathe faToriteforaafetyrnoreharlng. Horses and Mules Wanted w our sales every Thursday after Jan, 1st. un. Big opening sale Stock Show week Send addreu for market letter. 17-2- 2. Denver Hone and Mule Co. union Stock Yards Denver. Colo d high-power- alarm. Fred, what In heaven's name ' is this?" Fred, equally startled by his wifes tense tones, peered unseeingly into the dark depths of the car then unhooked the electric torch from its NO socket, and flashed It on. There, on the luxurious cushioned seat, lay a small, slwRVwrapped bundle, oddly soft to Eleanors inquiring touch. As she parted the Insufficient, ragged covering the bright light disclosed a very plump and quite new baby, with open eyes under as yet unlashed lids and very Intriguing dimples in his fat knees, Fred gasped to his wife : What shall we do with It? Why, I suppose drive to the police station. There Is evidently not a clew as to Its parents. While Fred drove with unusual care through the traffic which here and there practically blocked the slippery street, his wife sat holding the unsought package In a lap quite unused to such au occupant. She was thinking that possibly life would not have become so drably monotonous and the bond between herself and Fred so frayed at times If children had come to their home. As the car stopped in front of the station, the baby stirred. Fred, getting down, held out his arms. Wait, she said, a strange note in her voice. It seems so healthy you dont suppose perhaps a child around the house Fred, who had long ceased to speak bis regret that he had no children, looked at her at first without comprehension, then with a great light In his tired eyes. But it died out as suddenly as it had come. Nell, you must bd crazy. Why, were lucky If were allowed to have a lap dog in our flat, much less a baby. Hand It over." Eleanor went on, But, Fred, strangely relieved of the boredom she had complained of, theres that money in the bank this car Is good enough for anybody how much would a little place of our own cost not too far out, but with grass around it and a porch "Nell, he said huskily, youre youre wonderful. It would be like getting another chance at life. Lets go home." A few minutes later than this a young man and a slim, plquantly pretty girl were gazing at each other with miserably defiant eyes. No no no, Jim, cried Beth. I do want to. But Eleanor says Id be crazy. She tried it and she knows. Then Its good-bfor keeps, Beth," The classical example of n painters spite, or artistic punishment, Is that of Miehuclangclo In his famous fresco of the Last Judgment" on the wall of the Sistlne chapel. When one of the papal .chamberlains reported to the pope, Paul III, that the painter was exceeding proper bounds In Ills use of the nude, the artist, In disgust, took occasion to immortalize his critic by giving his features to one of the figures in the Infernal regions, of which there Is a glimpse at the bottom of the great fresco. The aggrieved official complained to Paul III and begged him to order the painter to remove the portrait. Where did you say he has placed you? inquired the pontiff, who did not care to Interfere with the foremost artist of his age. 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Did you find out what it was? Detroit Free Press. Yes, he was trying to give a little s money to the poor and didnt want it of the wine of Italy Is known. Louisville Courier-Journamanufactured in Sicily. Non-Ski- d CASTORIA, 52-19- 20. - Carrying Something In His Arms. returned the other, grimly. "Heaven knows I want you badly enough, but not at the expense of waiting for years and wasting our young lives, all fer the whim of a third party who doesnt count. Jim turned to go, and Beth stood twisting and untwisting a damp little ball of handkerchief. Why didnt she dare follow the dictates of her own heart, not the bidding of a cynical sister, however good that sister had been to her? As Jim opened the door, the elevator stopped across the nail. Out carrying stepped Beths brother-in-laBehlnxl folsomething In bis arms. lowed a strangely woman, whose first words struck most Incomprehensibly on the younger girls ear. Beth, dear, please telephone at once to the nurses bureau and ask them to send up the best graduate rurse they can get hold of, with the formula for feeding a very young baby, and how do you do, Jim? I hope Beths been nice to you ! Forget what I said about not getting married. It She doesnt pay to wait too long! hurried after her husband who had gone Into an Inner room. Jim held out his arms once more, and Beth went into them. When she raised her head to meet hts lips the bells of the city were breaking forth In Joyous peal: Ring out the old, ring In the new I" For us," murmured Jim, fatuously, For us," murmured Eleanor and Fred, theli eyes meeting across the wide expanse of white lace spread where Fred had laid the baby. "The old year has gone, , said Eleanor; then added whimsically, but we brought the hew one home with Two-third- l. - alive-lookin- g Warning! 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