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Show SOUTH CACHE COURIER, HYRUM, UTAH rM i CZEKH HERVES GAVE ODT ONE BAY'S DIARY RESIGNS Serious Kidney Trouble Had Made Life Miserable, But Doan's Removed All the Trouble, -- Hasnt Suffered Since, severe pains In uw I had suchMrs. Little Pest Graphically Portrays AUSTRO - HUNGARIAN FOREIGN Doings During Few Short MINISTER FINALLY FORCED Hours of Daylight. OUT OF OFFICE. Albert Akroyd, says 904 W. Indiana Avenue, Philadel- phia, Pa. me up. my houseworl It seemed as If my back would break In ack,M My two. feet and Emperor Charles Letter to Prineo Sixtus, Given Publicity by French, Renders the Position of the Count Untenable. ankles swelled until I had to wear largesized slippers and sometimes I couldn t stand up. I had dlzay spells and dreadful head-ach- and fiery flashes passed be fore my eyes. Had a heavy weight been resting on my head, the pain could not have been more distressing. The least noise startled me, I was so nervous. I couldnt control the kidney secretions and the pain In passage was awful. It began to look as though my case was beyond the reach of medicine until I used Doans Kidney me pills. The first box benefitedtrouand four boxes cured all the bles. I have had no further cause for complaint. Sworn to before me, Thos. H. Walters, Notary Public. Get Doaai at Any Star, 60c m Box Emperor CO., BUFFALO, N.Y, Judge Too Generous. James Brown, colored, tried In the Indianapolis city court recently on a charge of assault and battery, evidently thought the judge was too generous or else he was of the opinion that It would be better for him If he did not appear too greedy. When the judge announced, his ruling he offered to give back a pprt of his fine. After hearing all of, the evidence, Walter Pritchard, the judge, looked at the defendant and said: I will give you $25 and costs. Thats all right, judge, replied the defendant, just give me the $25 and you can keep the costs. Austria-Hungar- i Austro-Hungaria- to Got Rid of Theto Ugly Spot Theres no longer the slightest need of feeling ashamed of your frecklea, as the prescription othine double strength is guaranteed to remove these homely spots. Simply get an ounce of othine double strength from your druggist, and apply a little of it night and morning and you should soon see that even the worst freckles have begun to disappear, while the lighter ones have vanished entirely. It is seldom that more than one ounce Is needed to completely ear the skin and gain a beautiful clear complexion. Be sure to ask fcr the double strength othine, as this Is sold under guarantee of money hack If It falla to remove freckles. Adv. the Time n No Longer Obliges. This druggist seems to be an affable fellow. Why do you dislike him? He doesnt uphold the fine old tradi' tions of drug stores. t Still, Im in the dark. When a customer comes in for a stamp he puts the transaction on a low commercial basis by pointing to a machine. Birmingham - Of Course. This article says that we should give our shoes a day off occasionally. "To rest their weary soles, eh? Boston Evening , Transcript. - anemic, weak, discouraged women left at home. , men and At this time of the year most people suffer from a condition often called opring Fever. They feel tired, worn uc, before the day Is half thru. They may have frequent headaches and sometimes pimply or pale skin. . Woodless people, thin, anemic peo-those with pale cheeks and lips, wnohave a poor appetite and feel that urea, worn or feverish condition In the springtime of the year, should try the tonic powers of a good 'fhlng and blood purifier. Such a one is extracted from Blood root, Golden 1 Stone root, Queens root and viregon Grape root, made up with chemically pure glycerineand without se of alcohol. This can be obrr tained in e tablet form In ixty-cevials, as druggists have sold years as Doctor Pierces an fty Medical Discovery. It Is a rnndard remedy that can be obtained m tablet or liquid form. A good purge should he taken once eek even by persons who have h movement dally, in order to eliminate which may remain and cause a Alsac- e-Lorraine DAVID KEITH IS CALLED. Capitalist and Pioneer Mining Man Succumbs to Pneumonia. Salt Rake City. fravid Keith, mining magnate, capitalist and one of the most widely known men in the west, died in his apartments at the Hotel Utah Tuesday morning. Mr. Keith would have been 71 years of age the 24th of next month. Into the early life of David Keith came much of the romance of adventure. He was a typical pioneer and pathfinder' who was found in the front ranks of the sturdy men who carried civilization and development into the untamed wilds in the early days. Born g of a people, the fearless spirit of adventure pulsed through his At Last I Am Rid of Those Annoying Germ Creatures Washed Them Off vflns. For him the call of the sea was strong, but the lure of the trackIn a Pan of Milk. less west, with its unbounded wealth and berries. Always walk over and of adventure and untold riches In mln-r- examine a thing thoroughly before eatwas stronger. In response to this ing ; it pays. ,. of poison-whocall he forsook the sea and when a 8 A. tn. Have the wanderlust. Must system. To clean the aystau at least once a week Is to prac- young man of but 20 he was found In ee more of the world. Nothing else tice health measures. There Is nothing the great mining district of Nevada. would tempt me to leave the provision ood for this purpose as tiny pills That marked the beginning of the mak- shop. One drawback Is persistent and creatures leaves of ing of one of the wests most success- noyance by huge jaw up of the men. at us. Harmjalap, and sold by almost ful and noted mining forever are who slapping was born at Mubou, David Keith ln this country as Doctor but bothersome. Cape Breton island, Nova Scotia, May less, Pleasant Pellets, sugar-coateA. M. Such a narrow escape I 8:45 1847. to 7 27, take BUpped into an Interesting-lookin( 5; inter-mounta- in ready-to-us- sea-farin- i al le n, two-legge- May-appl- e, JaHl 2of well. i 12:06 P. M. Just witnessed a terrible accident. A brother fly was drowned in a plate of soup. Wonder if the germ things washed off the flys legs will annoy the man1 who has just swallowed the soup. 1 P. M. Discovery of importance, Paper covered with what looks like molasses Is a trap for flies. Now Im wise they cant stick me. Somewhat tired. Old 2 P. M. Never touched me! duffer trying to sleep objects to having me walk on his bald head. Missed again ! This would be exciting If there was more danger. 2:30 P. M. Old duffer has covered his head with netting. Hope he smothers. A consumptive in the next room. Think Ill see whats doing. 3 P. M.1 Nothing of interest here but d, g LEMONS DO UNITE SION THE HOW TO MAKE A CREAMY LEMON BEAUTY LOTION AT HOME FOR A FEW CENT8. , Tour grocer has the lemons and any drug store or toilet counter will supply you with three ounces of orchurd white for a few cents. Squeeze the juice of two fresh lemons Into a bottle, then put ln the orchard white and shake well. This makes a quarter pint of the very best lemon skin whltener and complexion beautlfler known. Mnssage this fragrant, creamy lotion daily Into the face, neck, arms and hands and Just see how freckles, tan,, sallowness, redness and roughness disappear and how smooth, soft and white the skin becomes. Yes It Is harmless, and the beautiful result will surprise you. Adv. 1 , ' British Name for Boarder. Our American cousins, who call their households homes," have also a word different from ours for their lodgers, lfi they have any. They call them roomers. Lodger certainly sounds the better word, although ln England, among certain classes, the tenant is more often referred to as the first floor, ', etc. One remembers Mr. Jeromes delightful play, "The Passing of the Third Floor Back. Americans, however, still use the expression board er, which ln England Is being rapidly superseded by that genteel euphemism the paying guest." London Chron- - Icle. REUABLE PRESCRIPTION FOR THE KIDKEYS ! For many yearn druggists have watched with much interest the remarkable record maintained by Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Roothe great kidney, liver and bladder medit, cine. It is a physicians prescription. is a strengthening medihelps the kidneys, liver and bladder do the work nature intended they should do. has stood the test of years. Swamp-Roo- t It is sold by all druggists on its merit and it should help you. No other kidney medicine has so many friends. and start Be sure to get Swamp-RoSwamp-Roo- cine. t It ot treatment at once. However, if you wish first to test this great preparation send ten cents to Dr. Kilmer St Co., Binghamton, N. Y., for a sample bottle. When writing be sure sad mention this paper. Adv. Time for Him to Flee. said Mrs. Peckham William, sternly, did you ever stop to think that someone might steal me when you were away? Well, responded the poor husband, with a look, I was a little' alarmed when a horse thief was prowl ing through these parts last week. Mrs. Peckham stiffened up haughtily. A horse thief, eh? t Yes. I heard that he carried ofl two or three nags from this district e then Peckham made a for the door. far-awa- light-heade- d Alsace-Lorrain- e and there are many the around. Explored everything room and crawled over the nose and mouth of the creature in bed, which seemed helpless. Then one of the others got after me and I just escaped with my life. As I was leaving heard them say something about typhoid. 8:50 A. M. Queerest tickling on my legs and feet! Wonder if it can be anything to do with that typhoid. 8:51 A. M. Discovered a thousand tiny creatures clinging to the hair of my legs and feet, Have swallowed a lot of them whole, but cant seem to get rid of the rest. Understand theyre called germs. Must have something to do with that typhoid. 9 :30 A. M. At last I am rid of most of those annoying germ creatures. Washed them off ln a pan of milk. Saw a young woman drink the milk after I had taken a bath in It. 10 A. M. On my way again. Visited another sickroom, but did not have time to half explore It. Boy sick with dysentery. By the feeling I believe Ive got a lot more of those germ things on my legs. Must hunt un some milk at once. 10:15 A. M. Got rid of most of the germs in babys cup of milk. Babies are foolish, helpless things. Its great fun to torment them. 11 A. M. An uncovered garbage pail just as I was growing hungry. So long as uncovered garbage exists the future of the race Is assured. 11 :15 A. M. Suns hot. Believe Ill take to cover. Nice looking house with hole in screen. Think Ill try It. 12:03 P. M. Lunch is on the table; think IU sit down with the family. Not equal to the garbage can, but does very In " Age-Heral- hlooded men of courage are on creatures lay in bed and others stood Austria-Hungar- - the firing line (wuhpsqn e - stamp-vendin- g y - FRECKLES k Starting Gaily From Beginning In Manure Pit, the Pest Spreads Filth Amsterdam. Count Czernin, the and Disease Wherever Busy foreign minister, ac,, Wings Take It cording to a dispatch from Vienna, has resigned. (Transcribed from "A Flys Diary," by Thornton w. Burgess.) Emperor Charles accepted the resigFive A. M. Have just come out from nation and entrusted Count Czernin with the conduct of foreign affairs a sort of trance during which much must have happened. I have no memuntil his successor is appointed. An official statement received here ory of my past. Perhaps it is best from Vienna asserts that the latest so. I am told that I was once one statements of the French premier, M. of these white crawling creatures Clemenceau, concerning the conversa- called maggots, of which thousands are tions between Austria and France re- all about me. I refuse to believe it. I feel strangely weak, garding the possibility of opening peace i 5:10 A, M. Stronger now and my negotiations do not alter the situation as regards the majority of Count legs feel more ns if they really belong Czernlns declarations. Count Czernin did not know of Charless letter to Prince Sixtus when he made the statement that France had initiated the conversations with Austria, according to a Vienna dispatch to the Lokal Anzeigner of Berlin. On learning of the letter, he resigned, but yielded to a request that he remain in office until the conclusion of the peace agreement with Rumania. ' The recent publication by the French government of the futile peace appeal by Emperor Charles of in March, 1917, and the efforts of the emperor and the foreign office to explain the letter to the satisfaction of Germany and the German emperor, probably were the most potent influence in bringing about the resignation of I Believe That the Place Is Called a Count Czernin. Manure Pit and That I was Born Since he was appointed foreign minThere. ister on December 23, 1916, in sucto me. Have queer, gauzy things on cession to Baron Burian, Count Czershoulders i they seem to be of no my nin has been very active in attemptuse. It is very dark, close, and warm ing to biing about peace and the mod- here. I believe that the place Is called erate tone of his speeches has been ln a manure am told that I was and pit, sharp contrast with that of the Ger- born here. Keep thinking of these man chancellors and foreign secrecreatures. Strange how both taries. However, his participation ln maggot ersome ones origin may be. the forced peace upon Russia, as, wll 5:20 A. crawled all, over as that upon Rumania, ' did not show the pit and explored every part. Made that his actions kept step with his some acquaintances among young flies , words. like myself. Have also a speaking acIn the pehce offensive of the pres- quaintance with a few old flies who ent year, Count Czernin in the Austrian have come here to lay eggs. Fear that relchrath on January 25 suggested an maggot legend is true. I blush for my y exchange of views between youth. The top of this place is being and the United States. ' He opened. I wonder what it means. announced also that Austria based her 5 :45 A. M. Out in the world at last ! negotiations with Russia on the policy The pit and the maggots are but a of no annexations, or indemnities, but memory. The queer things , on my there always was some doubt whether shoulders are wings and lifted me out his pacifist maneuvers were honest or of the pit. Am now resting on a stable and hunwere Inspired by Berlin In an effort window. Feel to bring about a split among the en- gry. Life Is very interesting If one can forget ones origin. tente allies. 6 A. M. The most entrancing odors Count Czernin on April 4 in an adcome apparently from a can outside dress at Vienna declared that Premier Clemenceau had sought peace negotia- the back door of a provision shop just tions with Austria. The French pre- across the way from my stable. I . mier replied that Count Czernin lied. must Investigate. M. I was right about the A. 6:30 The French and Austrian offices then ' Issued statements explaining the un- can. Have spent the last half hour there In company with a thousand or official negotiations in Switzerland. more of my own kind, simply gorging Early last week the French governfish offal, delicious bits of rotting ment declared that Emperor Charles meat and decayed fruit and vegetaand Count Czernin both had said that bles !' We wallowed in it. What fairly the claim of France to one should forget some if a misfortune denial a from was just. This brought on cover the can. and the put Emperor Charles in the form of a teleM. Am outside the provision 7 A. :15 to whom he William gram to Emperor reiterated his loyalty to the German shop. No end of fun! Already know cause and denied that he had said the juclest, tenderest cuts of meat. Have sampled cheese, cookies, cakes, France was justified jn wanting returned. , , Austro-Hungaria- n DOAN'S .'SIV flow REPORTS ONE ROUND OF JOY . es FOSTER-MILBUR- IN LIFE OF FLY FROM THE CABINET room where one of loose y bee-lin- Wiped Some Off on Bread and Butter and Washed Some Off in a Cup of Milk for the Baby In the Third ' House Down. the cuspidor. Have explored that thoroughly. Phew I More of those germ things. Im in a mess Me for a place to wash them off. 3:30 P. M. Rid of em at last. Wiped some off on bread and butter the woman next door was preparing for the children and washed off some In a cup of milk for the baby in the third house down. Nice baby. Hope it likes the germs. 4 P. M. Room darkened. Nothing doing. Guess Ill rest a bit. 5 P. M. Signs of preparations for dinner. Think Ill visit the kitchen and ! help. . BOSCHEES GERMAN iwhen Why use ordinary cough Boschees German SYRUP remedies, Syrup has been used so successfully for fifty-on- e years in all parts of the United States for coughs, bronchitis, colds settled in the throat, especially lung troubles. It gives the patient a good nights rest, free from conghing, with easy expectoration in the morning, gives nature a chance to soothe the inflamed parts, throw off the disease, helping the patient to regain his health. Made in America and sold for more than half a century. Adv. j You No, Move Right Up. havent enlisted son. but Im standing back of Uncle Sam. Dont stand too far back, buddy," 5:45 P. M. Walked over and samsaid the older man encouragingly. of food in pled every particle sight. Louisville Courier-JournaDoes very well, but Ill certainly look up a garbage can the first thing toCuticura Beauty Doctor morrow morning. Got rid of the last For and beautifying the cleansing of those germs in the butter. Feeling hands and skin, hair, Cuticura Soap Think to retire Ill the ceiling sleepy. and Ointment afford the most effective for the night. preparations. For free samples ad 7 P, M. This has been a most satisall Is life After what you dress, Cuticura, Dept X, Boston. At factory day. make It, no matter what your origin. druggists and by maiL Soap 25, OintFrom the manure pit to the pick of ment 25 and 50. Adv. the best the land affords Is going some. Married Life. In fact, I begin to take some pride In As a girl pictures It: A novel, a of birth. humbleness Glad my Im rid chair and a box of candy. of those annoying germs. Theres a rocking As it really is: A wasbtub, a cook some one milk of has forgotten stove and pitcher a sewing machine. Louisto put In the refrigerator. Guess Ill Courier-Journaville get a nightcap from that and then sleep ln preparation for a busy day tomorDr. PlerceB Pleasant Pellets are th row. Kansas City Star. original little liver pills put up 40 years ago. They regulate liver and bowels. Ad. Sanitary Surroundings. The world moves, and if a man has Filth, such as flies breed In, should the grit to hang on, he will be pulled be carefully removed, and, In addition, flies should be kept from carry- ' out of many a bad hole. ing germs from unscreened closets, Abuse is doubly plentiful when wit open spittoons, or uncovered garbage Is used as a convenience. lnt0 the house. l. l. , , |