Show A homans womans great idea I 1 1 is how to make herself attractive dut but without health it Is hard tor for her ta to be lovely in face form or temper A apak sickly woman will be nervous ana tak 4 1 irritable r ri constipation and kidney poisons n show in pimples blotches blotcher blot ches skin eruptions and a wretched complexion but electric bitters always prove a godsend to women who want health beauty and friends they regulate stomach liver and kidneys purify the blood give strong nerves bright eyes pure breath smooth velvety skin lovely complexion good health try them goc at wynn L eddys yet ills dream saved the town you hear bear people of the west in mercantile industrial artistic and scientific pursuits saying it if we were only in new york when you are in new york you hear them say if only wo we were in london or paris chicago new york london or paris are arc simply the results of their citizens taking the material at hand and doing tho the best they could with it just as you can do once a man dian died and went to heaven there might have been more than one for all we know but to this particular man the beauties of that state of mind did not come up to ills his expectations the golden streets lacked much of their pictured lustre and he saw none of his old friends going up to st peter he be asked it there was not some way he could visit the other terminals that lie he doubt less had many former earthly associates there why yes certainly said st peler trains running almost every hour grabbing a time table off a nail on the throne upon which he was seated he be turned the pages rapidly yes he be elgeti continued you can go down at eight fifteen and return at five forty five just buy sou jou a round trip ticket the new comer boarded the next express lolled back in the rich purple velvet upholstery of its beautiful fid carriage sarr lage as lie he rode swiftly over th tho well ivell ballested roadbed further and further down the right of af way the country grew more fert fertle I 1 e ind and beautiful the traveler looked out upon apon it all as the trees streams hills hill ind and fields whirled seemingly in t the I 1 ie other ither direction the train slowed down the break 1 I 1 man stuck in ills his head and yelled I 1 I 1 hell I 1 alighted it stopped and the traveler alighted an elaborate stone station on 1 the he corner of a street outside lie ho ob served a familiar figure which he recognized as being that of charles darwin the new arrival introducing himself darwin asked him it if he had just come down front from glory and what he thought of hell and its surrounding country at this point tile the two were joined by voltaire richard wagner and heinrich heine the man from above expressed surprise and agreeable disappointment well said Dar marivill ivill things were not always as you see them in hell ha when we came here the eternal fire you hear so much about on earth was still going but we have that harnessed piped about town and are now using it for cooking purposes we have dug artesian wells irrigated tho the country and rendered it agriculturally fertile why lets see voltaire it ocly oray yesterday that we heard of a corner lot lit in glory being sold for taxes along up ill the street you will find the owners of shoes clothing dry goods lists hats drugs and mens alens furnishings stores their shoy windows with the latest ideas in wood window fixtures the very last place you would suppose they would use wood in preference to metal evidence of up to daleness and faith in wood against all temperature excuse me gent gentlemen gentleie leiu u said the newcomer interrupting and at tile same time feeling in fit his vest pockets but where will I 1 find a sc alpers office there you are any place is what the me men who he live in it make it if your town is not to your lilting liking get busy its all up to you the first process in the improvement of any town is to get rid of the men li who ho are damning it ex |