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Show SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER I, 1951 THE JOURNAL Page 15 SUNNYSIDE Dy DEAAVVrivATTc0foFCT TCUTW -- GDTcHTcrNFEr HE IS T Clark y Haas WASN'T uawckv'T ft TWAS TOO GOOD Poking about in a public library last week, a young lady ran across a book that aroused her immediate and intense interest when, on the title page, she encountered this encouraging assurance: HOW: To Reach Men To Hold Men To Teach Men To Win Men WYLDE AND WOOLY f t'D MATE TO LIVE OUT IN THIS LONELY WILDERNESS, MILES AND MILES FROM CIVILIZATION. By Bert Thomas 1 OF COURSE, YOU'RE 1 PROBABLY USED TO EXISTING ON TWE YES, COME IN. IT'S TIME for MILTON BERLSf JUST BAREST OF It Has Been Done Unfortunately she was considerably let down by a clump of type at the bottom of the page: Tells How to Run Your Bible Class. Published by the Sunday School Times. Lifesaver people cant stand prosBut perity. fortunately most people dont have to. Most BEHIND ON THE NEWS RIMIN' TIME By POSEN TheyIs deucious'he cried, As HIS WIFE SWELLED WfTHPRIO- E- 'But iVe broken two teeth, I'M AFRAID salesman in Missouri was held in a small town because heavy up rains had caused a washout on the railroad. This looks like the flood, he observed to a waitress in the local hoteL A BESSIE By NICK PENN The what? The flood, she asked. he repeated. You know the flood when Noah saved the animals on the ark. You must have read about that. The waitress assured him graveMister, on account of all this ly, rain, I aint seen a paper in four days. EDUCATION BY THE FOOT MUTT AND JEFF By Bud Fisher When Thomas Edison was a young man, it occurred to him that he was handicapped by the lack of a formal education. A person of great determination, Edison decided to teach himself, by reading the books i in the library. a few weeks after he One day, had undertaken this ambitious task, the librarian noticed him at a corner table. she asked, how Well, Tom, much have you read? Oh, about 15 feet, he said. He had started at one end of the, library and was reading every book1 on the shelf, regardless of the contents! i |