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Show SATURDAY, AUGUST 18, 1951 TIIE JOURNAL Page 15 SUNNYSIDE by Clark S Haas MASTER INSULT VIRGIL By Len Kleis ' 6USI j, rntfk Wf iS, -- , f.USHUBI B mss s! 88gnm,ir WYLDE AND WOOLY By Bert Thomas I'M NUTS TO YOU GUYS SURRENDERIN' TO THE SHERIFF, AND COLLECTIN' HOW ABOUT GOING FOR A LITTLE WALK WITH US, FERPlE - THAT REWARD FOR ?r myself! NAMED FRED walk. A3 By POSEN RIMIN' TIME elephant trainer I always do, said Mr. Clay is he stepped politely out into the mud and let Randolph have the NOT FOR LOAN gy NICK PENN BESSIE In John Randolph and Henry Clay once had a quarrel in the senate at Washington. For several weeks they did not speak, when one day they met on Pennsylvania avenue. Each saw the other coming up the side walk which was very narrow at That particular point, and each was meditating as to how far he would turn out for the other to pass. As Randolph came up he looked the grand old Kentuckian straight in the' eye and, keeping the sidewalk, hissed: I never turn cut for scoun-drel- Made an elephant stand ON HIS HEAD; But the beast hao his day, We are sorry to sa- y- He stood on oi' Fred's head INSTEAD' The railway coach was crowded and a none too well dressed little boy had taken a seat alongside a and fashionably very haughty dressed woman. The boy was sniffling in a very annoying manner. Finally the woman turned to the boy and asked: Have you got a handkerchief? Yes, replied the boy, but 1 dont lend it to strangers. Foregone Conclusion You must avoid all Doctor: forms of excitement. Patient: Can I look at them on the street? Smart Man Lawyer, reading clients last will and testament to circle of expectant relatives: And so, being of sound mind, I spent every cent I had before I died. HAD ENOUGH $ The lawyer was sitting at his desk, so absorbed in his work that he did not hear the door as it was pushed gently open, nor see the curly head that was thrust into his office. A little sob attracted his no- -, tice, and turning, he saw a face that was streaked with tears and told1 plainly that feelings had been hurt., Well, my little man, did you want to see me? Are you a lawyer? Yes. What do you want? "I want and there was a reso I want a, lute ring In his voice mam and divorce from my papa |