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Show ';lT 19. thf. journal V-- j CABBAGES i cultivate porkers is a matter for some speculation. With the current price tabs that decorate the meat market it is not difficult to see why most people might want to laDi pigs. Hut, Doris Duke, as we say. has a vast collection of dollars, and unsocial price tags should occasion her no distress. It may be that she doesnt want to detract one iota from the perfection of her collec- and i 2KlNGS l en . of isnt all bad some the case of Doris fJnly rf"a inexplicably yearning to rai,c and refer fU-.Rt- Jio toU edly fenfernto arV of the four-- j to be lone snouted variety, Rd" ,5 barnyard, that go will be as dean as MlyW rlf Dorjs ??ke assailed with a yen HEY-K- IDS! mutation flavor 6 ram - l III -- Aad.AdiiMW tanCKtUU Suddenly .vlu i caches out and a button labeled "Pit-spresides Agent. Immediately the doois to the study Ming open, and an penMve but fumly apnomted pu- agent snides in, pad and pencil at the jeady. Miss Duke stales at him coldly, and in clear linking voice she says: You may to the world that I have proclaim d aided t raise pigs. Her voice sharpens with sarcasm as she adds an afterthought; You may fuithir stale hat my decision is ii revocable. Ihit it is a strange woild we live in. and Miss Dukes announcement may have gone like this; Miss Duke gazes across the meat counter at Schmultz the butcher. Her face is pale and drawn and her eyes send off flashes of fire. Suddenly she screams: You can keep your pork chops at tide a lb. Schmultz you robber, Im going to raise my s hih ifefe sh h , TASTY 1 candidate for tiea-ureIn older to equalize the distribu tion of candidates throughout tin area, it was agreed at the meeting that the tieasury candidate shouh "nine fiom the north pait of tin r. j county. V v Haul L New myer, Hountiful, cen tial committee chairman, lead I letter to the group, which criticizet the administrations policy relative to the Koicau situation, statin? mt MiM.iMKi.nun had been appro- bated for weapons for the Soutl oieans, ami et they are making mDeialde showing. ng LACE KEEPS PACE . , . Lac Is back In favor. Countess Caro- line Furstcnburg of Germany demonstrates how lace suits tho modern miss. off-han- GOP Candidate QflKnl mass Gswuaus liifliffHins guess Sought For Treasury Post I day meeting here, the county lie publican central committee am district chairmen voted to seek a candidate for the post of coynty . TREAT reus my. The death of William I. Horn on duly 7, left the party without i T .1 ,1 2 , ( 13 t ;'.mV b so-ant- ly THE 1c 2 i , tion. Collectors of other items, such as match boxes, postage stamps and pewter dishes oftimes manifest a passionate and idolatorous devotion to their hobby, and therefore it is permissable to assume that a collector of dollars might do likewise even to the extent of raising pigs. In soothe, we cant imagine a collection that deserves more zealous protection against deteriora- own tion than one of dollars. If we ever Miss Dukes projected venture muster a sizeable army of iron into the pig market came up men well raise pigs ourselves if in the form that helps prevent demobilization. of a its first obstacle code embrassed by sanitary It must have created quite a stir the town of X. J. ft Hillsborough, in the Duke household when Doris is where Hillsborough Miss Duke intentions. would revealed her to like see her Just how a rich lady of the world, flourish, but said pigs grow and sanitary code, who habitually dusts royalty off contains a clause when boilwhich, her apparel and who could use cav- ed down to baie essentials, states: iar as a breakfast food, goes about No pig raising. making such an announcement is Undaunted, Dorm Duke petisomething to ponder. tioned the town of Hillsborough She may have broke the news in that said sanitory code, in its manner while munch- clause d an to pigs, be set ing goodies and sipping nector with aside. Ifpertaining the town would do her an evenings gathering of the elite. this favor and Miss Duke is, radiant in her shim a few thousand permit her to raise on her propmering evening gown as she moves erty, she would pigs a colguarantee graciously among the inpeccably lection of porkers as bright, shiney clad men and women who make up and inoffensive as her altogether the gathering. Suddenly she clears collection of dollars. her throat, with a scarcely audible Doris Duke vowed that he r pigs sound as delicate as the rustle of a cultured and refined so w?ud bridal train on the church aisle. p7,e Presen.table in any Immediately all eyes turn expect- - a.s, She would, in effect, establish ciety. in her direction, and all ears Duke Finishing School for pigs, lean to catch her words. Thesug-- a Her pigs, she promised, would be gestion of a smile, solemn and in- scrutable, plays at her lips and her sprayed with individual atomizers voice is deep and vibrant as she to make them clean, cool, and fly- less. Thus, in addition to milk says: Im going to raise pigs. Again, she may have made the from contented cows, we would announcement in a more dictatorial now have pork from dean, cool and business like fashion, such as: and flyless pigs. Miss Duke is seated before her desk Worthy of repetition is a com- apbut ment a Hillsborough farmer made amid the expensive firmly of her adornments on Doris Dukes plan for patrician study. pointed He said: If she grows hogs pigs. that smell good, they wont be hogs theyll be some other kind pig-raisi- sh0UJd Page can swine. statement We give you the hogs verbatum. Qnk of animal. There is good argument, based on curiosity, for granting Doris Dukes petition and letting her raise her pigs. If she should succeed in completely deodorizing the hogs, it would be interesting to know what other kind of animal they developed into, assuming that the Hillsborough farmer is correct. Doris Duke doesnt happen to he m the county at present, so it was impossible to obtain a statement from her on the matter. However, we did the next best thing and asked a hog for his opinion on Doris Dukes plan to raise patri- - Notice No. 1297 NOTICE OF PETITION FOR LETTERS of ADMINISTRATION In the District Court, Probate Division in and for Davis County, 4 YIAKS OLD State of Utah. In the Matter of the Estate of William Roy Horne, deceased. The petition of Mrs. Dea'ne II. Butterworth praying for the issuance to herself of Letters of Administration in the Estate of Wil liam Roy Horne deceased, has been set for hearing on Wednesday, the 2th day of July, A. D. 19.10, at 10:00 oclock a. m., at the County Court House, in the Court Room of said Court in Farmington, Davis County, Utah. 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