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Show Page THE JOURNAL 10 THE READER'S COURTROOM Safety First Farmer Jones was very proud of his first bank and account, carefully checked each statement he received. When he had accumulated $200, he presented the teller with a withdrawal slip for the entire amount. Why are you closing your account, Mr. Jones?" queried the teller, handing him the money. Have you lost confidence in us? Oh, taint that, 'taint that at all. And 1 aint closing the account. I jest want to count the money to see that its all here." Its as slmplo as this vX 'f with Potto r caps 0 lids classified Ice of of Be Aware Dry Dangers Always By Is BUSINESS WILL BERNARD, LLB. known it Negligence to Throw a Piece that the ice was both faschil- body elses goods on me. But the Foil court held the man liable. The cinating and dangerous to Df Dry Ice into the Street? dren and so should not have left judge said that, whether he was right or wrong in the argument, he it within easy reach. Ice an his out sold stock, Having still had no cause, to threaten the cream vendor tossed a left-ovwith physical violence. woman A man on a party line got mad ?iece of dry ice on the street and leaded for home.' Some children at the operator one day and began When she May You Shoo Pests Over playing nearby picked up the cursing her vigorously. the com- To Your Neighbor's Property? (teaming object and put it In a protested, the man dared A farmer was standing In his bottle. Then, in an experimental pany to cut off his service. Promptthat. cornfield when he spied a swarm mood, they added a little water, ly the company did Just to went man the screwed on the bottle top, and Doubly enraged, o( locusts approaching. To protect the but an court for injunction his property, he managed to shoo before well. shook It wasn't long was the that company the pests away and they settled judge ruled within its rights. Said His Honor: Instead on the neighboring farm. "The telephone company requires the observance of common propriety in use of language, because its operators are refined females. Operators have a right to respect. er 00 & INVPwt Victor" - Model vm'1 M Vending tributor. O. Box OP? I.: 3l r cattil: f5G0 Acres Meadow fr son. Loc. S Sportsmans Fatal, s, Terminal sai V Bid,.; WANTED IN GOOD CONDITION1 nxL1,? CONDIT.ON. ADDRESS BILL HIKES So. Slat St. Ball La. I it J a Storekeeper Liable For Shaking His Fist In a Customer's Face? 1$ A pPcteb S TZuuen litAy Quality steal 1 Resilient heavy no weakening embossing oe Eauge, 2. Extra coating Third coat food acid resistant enamel on gold lacquer, on tin. 3 tatex rings Built-I- n live late rings cushion against Jar rims for high vacuums. I. Easier of I" too-Eiel- u.Ue thread design provides easy and off. wife. However, it didnt fit properly and she decided to return it By an unfortunate mistake, the woman took the garment back to the wrong store and demanded a refund. The merchant was furious. He not only ordered her out of the store but also shook his fist under her nose to emphasize his feelings. Later the woman sued him for assault. The merchant protested: "I had a perfect right to get sore. She was trying to palm off some There they fell to work and ravaged the neighbors corn and potato crops. Afterward the neighbor sued for damages, but the court turned down his claim. The judge said 'the farmer had a right to defend his property against this "common enemy and wasnt responsible for what the enemy did somewhere else! . English Monarch tJOiMinr:: on I. Evan Special Packing No to Packed back separata. prying back. Slid out ready to usa. the expanding gases burst the container, and a small boy was Injured by flying glass. When he sued the vendor for damages, the latter argued: "How could I foresee that children would go to such lengths in playing with a discarded piece of dry ice?" But the court held him liable for the mishap. The judge said the vendor should have man bought a sweater for his Is At Most Good CAPS CUDS 3007 (KMO Has 264 Helpers Days of Strong Arm And Sword Are Gone It used to be that all LONDON ACROSS 1. Millponds 5. Branches of a king needed was a lion's heart and a good sword arm. Things have changed since the Windsor family went into the crown business more than 1,000 years 9. 10. 12. 13. Begot Beetle Smoothing tool 14. To get back ago. To handle the Job today, you have to have a lot of assistants. A new household list has recently been compiled for King George VI, and it shows it takes at least 264 helpers to hold down the monarchy. In fact, its pretty much a Job just keeping up with the assistants, those close to the throne say. These are complicated days in Bucking- 16. 17. As we get older, stress end strata, over exertion, excessive smoking or exposure to cold sometimes slows down kidney (unction. 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Apex SUPK&080: Parts of freight 4. Killed trains 5. Viper 22. Biblical 6. Little brook city 7. Character- 24. Light istic muffins 8. Reasonable' 27. Little girl 9. Roman 29. Measure 39. Finished 41. Persia house god (Chin.) 11. Spreads out 32. June-bu- g in line of 35. Tie again 42. City (S. Fr.) 43. Newt 45. Footlike -- battle 37. 3. Celerity organ Selling Whcit cent 4 Approximately 75 per wheat raised is sold directly, fa balance being kept on the feed and seed. (abbr.) Anxieties Girls nickname 30 Siberian gulf 31 33 Free Pastry desserts 34 Conjunction 36 District In Parity on Stage Five people work full time pre- To Women With Nagging Backache imperfectly (Naut.) King George has 43 doctors (physicians, extra physicians, sergeant surgeons, surgeon apothacaries, occulists, surgeon manipulative surgeons, surgeon dentists, etc.) He has 43 chaplains. He has 13 secretaries and assistants and a treasurer, a comptroller, a vicechamberlain and 14 helpers Just to take care of the royal income. Personal Speak Sesame 20. Run before a wind 19. ham Palace. paring the royal archives and five more control the kings charities. The king keeps an eye on purity on the stage through his chief as sistant, the lord chamberlain. His palaces are under a lord steward and even, in this atomic age he finds it necessary to have a master of the horse. Sovereigns have to be patrons of the arts, so the king needs a poet laureate, a master of the music and an official miner or painter. Messenger Corps He keeps a corps of "messen gers" for communicating with par liament but these are now elderly gentlemen of distinguished service who have honorary titles like a "gentleman usher of the black rod." Then there are the yeomen of the guard and gentlemen at arms, the kings personal bodyguards, his own postmaster for his palaces and his own private palace police force. And, since accidents will hap pen, King George even has his own learning Legitimate LAST you troubled WJjJjj'SjU male functions Ju (tWHt ances? Does this from such times? Then le London 38 A girl at a B? school 40 Gorge 44 Enkham'i about ten days such symptom IrSSStiSnfsi Prevent by estoppel (Law) 46 Fine line of a letter 47 River (Fr.) 48 Region 49. Observes 0, Serf HYDIA E. PINKHAM S f Grada,t: High-Scho- ol CHOOSE YOUR Bank Thief Loses 15 Years SEATTLE Fifteen years in a life have been officially lost by judicial order. Allen Paid Hull, 60, absconded with $8,500 in bank funds from the Tower Savings Bank in 1935. He had been executive Last November he returned, repaid the money, pleaded guilty to grand larceny, and was sentenced to six months in jail without revealing where he had been during the past mans vice-preside- 15 years. nt 'Officially' in a ei:"; The convicted man, anxious to absence a secret, keep his said: "I have established a business. I expect I have 10 years o: productivity left in my lifetime. I! I tell where Ive been, IU. be ruined. For that reason Superior Judge Chester A. Batchelor signed ai order that the usually public rec ords of the parole officer, to whom Hull must report periodically, wil be kept secret. prof11' 15-yea- rs "3SJr' .U J |