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Show LAYTON' JOURNAL, LAYTON, UTAH, THURSDAY, JULY 21, 1949 SKDRIISCOEE DON'T SHOOT FIRST BASEMAN UNLESS . . . 'Back Yard Beach' With Barge Sandbox JOE MAHONEY Childhood Memories Drive Batter Berserk ... YOU WISH TO BE SWITCHED TO THE MINORS : By H. I. PHILLIPS Elmer. You shot a ballplayer and can go Elmer. Goody! Goody! Can I have my gun back? to prison. Doctor. Probably, but we may rc?WER CCWV STUDENT AND golden Elmer. Do they put people in Doctor. I was a southpaw pitch d have to switch you to some other Champion, left nm i rry FO(? er in my college days. glcve prison for shooting ballplayers? for reasons.) PRO BOXING RANKS AND HAS WON clubs some 30 If didnt league! Doctor. they Doctor. Now, then, I want you Elmer. That does it! I most BOUTS N A RCW.HC5 THE FIRST e e would be bumped off In e single WITH A COLLEGE BACKGROUND to relax and let your thoughts run have my gun back . . . Please, afternoon. Now, listen, there must SINCE BOB FW5TO President Truman says there is AND IS A NEW my gun! , , , It rests my freely. HOPEFUL FDR THE HEAVYWEIGHT a psychopathic reason for what no depression. If you are out of be ? psychl-atrlstnerves so! Elmer. Are you a good CROWN. you did. As a child how was your work it is all a red herring. make better and home life, I youd Doctor. Quiet Doctor. Yes, I rever played Im trying to first base in my life. Milton Berle and his former wife, help you out of a very serious jam. it bad. Was there, for Instance ever a Christmas when your folks Joyce Matthews, separated in 1947, spent 5 on your brother for a first were remarried tha other day . . . on $2 you and basemans mitt only The ceremony was disappointing to for a book? us as no Texaco quartette showed Elmer That could have done It. up to sing the wedding march . . . -v was one time on a Berle proIt 1 Doctor. Did your father ever gram where the other performer read the baseball eummaries got equal billing . . . Everything aloud? Did you ever Uve In went off smoothly, Surrogate Bill of In the days Brooklyn back 1&BERT TRENT JONES, A MONTCLAIR, Collins, who presided, refraining those eccentrlo Infields? Wee NJ..GOLF COURSE ARCHITECT, REfrom opening the ritual with Teil baseDESIGNED A anybody In your family a HOLE AT A IOCAL what Im gonna do.' Largest opening COURSE. ya HE WAS GIVEN THE HONOR ball fanatic? DAY CROWD OF THE OF TAKING THE FIRST A Elmer. I had an uncle who used 1949 BIG HAGUE SEASON WAS 53, 4 JS AT DETROIT. to recite that Costello thing en- VANISHING AMERICANISMS: sought the Makers healing touch, titled Whos on First? All I need is work to Doctor. Good. Ill make e note have a good bank steady followed Him down lane and field, account of that In your Infancy were you SPORTUGHT every ailing, seeking one ever chased with a ball bat for not "Well give you one month free doing your homework? Who came to Him was healed. rent during alterations. Elmer. I seem to remember something like that. And I recall Boys Suits! Nothing over 112. O Master, Still today we come: that as a little child I was taught to walk too early. I developed an The great throngs down the earthly roads, Lets live within our income. RICE By GRANTLAND aversion to walks. Doctor. That would explain it if We bear our sorrow and our pain. Tve got 50 dollars; lets go to ATAKING HIS CENTRE college stopped Rodgers by sendyou shot a pitcher. In school did team to Boston to beat Harvard ing 220 pound Roberts at him full We Stoop beneath our heavy loads. s nightclub. wore who a ever teacher have you wasnt the high spot of Uncle Char- tilt on every play. a mask and chest protector? lie Morans amazing career. It was Sherwood-BerllWhen new In Bo McMillin, Uncle Charlie that a kinderI Elmer. No, but had We pray, and often grief is Stilled, another episode in the life of also had one of the best football just musical in New York the opens e who carried cry garten principal the tar from Horse players and one of the smartest sawed-of- f And pain becomes a Strange, paSt thing; bat and insisted he had of the seat seekers may be Give me Liberty or give me Kiss Me Cave, Ky who died a few weeks quarterbacks football has ever sent to ordered been bunt Our loads are lifted, many times ago. to any field. His Praying Colonels Kate." Doctor. In your Immature years I happened to play in the same were sensations as long as Even from our remembering. did you ever play softball? backfield with Moran and on the Roberts and Weaver were Elmer. Yes. I was such a poor Baccalaureate same baseball around and not so bad a few years I never got to first except hitter And these are miracles as great team back at Nash-- f later on. Gentlemen of the classes of 1949: when hit by the pitcher. And I ' ville Military and to I am the going platiscrap to there never got second because As those far ones on sea and land. His Big Day Tennessee Military the old rhetorical pattudes, Ignore a .300 hitter on the team. wasn't in institutes All healing, all release, dear Lord, the I doubt that the Harvard game terns and skip anything resembling Doctor. Now Its all clear. days was Morans big day. This came baloney balonus. If you ever were to get to Comes from Thy hand, Thy unseen hand. of far away and when he was coaching BucknelL second base you knew you It will be a novelty, I am sure, long ago." I cant In those days, regulations were would have to shoot the first to hear a baccalaureate a little difrecall another ath- loose and every coach did the best ferent from the one delivered last baseman . . . The Idea took poswho turned out he could. lete session of you! It became year. I give you these three Charlie told me the story later. more high class words of three and four an urge! , . . You couldnt rein as many He had swept the prairies and the jobs letters which rate paramount im- Grantland Rice fields. sist It! . , . We can explain hills for all the talent he could get portance in the struggle ahead: everything to the court. You In those far off and long ago together, and no coach could do Use your head! are as good as free. a better job along these lines. weighed 180 days, Charlie How did Lafayette beat pounds and he could turn the 100 in slightly better than 10 I asked. you? They proflat. tested 19 of my men, leaving Here are just of the deme only one regular, Moran tails he contributed to sporting hissaid. This went on from game to game. Each opponent would tory: A great half and quarterback protest 10 men, leaving Charlie from Tennessee and Bethel on to with a lone regular. The next to the last game on BuckneUs How do you know that? You the Masillon Tigers in its championSANDERS home had been shoes. MAX schedule happened to be with ship days. of jewels valued at Carrying the shoes he returned cant prove it BY INEZ GERHARD A star football and coach Foster Sanfords powerful to and asked trainer, to. the Firbush if What can havo wont a I "I in study $50,000. The jewels were kept who also mowed his football field shoes. were no came his team, one of the best in is one the that In a they Maxs safe wall behind prove up picture NO WONDER that Ben and made the and other the bandages said country. Among its stars, Firbush. Why? ladder. It rained last night. There Why, yes, is regarded as the out- study, which was located on the his for teams as I recall from a long ago equipment did Where protective on them? was mud mud. Theres Hills you get of floor his your Beverly standing special events reporter in second he was a master at this. was Homer Hazel, an Out of your closet. I fit the shoes day, shoes. The home. footprints radio and television. Starting as an ' A star baseball pitcher and end in 1923 and an searched the closets of all the at the foot of the ladder. Yet there Inspector Ray Beatty was asannouncer, he was switched by catcher. Also an outfielder and infullback In 1924. servants found I till a of no on is of at all mud the the to Leo case. pair the rungs MacDougal, NBC to special events reporting signed fielder He needed. when as lost a game that far got hadnt with on mud shoes tome Rutgers the ladder. If there had been I would a police officer, and climbed to the top of the heap. SL Louis Cardinals. His as the up a was you who comIt soles. good Lafayette year, not been fooled and have beating been who had probably He has covered everything from father played short on the old SL team, 43 to 7. BuckneUs one committed the robbery. some one inside been sure that from summoned presidential Inaugurations to golf man team had lost to LafayYoure crazy. Thats a cock- mitted the theft. Besides you had Louis Browns of Chris Von Der his beat, showed matches, UN sessions to eclipses Ahes 21 to 3, so Moran wrote reign ette, The came robber I checked the best alibi. the with eyed theory. up Inspector Beatty In Brazil, is much sought after as An excellent baseball coach. atthe ladder." man Rutgers, asking that he be with whom you said you the evidence football Whether or aUowed to play his regular his baseball, said down He No, broke tended the movie. discovered. Inspector been had thus Beatty, far that teams were always physically fit. squad. First there was a ladder placed "thats only what you expected us and confessed everything. For many years one of the best "Play anybody you want to, the MacDougal was amazed. Afteragainst a window that opened into to believe. Thats why you put the a second floor hall. This window ladder there and left the window wards he said to Beatty: I didnt umpires that big league baseball Rutgers coach wrote back. Play yourself. open. The robbery was committed know you checked with Firbushs has ever known. had been discovered open. This is a pretty fair roundup. Moran didnt play, but his regtold MacDougal before you placed the ladder friend. When did that happen? Inspector Beatty Charlie had coached at Tenular Bucknell team, playing for It didnt," said Beatty. to summon all the servants. Then there. nessee, Bethel, University of the first time together, beat Ruthe questioned them. They all had A.C. and Nashville, Nashville, gers, 12 to 7. Thats how good a secreSid excuses. Firbush, good LAST WEEK'S Texas M. A. and for five it was. years tary, had spent the night at the PUZZLE to before came he little Centre I had three sets of brothers on ANSWER w.'th a friend. movies Edwards, with a enrollstudent that team: the Wilsbachs, Blais-dell- s college the butler, had read in his room unment of 119 plus Bo McMUlin, Charlie said. and Goodwins, relumed til Mr. and Mrs. Sanders Red Roberts and James (Red) They all played in the backfield. from a party, when he admitted Weaver, three At one time I had young Wakefield. them. 21. Cushion ACROSS Entire It was this unknown team that He was a brother of Vanderbilts It was right after that, that 24. amount 1. Praise Decimal beat the great West Virginia team Hek Wakefield. The one I had was Mrs. Sanders went to the safe 6. Antelopes unit Employs a week before, with Ira Rodthat the greatest football player I ever 26. Dishearten to replace the jewels she had Chinese (Tibet) at fullback, had beaten a good saw, barring nobody. He killed himgers 9. Otherwise silk Sailor worn, and found the others Princeton team, 25 to 0. Moran self. 10. Leather Funeral (slang) gone. BEN GRAUER flask for oil pile Martha Greene, the housekeeper, 11. Metal tag Indehiscent emcee for radio and television had been in her room all evening. 12. fruit Explosion Jug secon was located the shows. Pleasing microphone per- Her room 14. Music note At a Armadillo to By Harold Arnett sonality and the gift of gab have ond floor. She had 10gone down 15. Stitch An distance QjSFIX ITl oclock for helped make him a success, but the the kitchen about 17. Sandarao Estimates East No. Answer Paul most important factor is his pro- a bite to eat and found Viola Mat-sotree Aslan herb the worth of with her there the boy maid, found knowledge of politics, sports, 11. Melody 13. Wayside 40. Egyptian Doctrines Martha had friend. Returning. 13. Trampled hotel Perceive psychology, science, literature dancing girl and seen Ed20. Male sheep 16. 41. Search by the practically everything he needs to passed Edwards room wards sitting by his table, reading. 22. Molybdeear 43. Carried on know. BEATTY dismissed num the body Utter (sym.) practical INSPECTOR 46. Owing 23. Mine and went back to Joking aharp Paulette Goddard says that the study. He examined every inch 19. River (Afr.) entrance 43. Sorrow barks HERE'S AN IDEA THAT COULD MAKS curves are coming back into fa- of it. Then he went into the hall 25. Panted A HIT WITH A SMALL CHILD WHO 23. Long and shion, so far as the girls of the and examined that. He also exIS CONVALESCING- - USE THE BOTTOM tiresome are because window and the ladder the amined country concerned, OF A CARDBOARD BOX FOR A TABLE 30. men like womenly women. Paulette and the ground below the window. Highway TOP BY CUTTING THE SIDES INTO 32. Curve has practiced what she preaches; It had rained a little the night beARCHES SO THE BOX WILL FIT 35. note Music she put on 10 pounds for her role fore and he found some footprints 36. Attempt OVER THE CHILD'S LEGS. THE ENDS as the wayward heroine of Columbeside the ladder. They looked like 33. Before CAN B CUT AMD BENT UPWARD TO bias Anna Lucasta to make the mens footprints. 39. Expression SERVE AS POCKETS Inspector Beatty sought out Sid lady alluring, says she looks and of sorrow FOR TOYS AND BOOKS. feels so well shes going to keep Firbush. He asked the secretary if 42. Am evergreen Max Sanders held business conferthem. tree YOU CAN ADD A ROPE ences in his study. Firbush said 44. Water god -HANDLE TO BOTH ENDS did. he (Babyl) When drama in CBS Green that "The chances IF YOU AND WISH, 45. Marked with are, then, that Lama" series included two femiBRIGHTEN IT WITH to open the occasion had lines hes nine suspects named Susan and 47. Weaken safe when others were presPAINT, IF DESIRED. Leslie only a few of the intimate 49. Ostrich-llk- e ent? friends of writer William Froug bird Its quite likely." u. knew that he was announcing the 50. Poke A PINT ICE CREAM CONTAINER CAI I want as complete a list as you birth of his daughter. Susan Leslie. can make me of all the 51. Fermented 8E CONVERTED INTO A CUTE people liquor youve known to be In the study HOLDER FOR A BALL OF STRING. from rice 100,000 gallons of water and nine during the past month." SKETCH THE FACE WITH INDIA INK, (Jap.) .days work by more than 100 techInspector Beatty left Sid Firbush AND FORM THE EARS BY SUPPING 52 Observes nicians produced the cloudburst making out the list, summoned POULTRY MARKERS INTO HOLES DOWN 2 wrhich menaces Marguerite ChapMacDougal and went down the hall. 1 A story ON OPPOSITE SIDES OF THE CARTON man and little Natalie Wood in He entered one door after the next, from the PUT THE STRING INSIDE, AND FEED ell done on first knocking to make sure the "The Green Promise IT THROUGH A HOLE IN THE LID. past room was empty. Presently he rehuge stage, indoors, et RKO. PUZZLE 8 NO. turned to the hall, bearing a pair of A PSYCHIATRIC EXAM (Wherein Elmer TwitcheU, ing shot a first baseman, is hav- What position piyf did you quea-tione- HEAVY-WEIGH- s. r T v- Miracles-- - easy to build gladdens the hearts of tiny tots and small fry. Its a barge boat that can be used as a wading pool. 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