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Show The Magna Times, Thursday April 17, 1986 (iUO RE FUN THAN... ) being conducted at taxpayers warmer. NOT THE ANSWER Well, there it is. Admittedly not the answer to all the worlds problems but a helpful suggestion Still it leaves more than a few expense. Dont get me wrong, I have nothing against the scientific world and, up to questions to be answered. For this point, have not really cared what example, navels differ and not all they do with their money. But, I think people are fortunate enough to have I have stumbled across something innies. Do outies collect as much lint more important to the future of as innies and, if so, how? Could an mankind than learning how or why outie person sue either his parents or the Tse Tse fly hums a tuneless little his doctor for failing to provide hijn with all the equipment for a normal ditty while mating. SOMETHING HAPPENING and productive life? There is something happening to Also, how about a marketing millions of people in the world every analysis concerning the saleability ot day that may provide the answei to celebrity clothing. What teen-ag- e girl the dwindling natural resources the would not faint at the thought of world is currently facing. While wearing a halter top made from the lint of Tom Sellecks navel. What real science dreams of discovering the man wouldnt appreciate a pair of Bo perpetual motion machine or making Derek socks for Fathers Day. solar energy feasible, there is Perhaps someone would be able to something each of us can do every develop of program for increased day without leaving our homes or navel production much like the even getting out of bed. Try taking a Mittlieder gardening method that meaningful look into your navel. has dramatically increased garden I admit that I havent looked every out-pin under developed countries. day of my life to see if the results are The is are limitless if we same the (this possibilities precisely always will only look to the root of life, the why science should take a look into navel. the matter). However, every day I have checked I find at the end of the day a gob of lint. At first, I thought nothing of it and casually tossed the piece of lint to the side only to find my navel full again the following day. But, then, in a moment of inspiration that must have rivaled the time Newton was hit by a falling apple, I wondered aloud if I was collecting new lint every night or if the lint had built-i- n honing Seniors will be able to sign up for instict and perhaps I was just the Silver Pages Discount Directory over same and the piece removing at selected Safeway Stores on over again day after day. to basement went the and Thursday April 17, and Friday April So, I 18, from 10 am until 2 pm. found an old mayonaise jar with a The Silver Pages is a specialty g lid and set it on the night directory for older adults which lists stand next to my bed. With a small scientific scale we had around the the names, addresses, and telephone house, I began weighing the lint numbers of businesses which provide discounts and special offers to every night and then putting it into individuals 60 and older. It also the jar. describes various services and At the end of two months, I was to seniors by pleased to find nearly three onces of programs provided lint in the jar. After six months of national, regional, and local this, I went back to my latest edition Agencies on Aging. The Silver Savers Passport, an of the Mother Earth News and identification card allows seniors to ordered a spinning wheel. After discounts locally as well as reading the instruction booklet and get nationawide. The directory and card attending a few community school to all persons who are at classes, I was able to spin the lint into are free least 60 years old. yarn. none-theles- s. Seniors may sign up for new directory tight-fittin- Honda Boat Motors 3 Regular rr.oetir.g of ths board of education F1KST REALIZATION MAY BE THAT NAVEL IS ROOT OF LIFE By STEVE DESMOND With the help of a talented friend, the yarn was soon knitted into a nose Every time I pick up the newspaper or turn on the television, I am confronted with news of another study of questionable consequence Page 7 p.m. Introduction 7:05 p.m. Pledge of allegiance 7:10 p.m. Invocation 8:25 p.m. 7:15 p.m. Minutes Approval Minutes of the regular meeting of the Board of Education held April 1, 1986 and the special meeting of the Board of Education held April 3, 1986. 7:20 p.m. Bid Opening Rebid Phase I Fire alarm systems Elementary, Brockbank Junior High and Granger Bid Opening at Woodrow Wilson High School. Bid ll running track and field at Granger High opening-footba- School. Old Business 7:50 p.m. Approval of Article V Policies, Rules and Regulation of the Board of Education. p.m. Recommendation for Board advertising in the Schools. 8:10p.m. Citizen participation time Purchases 1. Purchase of Eight Systems for advanced programs at Each High School $10,872.00 2. Purchase of Hot Water Storage Tank for Cyprus High School Lawn sod for various schools $40,832.00 8:30 p.m. Land transaction Purchase of Property Adjacent to New High school in Hunter. 8:40 p.m. Discussion of graduation requirements for high school students. 8:55 p.m. Report on groups organizes for study of student travel costs and time out of school of 9:10 p.m. Dissemination Materials and presentation of future agenda items 8 Policy on 9:15 p.m. Financial reports Accounts payable, April 15, 1986 9:20 p.m. Adjourn Mormon youth plans concert The annual spring concert of the Mormon Youth Symphony and Chorus will be held on Saturday, April 19, at 8 p.m. in the Tabernacle on Temple Square. No tickets are required for this free concert, but admission is limited to those eight years of age and older. The Mormon Youth Chorus is featured in the first half of the program, singing sacred music from the new hymnbook of The Church of Saints. Jesus Christ of Latter-da- y Accompanied by Tabernacle organist. 1 sing Hark, All Ye Nations! by root and Monch, O, May My Soul With Commune Thee by Wheelwright, Turn Your Hearts by Hatton and Anderson, Let The Holy Spirit Guide by Shaw and Allen, Press Forward, Saints by v. MIS) ZL?8 1st birthday to be celebrated Parents Dan and Kaye Mindar are planning a fun occasion for Katy Beth Mindar on April 18th. The will be surprised with the day filled with birthday greetings. Katys brother Joey who turned four March 27th will be one of those who will wish Katy a Happy Birthday. ld Hn ips-poo- M Others will include grandparents Donald and Phyllis Mindar, West Valley, formerly of Sandwich, Illinois and Keith and Ada Burrell of Magna. Her father works for John Harland he is a supervisor in the printing department. Co., where pooMpeg 400$ oeer D6no(pw Padq 00$S9b S3woh Watkins and Gardner, Our Saviors Love by Gates and Hart (arranged by Robert C. Bowden), Awake and Arise by Green and Curtis, My Redeemer Lives by Durham and Hinckley, Go Forth With Faith by Gardner and From Homes of Saints Gardner, Glad Songs Arise by Richards and Johns (arranged by Jay Welch), and On This Day of Joy and Gladness by LeRoy J. Robertson. After an intermission, the Mormon Youth Symphony will begin the second half of the program with Kcty Betfi Mindsr Danse Des Bouffons by Rimsky-KorsakoThe evenings finale is Tchaikovskys Symphony No. 4 in F minor, op. 36 The Mormon Youth Symphony and Chorus was organized in 1969. It is composed of approximately 400 young musicians between the ages of to the 18 and 30. In addition and albums of record production television specials, the group gives approximately 25 live concerts a year. 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