Show TOO BAD THE usual after election reports are floating about A in that line comes from In indiana dlana we trust the associated dispatch alluded to was perused by the general reader without causing the cold chills to dance a jis jig up and d down Q his spinal column vie tae e electrifying tale is isy the effect elect harrison was one of a rack mack bass fishing party AS if tois was not news enough for one dose the man who supplied the information to the people of the great republic Ee public over the wires states in addition that general harrison magnanimously refused to state which man ot of the party caught most of the string elfish on the ground that the an anglers gl ershad had agreed to pool the result of the their i r sport but the reo orter unearthed the grave secret associated press man with marked fidelity to details and a still stronger for flankey ism was not satisfied with these divulgences he could not wind the thing off off until he informed a wondering w world vo ald that several of the largest of these gleaming black bass on the string were left at gen harrisons residence now why are the people of this great nation worried with earxie anxiety and curiosity to know whether gleaming black bass were baked or tried and whether in finally disposing dispo sine ol of them the general used a only fork if the reporter rhad bad followed the tae ash and carried the dramatic story tg its legitimate conclusion the great american public could probably have died happy do gle give us some more after election idiocy |