| Show OUR CHICAGO LETTER J TWO UTAH butah GENTILE MEN REMEDY FOR FOB ANTI MORMON RABIES SUGGESTED KATZ KATE FIELD FOR FOB GOVER i NOR KOB OP OF UTAH JOSEPH SMITH ON POLITICS UTAH JUDGES PAST AND PRESENT CHICAGO march 28 18 1886 editor deseret news two distinguished gentlemen from utah passed through rough t r this city some few days ago on their way to washington perhaps it would be more correct to say two gentile men lest by classing them with the first an injustice stice might mi be done them and a rank accorded to them which they would not understand well these men soa journea 10 ell abort time and relieved th themselves besof of a great load about utah chimpo chicago can stand any number of these menthe rooms they occupied at the hotel were infected disinfected dis and no danger is apprehended they carried a cupi clous looking box which it if seen in a seaboard sea board city would iolj occasion alarm to ship masters this box contained the most succulent parts of a fatted tatted mormon which are destined to grace the banquet board at waylain washington n city where senators edmunds hoar oa r cm lom logan and a tew few minor worthies worthies are to be dined on their favorite dish short of a real MORMON STEAK win will satisfy the terrible appetite of a true blue mormon eater and the baskin and goodwin did a wise wis thing ething in carrying carrein a choice haunch to t the e I 1 chip capital ita I 1 for in the delectation of the great r t men there one of t these he se is said to be a newspaper man the other a politician out of work both of these men lost a ble job by not calling at one of our time dime museums A utah ah news paper man is above all things what we want to see the kirl girl with big leet feet the woman with the governor murray whiskers and the tattooed man are getting stale but a utah scribe of the gentile carpet bag pattern at is what we hunger for and most we lost a pod good one in him who passed here me the other fellow would not be much ofa of a novelty we have lots othis of his kind however he could play second fiddle to goodwin THE SITUATION IN UTAH it is said is serious the mayor of chicago who understands a little about dirty newspapers and dirtier preachers suggests a remedy for the anti monnon rabies he thinks that vaccination might help the virus could be obtained from one of your our meanest deputy marshals and t by y adopting Past eurs method a process lof of inoculation might be pursued which would prevent or modify the terrible rabies which seem to possess newspaper men officials and missionaries artelin in utah mrs logan says she will have her john operated on now that he is cured of the fitz porter porter monomania As to the others nothing will do any good for them but a banquet off a reil real mormon and goodwin and baskin will supply that carter harrlson harrison says every official from who goes to utah must be vaccinated vaccina ted ces before leaving chicago so many of our illinois citizens BOW in utah are in such a bad way that it if they should return home the consequences might be seri serious oud some of the eastern papers suggest RATE KATE FIELD AS GOVERNOR OF UTAH well there might be worse and besides there are old women now governing acme some of our states the present Ero vernor of illinois a very estl esti mable old lady who ordered her militia to shoot down some polish laborers a year ago is a good executive he or dr rather she showed the knights of labor the necessity of organizing and their present disciplined condition might well be credited to that war veteran the well known mormon eating uncle dick darwin says that communism of property is not a law of nature he demonstrates this by showing that a dog fights for the bone he has unearthed eaf thed and only superior force can get ataway ier away from him he might if he lived today to day la in this country add another illustration by citing the republican officeholder office holder fighting like grim death for his bone see edmunds edmands and logan these terrible dogs holding onto the bone that last chance if the offices ar are gone goad all wont keep their rotten old id party alive cleveland has proved a worthy successor for jackson and jefferson after all and with ahe great democracy of america behind him jay goulds railroad attorney and jack the giant killer will vanish linto into thin tain air of course we must not blame the carpet dogs in office like dogs in an alley obey the natural law they fight for their bone it was indeed fortunate for the cause of bish utah that the chief justice of that territory lifted his voice in the pro murray jollification because his reference to joseph smith uncalled for and inappropriate as it was directs the political student back to the foundation of the religion r elig loii which appears so obnoxious to his honor the great mass of the american people have nothing to do with joseph smith or with his relations to the infinite source 11 in so far as his religion and were concerned and whether godl gedl slept klepi for 1800 years or lor fok it is none of their business outside of religion we can investigate joseph smith hardily happily Har for the modern student he US his left eft a political repp rec pra T ADDRESS TO THE PEOPLE OF THE UNITED STATES dated feb 7 1844 joseph smith distinctly defines his political position and the text proves it to be unassailable he says I 1 in the united states the people are the government and their united voice is the only sovereign that should rule the only power t that hat 8 should hould be obeyed and the only gentlemen in en that should be honored at ho home me or abroad on the land and on the sea wherefore were I 1 the president of the united states by the voices of a virtuous people I 1 would honor the old paths lt h s of t the e venerated fathers of free nl dom e m I 1 would walk in the tracks of toe the illustrious Wust rious patriots who carried the ark of the government upon their shoulders with an eye single to the glory of the people and when that people bepple petitioned to abolish slavery in slave lave states I 1 would use all honorable means to have their prayer granted oud and give liberty to the captive by giving the southern gentleman a reasonable equivalent for his property that the whole nation might be free indeed these words were spoken 42 years ago but they will bear reproduction production rel today to day and they th eyare are the oest best reply which could be given to the suly silly twaddle of that utah justice your utah judge says we have met to approve the acts of a man who came to this territory with a conscience and a courage that had been baptized in the blood of the late war yet yes baptized in the blood of his own countrymen baptized baTti baptized zed in the blood of relatives frien friends E a and fellow religion istel and this is the baptism which is to procure him honor glory emolument and salvation shame on the cannibalism which glories in its filth it is only equaled by wolves in russia or by hogs on the ranches of california READ BEAD JOSEPH SMITH and ask yourself why was not this cannibalism prevented why did we not have a free nation without ma making king dogs of ourselves because we had men like your utah madmen 30 years ago men dead to justice to country to brotherly love dead to everything but a paltry office or a party cry this is why as this must have been THE JUDGE WHO TRIED ABRAHAM for a murder that was never committed and who condemned abraham for putting away a second wife if abraham had put away the wife of his youth I 1 and adopted the selection system sanctioned by utah judges then indeed it might be said that abraham was as a bad man the old story about the beggar on horseback riding to perdition is certainly true hagar was promoted to an place in a sacred household but true to the instincts of her class she abused it and as she had no utah judge to back her she suffered the consequences it is the same way without with our modern judges and governors at first they were vagrants and tramps now they are in a such as hagar Hag arwas was in but they are riding to perdition veritably be beggars 9 on horseback in our city judge drummond went out to sandbag sand bag for whiskey money but he saw some postage stamps on a mailbox mail mall box and he appropriated them the policeman charged him with sand ba bagging in b but t bithe charge would not hafg ake abraham hold like abraham the intention was there but the act it was which came within the law jud judge jude e drummond was once a utah tadge judge and a savory one too some of your deputy marshals ought to shake with him JUNIUS |
