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Show n The SaU Trihmw. ThfrvS ! r 5, i9J4 A Srenj 21 Vir (;.! Buis Error F ar From Unioue A f X PK XTXX Pubbshors-Hal- l seiutor, congressman Syndicate chaw, quarter, tar. cally excommunicate Secretary of Ag rioulture Earl Butz for telling that . , atrocious dialect joke, let me make n two suggestions: First, 1 propose that every public 1 4 of vial heaul cluck J to indignantly Butzs so- over t blooper take a 'r i X V fraiim ( world iuv 1au to Ik uiriiilxr though it may come as a shock to such innocents, the truth is that bad dialect jokes pivot it the Pope, as wcn. as other spiritual and secular leaders, have lx- 'U passed alung by bad po!ib Ians in this town for too lung a tune to remember. Lrmget, for example, than those bad dialect jokes about C.olda Meir, or Queen Elizabeth and Prim e Philip. Or wen those interminable atrocities in volvmg the rabbi, the priest and the preacher on a raft, all d,3uo variations V. But , tr. Gold never been guilty of privately and off tae record" te.hng 3 joke or making a lemaik that might be considered derogatory of any ethnic or racial group, Second, that every Washington x!i :cal reporter who filed copy on Bni's blooper take an oath that whenever ho, 'she has heard a cabinet member, xVV ? - aspersion demeaned the spiritual leader kathodes throughout tlie of millions oi ilYJ lemn oath that he, 'she has never, jjt-i.to- f - Itrhiridc I Several government agencies and the boat Air Force are trying to New determine what to do with this weed It isn t e.is to get WASHINGTON killer" that went to war until protesting nd of a used war American scientists, exposed the lethal One small but volaale sy mbol of this and moral dangers. truth exists on a missile-ringeisland m In 18 this leftover herbicide cost the mid Pacific, another at a military $17 million, if refoi mulated for agriculbase in Mississippi, where dnni contural and oher purposes, it vame could taining 2 3 million gallons of Orange lie $.1 million Dow Chemical and otner Herbicide are stored, rusting and occa manufacturers are not interested m sionaily leaking. Tins is the deadly it back. Pentagon sources say chemical that defoliated forests and buying that these companies do not w ant to glut destroyed ncefields and remains a risk their commercial markets to human beings At least two private groups o! enterprising businessmen have sought permission to sell the heibindc in South Dr. T. ui.Dtll 'll America. But the State Department, which places Orange in the same category as munitions liecau-- e it is a chemical agent adaptable for military purposes, smells danger in any international UansacHons. Private Companies The fear was voiced that private companies here would sell the herbicide I've to dictator-rucountries where, instead J T a New VoikT, writes been hearing and reading about the of using it merely to clear rangelands surgical treatment of obesity. I thought and roadways, it could lie spewed I knew what th( letnam-stylagainst aioas controlled operation involved, but find I was by political opponents portent wrong The Air Force is about to advance a final solution" to the costly problem of "Before someone actually expdisposition. It tJts toward total destruction since the Env ironniental Protection lained surgery for Agency is not expected to allow regist obesity, I thought ration - a necessary step before the doctor just cut of a ot f the bay window marketing here or abroad chemical containing genetically harmand. perhaps, Jr ful compounds some of the excess jP fat on the arms, The Air Force wants to incinerate Dr. Van Dellen legs and under the the 2.3 million gallons on board a ch'n Supposedly surgeons remove specially designed ship in the open some of the intestine to prevent food tropical ocean west of Johnston Island from being absorbed Who is eligible for The hope is that no major typhoon this type of surgery?" occurs before then that might spill the Tins procedure is advised deadly herbicide into the environment. and what to do While the herbicide only for adults when grotesque obesity is one of the awk.vard is a threat to life and when all other about it .istliodo of treatment hvr failed d.b-- i n.tif.ia iif Ylclllaiil, It V I'Vl s as ik You are wrong about removing a grisly remuidor that the Amenean - cuiii.ecticr. with the civil war? m part of the intestine. .Actually, bypasdone be without of can this sui gery type removing any part of the intestine Think of the small intestine as a winding river with many loops In bypass By Theodore surgery, one of the loops is blocked off m passed) by connecting the liver af the Commas. Many questions arise con oase of the loop This is done witn the the use ol commas hut lets coming 17 20 to a!i inches but intestines so that confine ourselves to two posed by Don ol the small bowel is bypassed Louis of Philadelphia His first has to do One end ot the hy passed part is loit tlm punctuation of adjectives with open .o that sirtetions can dram out. a noun and the example he preceding food does a Since it is blind passageway, about is "a small honest umnten-tumasks not enter through this detached loop The test for inserting nus'ake (iui mg digestion commas is whether the adioctives are Several Ways to Operate eooulinate m meaning, more seeifk alto do the ly whether I here arc seveial way you could insert an and m which a between them. In this instance you operation, including one could and so the proper punctuation large pait of the stomach is bypassed Since nothing is removed, the part can would to a small, honest, unintentional he reattached if necessary In most mistake. On the other hand, if one of is needed. the adjectives foims a compound with instances, no roast beef," for example Tlide are some complications that the noun von wouldn't put a comma alter a he victim may develop Some whohave had this kind of surgery develop liver preceding ad )ocm e You wouldn't w rite " vou would make it problems, diarrhea or doticienev slates "cold roast leef " The second question But cold roast tool ertain minerals are not absorbed' with most massive!., obese patients the lonierns whither you write, "My son ' is apeiulion is successful and they do lose John is handsome' or, My son John makes first The handsome version weight I. Too Heavy? Snip, Snip n e 1 last-reso- American fliers could tmd themselves as m embattled indirectly engaged Cambodia There, targets have lieen recom mended on the basis of American reconnaissance. Congressional sources disclose that this year 4,000 flights have meant extra compensation for hostile fire payments to Americans The Cambodian regime is sustained by about $16 million a day in military and economic aid from the United States There have been noncombat air drops hy American cargo planes to Cambodian troops, stretching the meaning of the phrase military assistance and humanitarian acts. And so the spoor of Nam leads from Washington across uie Pacific to an island bird sanctuary to the old war zones. At this rate of disengagement, the visible force deterrent" could last as long as n has, so far, in Ko-e- a almost a quarter of a century. tuna and the gov eraments under siege is far from concluded. Nearly two years after the Pans Inch agreement ending the formal shooting war, the fundamental question of continued American military and political support of the Saigon government remains. There are still close to a quarter of a million Amenean servicemen m the east Asia and Pacific areas, though the numbers are going down because ol congressional cutbacks that emphasize reconstruction rather than Related Aid The Pentagon's request for military and related aid to South Vietnam. Cambodia and Laos in fiscal 1975 is based on the premise that we will continue to maintain sufficient U S forces in the region to permit us to meet our commitments. The familiar phrases from the early Nineteen Seventies remain Sufficiently, m the words of the Secretary of I Vf en.se, covers visible support for our allies, a credihie deterrent to those who might risk new hostilities, and a general umbrella under w hich our allies can pursue negotiations and internal development " This means that a standing, or more accurately, a standby Amenean military force is needed for Southeast Asia. There are now three tactical fighter wings at various bases in the Pacific; B32s on Guam and in Thailand and tactical fighter squadrons at four bases in Thailand ; three carrier task forces in the western Pacific, and civilian contractors to help keep the Thieu gov eminent airborne in South Vietnam. Watch Movements Although the Pentagon 'is loath to discuss its "rules of engagement or its recce (reconnaissance) flights, tire Air Force is watching movements of North Vietnamese forces. The Ho Chi Mint Tiail has been built into a highway that sui faced, looks like early Jersey Turnpike. If the open-ende- d - ' - ' al 1 Neither vulnerable North 1 ab-m- i ft 2 W (i LAS LS I I K (J 3 7 3 I 3 5 (J J 10 9 J 1053 4 J 942 Sui ae K 9 ti 2 K3 108 ,J I 7 this 642 86 84 I o 7 5 he kidding North Fast M Pass Pass Pass 3 ();' mrg lean-Mhc: ev enlv I South ! 'S est Pass Pass 1 ,un (le.il North was d lutle light for hi. three trump opennur h.d in Iheorv. it shows 25 27 points However, hr did hold of . CvW lhe hyh i.i'ds are rl. Villen he' wien his a 1 q'K-- i ol n trick E.t t dm the t si he cou d hy h an mg arother heart, declarer a r..ff a contract oihir than spades, si he mri'i'cd o lie ,naor suit ga.Tic Non jiving Wa m, m ana 13 Loyal Ians of our atma tr"er, the school that doesnt pay its players, don't wave t'tonr fingers at the camera. Its hard to hold up enough to indicate, We're 437th. ! D 1 I i . V I 'J- - jitASdr- - to i0 STYll I rtP., in. Vaiue .. r slid' South carefully discarded a d. amend from his hand and ruffed in dummy. After cashing the aces of spades and d...rr,onds, declarer came to hand with a low di.uroni ruff and led j- 15 1 a i . j evenlo PAITY- iki 'sttak ham-- PLASTIS j rifC-- j Albrto Balsam CUNUillOrilK Cockmara Be p 65 0z 11 in rtLizsH 'S k 87c fc Va'ne J f I 6 Body, Extra Sa?9t E3t BcSie x " CAPLETS Pac'rtjie of 30 LkGfiX I a Pi J1CV:,.s t f iL Rip'sf, MIDOL s.1U Vaitt La ,4 1 ... 0 uZ. 43c -- ttA 9 h De of gave him an e!-finding West with the jack-r.m- e ot clubs as well as be king. If the eight lost to the nine or jack, declarer could later finesse West for the kmtr. However, West follow i ii wi.ii me nine, covered by damme 's qu len and taken hy Easts king. Cast cashed the queen ot pades and exited uun the king of diamonds. H Gol. six declarer intended inserting dummy's eight. This play clu cr ri''cc', It d the ten i f rb.bs and a", it rale. When tins h hi, hi w as home ard & No Nonsense e . Jed 06 V Oz, VCHU -- p OINTMENT EoC3yGI - P 1 I )tt V z- festal 7,. d & M'9s?vp"rTi-S- nscented, SI .09 1 a Regular, or Greolets,Keg club. Had West followed low SPRAY h,AA,4.d frmi Tub vs aiiV 'h cunco can $1.98 value ffj he was position No suits.' four in endplaved matter w hat he rcturm d, he had to t si nt d" hirer n h a d and honest, Congressman Sludgepump says tie supposes the combination is possible. v it is essentially parenthetical and indicates that you hav e just the one son and his name is John The second version that is, it makes John" restrictive defines the son you art thinking about and indicates you have more than one son Word oddities. The origin of two wurds stirs the curiosity of Mrs Edward H Ten Broetk of Malvern, Pa The hrst is chancel. In a church the chancel is a section around the altar reserved for the clergy It is usually separated from the rest of the church by a railing or lattice and chancel comes from the Latin eancellL meaning lattice or radings The second word is nave. It relers to another par of a r.uidi the section between the side aides and it w as often likened to a ship. lienee it w as called in Latin navis, meaning ship Obviously the word navy is also related to that Lntui forefather hearts, won by riummvN k.rg there were linesscs available in three suits, I vt only i r.e i uiry tu the South hand. Declare used it to bet advantage After cashand ing the ace of hearts rufbng a hi art to get to his hand, he led a trump to the r.me. Fsi won the bine, but louml h'lnsc'.f m a m"s' 1 When a colleague is described as well-like- SPRAY NT AMTI-PERSPIRA- "John" w hat is tei med nonrestnetive contract. four aces, which should I. p grade his hand point South s hand Was Ussiiss as The penurious object when politicians give themselves a raise. But it's not as though they could to retrained for a useful trade. tiHm 'I. Bernstein is not a sh.oi try Had Souih been interested in Inciter thincs, he would have lo make some bid other than signing off m a game iui the The superannuated friend says he often feel his age until he gets a reminder of the type that, for example, he is older than Oklahoma. doesnt HAI& lhal this West Woman is not only equal o man but way ahead of lum m the ownership of wealth and talking on the telephone. , "V 7' Goren and Omar Sharif hand and dummy, dtclarer usually will not have to nes of worry However, 4 the preponderance of (lower is concentrated in one hand, entries to the weaker han.l are often ss scarce i.s hens leoth. W hen that is the .me declarer musi utilize what h as IHITj. 5 So fj u J ic io is v as pessilili . OI, serve .Souths technioue on dt .ils. Q 7 Q H H - S (joicn on Todays Bridge Hand ByC , fT nwsinn 1'llciiOMVi ,..J I ci Food is that wonderful commodity th,.f nolxxiy makes any money oft o), but nobody can afford. T Df 1 W right Senator Soapcr mn (Copyright) Bernstein on Words Ah (I opv Thus, Lhe Va'ican spokesman who shrugged off the Butz joke as (xior taste, h m.iHei Inst left In die for want ot attention, had in my opinion the right perspective on tm incident, lai in furt., than that of our own occrreae tive While House. Comes as No Surprise It comes as no surprise that a should president running for want his secretary of agriculture to make amends for any efiense he may have given a suable bloc of voters. But the Fold Wliite Houses gi amlstaiiuuig on the issue left the impression that Karl Butz. rather than meiely indulging in tasteless wit, had instead told a college a whence that Papists controlled the country's banks and newspapers. Bad as the Butz blooper was, did it it1 really deserve all the attention Not if Butz is judged by the standards of his peers. Indeed, does anyone seriously believe tnat Gerald Ford was able lo of backstopsurvive a quarter-centur- y ping bonhomie on Capitol Pall without indulging or exchanguig a few bad dialect jckes himself But this town, you see, reeks of multistandard hypocrisy when it comes to such incidents. Bad jokes and i, Herbert Mil gang York Times Servile A J joke-teilin- thereof Residue of Used War Slill Remains lo Haunt Us By oifeiisive remarks about Italians, Jews, blacks, Poles, Arabs, IiLh Latins 4, go for a dime a drt,en, even by today's inflated standards, in the tonidors uf Washington power and sot ml acceptability Shrieks of Indignation Then, once every few years, along comes some poor Klutz, or Butz, to put !us loot in rus mouth before the w rung audience. And tne air is filled with shrieks of righteous, if selective, political aria e.ia,.n: iiiaignaf.ui;. Ye' to say all this isn't to excuse Furl Butz for a mucous political offense It's only to fe.cus accurately on the nature of his oHonse: nut that the mail told a dialect joke atout the Pope, bill rather, that he had the poor judgment to think that, with the exception of Elhoi Richardson, any cabinet officer appointed by Richard Nixon could kick his verbal shoes off m a room lull of newsmen or otherwise newsworthy public official tell such a a remark, the joke, or nuke incident was dutifully repoited to the public Of course (nere are those who muh nisi a that the recent Butz story telling incident falls into a different category since the secretary of agnuiltures Before we hang, father and pohti WASHINGTON L. J 227 vd 7 Z7J . tr. T.CZ- wiWlf J fj I 5t |
