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Show The Salt Lake Tribune, Tuesday, September 5, 1972 1. Rowan Carl 'Law and Order Crowds Read A ASHING Judeo-Chnstia- gift the . ion fund had nothing to di with me hasty grant of a . Minnesota ew n charter bank donor, to the Dwayne ndreas the eviden- big favors for big money keep piling up in this administration to the point that only a fool would give anyone the benefit of doubt. I call your attention again to that remarkable, almost incredible, revelation Meet the Piess two weeks ago on by Clark MacGregor, the former Minnesota congressman who now heads Mr Nixon's campaign. MacGregor said the lawver for a generous Democratic donor had awakened t turn at midnight to plead with him not to reveal his clients name faith" with people like this Keeping donor was MacGiegor's justification for not revealing those who gave $10 million to the Nixon campaign through some sleay maneuvering just in tune to evade ! half-pas- Was reporting law Fear Embarrassment Andreas's lawver who it Y.ov-- Left to Hope niencans are left onlv to hope that Meindienst - going order a vigorous investigation winch open- - die wav to indictment and possible imprisonment of high officials in that Committee to the President To suggest that tms is likely is really to insult the intelligence of the people. tele- nancial footsie with the enemy, ndreas is smart enough to know his competitors for that bank charter would surely smell a rat if they learned he had handed over in cash to the administration $25,000 which would decide on the charter It is mure than any sare American can swallow Vet, Stans offers the country only evasive talk in which he tries to discredit a damning report by the General Account- - If it wasnt Andreass lawyer who telephoned MacGregor with that desperate plea for secrecy, then it means someone else among the givers of that secret $10 million has as much or more to hide than .Vndreas. And that deepens the pall of contemptible shu.ne that lies about this fund, part of which former Commerce Maurice Stans funneled Secretary through Mexico so as to disguise it am! hide the name of the donors. Soaper Says It is alleged that the Defense Department has made a dozen movies on how to brush your teeth. Its because of the fairness doctrine. Once you endorse the technique, the other methods demand equal time. If the Andreas case stood alone, one could be accused of crass politicking for Chess is the and a set will able until the tired of dusting suggesting there is a genuine scandal here. But there are even worse cases of this administrations ladling out huge favors for campaign contributions ITT Affair prestige game rigl t now be arrayed on the coffee lady of the house gets it The modern political style is for the candidate to emphasize that he listens to the people. But its hard to see how you could assemble much of a crowd lust to watch a man listen The ITT affair, involving a donation of $200,000 to the cost of the Republican convention (if held in San Diego) at the T. R. Van Delicti Women Must Play a Major Role In Having, Caring for Children During pregnanwant them advantage obstetrical advances available. Of imporequal tance is that they accept the major L&sX&aJt a Dr. Van Dellen responsibility in the care of their chil- dren from birth to adolescence Entitled to Rights Women are entitled to their rights, but once they choose to marry and bear children, they should not shirk the duties that follow their decision. The best time for the woman to start a family is when she is young enough physically and old enough emotionally cd at puberty, Physical maturity is ach but a few yeans must elapse before emo- - Or perhaps we have a situation where political partisanship overrides any concern for governmental ethics. It is as millions of Americans were though Saying: "I never asked for honesty. MI I asked was that my brand of crooks be in control for a while " North- ' ulnerable. Fou;h - South deals NORTH A Q tn 4 3 A Ift i AflJtJ u f.s r A A .1 9 2 J J 3 2 0 EAST Get the Godfather (Alias Tight Lips) Out of White House WAiHINGTON The man on the television. screen looked like a Brooklyn gangster coming in to be questioned by the D A. The same the same concealing sunglasses, Ihe Howard Hughes loan to Tight Lips' brother, or Harry Dent, special counsel to the President, sending out letters on White House stationery to help his brother sell houses in his real estate business. d snap-brimme- straw hat with the plaid hat band and the same hands over the cupped face so the cameramen couldnt get a recognizable shot. was Who Of course, back m those days there wasn't so much to talk about. There were scandals enough then, but whats gone on under Nixon is not to be believed. Eorget the minor stutf. forget the old stuff, like this mobster? A hood suspected of leaving dead bodies in the back of an abandoned car? A juice man from the docks, a loan shark, a pimp, a soldier in the army of the Mafiosi? No. None of it. The gentleman being pursued across the screen of the nightly network news shows was one E. Howard Hunt Jr., an agent and more recently a ex-CI- White House consultant, if you would believe it. On the day of his photographic Right he had been called in to answer questions as to what part he may have played in the burglarizing of the Democratic National Committees office by fn e men on the Republican payroll. In the grand tradition of A1 (Scarface) Capone. Jake (Greasy Thumb) Guzik, and Roger (The Terrible) Touhy, E. Howard (The Spook) Hunt Jr. wasn't talking. The White House mob had decided to tough it out with silence. Only the mob's mouthpiece, Richard (the ITT Kid) Kleindienst, is singing and his song is that he's going to investigate the matter and let us know bye and bye. Look at what we've had recently: The dairy industry getting shaken down for contributions ir return for campaign which milk price supports are raised; a Minnesota businessman kicking in $25 grand to the campaign fund and being issued an enormously expeditiously valuable federal bank charter; an assistant secretary of agriculture negotiating credits so that the Russians can buy farm commodities, and then quitting his job to take another one with a grain company which then cashes in on the credit arrangements to make the sale, hundreds of thousands of dollars slipped mto blind Mexican bank accounts and then filtered back into the pockets of the mob Money from Corporations This dough didn't come from the widows of American servicemen trying to bribe their way into Arlington National Cemetery to bury their fallen husbands It came from large corporations. Should y ou have forgotten why it pays a big corporation to slip this money under the table, Ohio Congressman Charles Vanik Dick A 7 A 801 6 5 1 H A A K 8 . 9 7 6 5 1 K 2 10 8 fi 9 4 2 fi 5 8 7 5 K J 10 S3 The bidding: . When South freely bid two North flashed a slam signal by cue bidding in Easts suit to show the ace of hearts Souths rebid of three spades d '.signaled that be had star.ed with two live card suns Holding foul trumps a singleton club and belli red controls. North was now determined to try for shm and he checked for spades. Opening lead' Deuce of Today's hand produced a 'tandoff when it was dealt wiring the qualifying round much between the eventual renowned winners lUilv s . - I runners-up- me United States. North and South reached a six spade contract at both tables that could have been defeated with a diamond lead The bidding is presented at the table uhere Ita! held cards. The the North-Soutreopening bid and initial both same at the was sponse tables Tne American play- . J i.wvtv er. ocuttu of two hearts jump overcall which, in their methods, designated a hand of opening hid strength including distributional values Y i a uiaAt cards in the mum of three red suits. If he has only two, it is unlikely that the contract can be defeated. Similarly, if he has two hearts and one diamond, it probably docs not matter which suit West opens, for East's, king of diamonds can be ruffed out directly to establish a discard if North has the queer, of diamonds In the event that South's red suit holding consists of one heart and two diamonds, then the diamond lead may be essential while East re ) . l!v Tins (lore M He: Bernstein ' is a slight paraphrase of a real-lilread "will not only lose. then the natu-- ' CT.iiieous sentence' Some ral question is. what else will he do"1 And-thDemo ratio politicians think McGovern rest of the sentence properly answers will lev not only the presidential electhat one the Democratic tion, but also hurt Theres nothing tricky about it If a party." After reading that he will lose nol only the presidential election." anynoun follows the not only, a noun should one would be justified in thinking, what follow the but also: if a verb follows the else will he lose?. 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The heart was won in (iuiuili , u Uiilpo vveic uiawfi in three rounds and the ace of was dislodged. When South regained the lead, he cashed four rounds of clubs, discarding diamonds from dummy. This enabled him to ruff out his small diamond and thereoy restrict his loss on the deal to one dub trick. With a opering. South is obliged to take a first round finesse of the queen as his only chance to make the nund When this fails, East must still score with the ace of clubs to defeat the slum. ol these scandals, special deal and peculiar privileges can be explained by such nice pussy terms as conflict of interest, bad judgment, influence, pressure groups pushing m a pluralist society, and so it all may be in this era of the New Politics. Well the old politics had a word for it too, and the word is graft. There was honest graft and dishonest graft, legal graft and illegal graft, but it all meant paying for what you weren't entitled to, and if Tight Lips doesn't start explaining it soon, McGoverns got him-- self a new slogan: Get The Godfather Out of the White House Bernstein on Words E'LL PROVE THEM IS & in line with the top boss poliLips) Nixon took the (Tight BE OUR LIVING that . M same tack in 1958 when it was discovered that President Eisenhower's chief of staff, Sherman Adams, had used his influence with ftderal regulatory agencies on behalf of a Boston manufacturer from whom le d accepted $3,000 in hotel acan Oriental rug and a commodations. vicuna coat. In those days of more genteel burglary a numbir of Republican biggies had said they thought propriety and politics would best be served If Mr. Warns quit. Not Nixon. Tight Lips t lit tied u:i the peop.e ws Ms own party who were arguing for at least the appearance of honesty, by saying, "Tlie trouble with Republicans is i hat when they get mto trouble they start acting like a bunch of aces by using Blackwood. When South showed an ace. North persisted to six spades. If East had taken the opportunity to double at this point, it would have been a lead directing action requesting his partner to open the dummys first bid side suit in this case diamonds. East is aware from the auc- - million today aiumnt for bvs.s than 2 percent of Ml industrial sales In 1970, the lareest industrial corporal ions accounted for (25 4 percent of all industrial sales (and) 7.5 8 peieent of all industrial profits Vanik's researchers show the smaller the corporation the larger the tax it pays Thus while small companies were averaging about 37 percent in effective taxes, the top lOfl were paying about 24 percent, a drop of 2 5 percent since Nixon took office. It is this competitive advantage. Vanik concludes, that allows outfits like ITT to have the cash to finance their conglomerate expansion. The effects of this expansion are such that he writes, One hundred and eighty-eigh- t thousand industrial firms with assets under $10 nwnuMTMift Sherman Adams Recalled cy. has been reseaielimg the effective tux of then pay Last year lor ITT it was 4 4 percent, 3 2 percent for Texaco. 12 percent for Not folk and Western Railway , 3 3 percent for Consolidated Edison, and is. 6 percent for Cmor Carbide, a figure still far below what millions of families must fork over rates some old-tim- e Goren h A 7 K Blue Team and the C. H. ip Nicholas ion Holfman Goren on Todays Bridge Hand B f spi ler nutrition m childhood and adolescence leads to better health during the reproductive years. In general, women are healthier than men. Death rates at all ages are lower in the female and life expectancy at least five years longer. cannibals. Perhaps the fair sex has a better constiThe prohibition against the eating of tution or pays more attention to health care. Republican flesh isn't the only difference between this mob and past administraContraceptive measures are available tions. Adams had to go before a congresfor the woman who wants to avoid pregsional committee to testify about what he or the of limit her size family. nancy had done. In the preceding administratThose who are concerned about the safeion, when Harry Truman's military aide. of of all facets life Pill the that ty forget involve risk. In fact, far greater risks Major General Harry Vaughan, was attend driving an automobile or smoking caught accepting seven food freezers heavily. Furthermore, the risk from pveg from a cheapie Washington deal fixer, nancy is four times greater than that of Vaughan also had to go up on the Hill and talk. taking the pill Bt a On the other hand, there is pathetically little public outcry It is as though the people have become mured to corruption, considering it the new American way of life, as it long has been in some Asian lands This is tional maturity is acquired The ages between 18 aud 20 are Meal for having the first tabv The increasing incidence of pregnancies in girls younger than 18 has many potential physical, emotional and economical disadvantages. These problems are compounded when the girl is not married. Better Nutrition. Women make up more than half of our population. Despite their push for equality and liberation, their ability to sets have babies them apart from the male. -- i.- fund-rais- Imagine Stans claiming no knowledge of hmv $114,000 from his slush fund is sent, no knowledge of the criminal activities it financed? v dis- Slush Fund 1 Surely Andreas had MacGregor? cy, we to lake of all i Then tlmre was the matter of dairy price supports Through various channels, the daily people pumped at lea-- t $320,000 into the fund to Mr. Nixon m 1071 after a White House meeting Suddenlv the of griculture Clifford Hardin did a and fhpflt-decreed a hike in pnee supports worth at least $400 million a vear to the dairy industry It would take more space than this column ever could gel to go through all the other instances (for example, the bribe offer of a $50,000 to $100,000 campaign contribution tq Atty. Gen Richard G. Klemdienst which he didn't recognize as a bribe offer until he learned the FBI was eavesdropping on the office of the indicted man who offered tne bribe of big money buying the big coverup in this administration. But it ought 'to be manifestly clear to the public by now that this sanctimonious law and order crowd is about as lawless, m its white shirt way, as any group in the land Secret enough reasons to fear embarrassment Here was the friend and No ! supporter of Sen Hubert II. Humphrey, playing fi- Dr. i. mg Office. The White Hume offers dainful silence as if to say, When you've got the election wrapped up. you dont have to ans ver for any sms " for the Imagine the No. President of the United States with a secret slush fund of at least $350,000 in his personal safe. At least $114,000 from that fund winds up in the Miami bank account of a man arrested with, and believed to be the leader of. a team of burglars bugging Democratic party headquarters the new campaign phoned JLa s same time the Justice Department was dropping court action to block ITT mergers, has faded from tne headlines But the stench lmgtrs on e But ces of 5 TON it would bt in the sfint of charm to give e ers one the benefit of doubt and 'sav that a secret SJ5.000 tc 1 T - t- JUST A FEW SHORT WEEKS! Li |