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Show Insurance Plan Sign on Office Lee a Tax Adviser? lab gmit Vv Agency Aide Eyes Policy - v 4No-Fau- It s Prank TV Today, Regional, Section H Local News Section B Page One Dan Nothing Serious DREAM GIRL: Only one out cf every 100,000 girls has a perfect figure. Or so the experts say. 1 h s means there are only two j or three females in 1 i :: , the entire Salt Lake City metro-- ; politan area with perfect figures... And only five in the entire state of Utah. And I By Max B. Knudson dont know one of them. Dan Valentine Sc. I can hear a girl know if does how ask, ladies you 100 she has a truly percent perfect fig- ure? Keie are the qualifications, or so experts say: TO BE A PERFECT dream girl, she should stand 5 feet 6 inches tall, weigh 122 pounds, have a bust measurement of waist . . . and 35 35 inches, and a inches around the hips. Only one in 100,000 Americam females has these dream figures. Run and get the tape measure and see if youre one of the lucky ones. If you are, give me a ring at the office Monday morning. Well, thats the American dream girl as far as the physical figure is concerned. all , But how about, the perfect female around? Fraction Joke on Youre driving north on State Street 7:45 a.m. on a blah Monday to your usual parking lot two blocks from the office where you work. The light at 4th South is green but as you ener the intersection another car westbound on 4th South comes sailing through and nails you broadside. It's no longer blah Monday; your car 4pi at yr &I I' 1 'XTW!.- - te J VP is wrecked and and you find yourself in an ambulance heading for the hospital. At the hospital officials admit you and when your friends and relatives call theyre told youre in good condition. But somehow that doesnt make your broken arm, cut and bruised face and the rest of your minor injuries hurt any less. ' St v I: Other Guy Has to Fay? tf world . . . And an English complexion. English girls are supposed to have the best looking skin in the world. Of course, the best female nose in the world is a Grecian nose ... And Argentine shoulders. For some reason or other, the shoulders of the women who lives in Argentina are supposed to be the prettiest female shoulders in the entire world. IVE BEEN to Argentina, NEVER nd Ive never seen an Argentine female shoulder. But Im willing to take the experts word on it . . . The best girl necks in the world, so the experts in female beauty say, are on the girls of Thailand. ... o 'M; And the women of given credit for having male hands in the world get these pretty hands purchased after two terms as gover; . nor. His puttering leads him into woodworking at times. I can pretty well fix my own car. When things like the dishwasher go on the hummer, I fix them. And sometimes I just sleep in, ' Ill lend my name, but thats all, Mr. Lee said. I dont intend to put any time or money into it. Mayor Lee and his wife, Margaret, marked their 43rd wedding anniversary Wednesday with a ride with some he said. Washington Running Everything friends and dinner. Although spending many mornings at his office, he has most afternoons free to relax. He describes himself as a Thus he tends to many plumbing or electrical eccentricities fn the Lees home ' Mayor Lee is still quick to comment: The city government could just as well be abolished because the federal government is running everything from Washington. Government con- trols only lead to dealing under the,, table and encourage citizens to be liars, cheats and thieves. By Douglas L. The Utah Democratic chairman said Saturday the state party is prepared to carry out the widely touted national reforms in selecting delegates to this years national convention. Some of the changes appear largely cosmetic as far as state conformance to nationally adopted requirements. Weve formalized in writing what we have been explained John H. doing in practice, Klas, state chairman. However, in three major areas the state central committee has taken action to meet national party requirements for seating of delegates at the July 10 convention in Miami Beach: 75 Ceilings for Colleges Irresponsible, UEA Official Claims h, St. George, already has gotiations for next year. - In his statement; The board also ruled that there would be no exceptions to the rule, even though the faculty association of Dixie College, lje fait n salary UEA official explained that the board shouldnt have handed down its edict without being willing to study meticulously the financial situation at every one of Utahs nine institutions of higher education and then negotiating with each fac- ulty. It would be virtually impossible, Mr. McCarty continued, for the board to accomplish that task well. Negotiate at Schools He called upon the state board to reverse its action and leave contract negotiations to local faculties, their adminis-- 1 tration and their institutional councils without limitations ir posed by the state board. Mr. McCarty added that his position al tribune Switzerland the prettiest fe(I suppose they working on the new approach to the current history of our Intermountain West is created in these big bonus sections. Packed with interesting facts and information, theyll be a handy reference guide for the year to come. A to been are supposed women Australian have the Dosoms. g Ive there, and Ill say it is so. The New land bosoms arent bad, either. Zea- CHINESE WOMEN are supposed to have the most beautiful ears of all the women in the world. (1 11 have to ask the President about this when he gets home.) And the girls in America are supposed teeth of all the g to have the females in the entire universe. In addition, American girls are supankles. posed to have the German women, however, are still the worlds best cooks. And one of the nicest girls to take out on a date is a girl from Poland. Provided, of course, you can get rid of best-lookin- best-lookin- g her brothers! SAM, THE SAD CYNIC, SAYS: Actually, the perfect woman is the one and with an Irish smile, Egyptian eyes Coining Sunday, February 27 Delivered by Carrier in Utah, Southern Idaho, 35c Nevada, and Wyoming 45c 60c, Mailed anywhere in the l.S.or its possessions Mailed anywhere in the world Fill out and mail this coupon to: The Salt Lake Tribune, Circulation Dept, 143 South Main Street Salt Lake City, Utah 84110 1. Name. solve a major crime phone for reward .State. City -- Zip. 2. Name.. Address. .State. City .Zip. name is. .Phone. Address i Provo. Those faculties sent a letter to the state board asking board members to leave negotiations to each school without limitations. The statement also said that if the board would not agree to this, then faculties should negotiate with the state board. boards action last local institutionthese (Feb. 22), Tuesday al councils decided whats right for their local schools, Mr. McCarty said. He ve the state board died, Now w Until the state arently grabbing authority from tonal councils all over Utah with a nnilaeral edict out of Salt Lake City. Tc state board seems to have made the age-olblunder of attempting to centralize authority without assuming the concomitant responsibilities, the UEA official charged. insti-t- u d Local Level Policies across-the-boar- strength. There will be no automatic delegates selected by the central committee without a vote from delegates attending the state convention. Affirmative steps are to be taken to encourage minority representation on the the by racial minorities, delegation young and women. Utah has found itself in a much less uncertain position than many other states in meeting national rules to assure timely, open and fair selection of delegates. The national rules are designed to thwart delegation control by party political machines. insurance plan. Charles L. Archer, past president and now a director of the Utah Association of Independent Insurance Agencies, says he Column 1 See Page B-- d gation, but approval will be gained by the convention vote for election of the officers to new four-yea- r terms, Mr. Klas said. Weve always provided some geographical representation among the delegates to the national convention, but this year the exact procedure will be spelled out, the chairman added. Four years ago there were 11 delegates elected from the Second Congressional District, 9 from the First District See Page B-- Column 4 4, Moneys Root Of Another Evil: Disease By Barbara Springer Tribune Medical Writer Money isnt all bad, but it might not be all good, either. Money is truly dirty. At least thats what two physicians pointed out in an issue of the Journal of the American Medical Assn. The medical sleuths indiscriminately borrowed 50 paper bills, 33 quarters, 27 dimes, 38 nickels and 62 pennies. They discovered that 13 percent' of the coins and 42 percent of the bills were contaminated by potentially bacteria. disease-causin- g Taking Affirmative Steps Sinall Bills Dirtiest The affirmative steps called for to include minority representation are being taken in three ways, Mr. Klas said. First, the party bylaws have been rewritten to spell this out. Second, the party will publicize the effort to have They found that the smaller denominations pennies nickels and small paper bills were more often contaminated than larger coins and bills, a fact they explained was log- -' ically due to the rapid turnover and frequept exchange of small bills and committee minority representation. Third, Democrats are being admonished to include minority representation on the various presidential slates of candidates for delegate spots, Mr. Klas explained. The national party rules state that delegation participation of young, women and racial minorities should be in reasonable relationship to the groups presence in the population. But the party says this shouldnt be interpreted as ' mandatory imposition of quotas. Included Women, Minorities He stressed that policy for colleges should be made at the local level, that it should be influenced by the people affected by it, and that it shouldnt be dictated by some distant group whose knowledge of the local situation leaves plenty to be desired. of the The over-al- l implications boards faculty salary action taken Tuesday were not immediately clear. Normally, the salary schedules have the efect of calling for salary increases, because they generally cover all of an institutions faculty and staff and generally are renegotiated by The national convention delegation of four years ago included six women out of 26 total delegates, one delegate from a recognized minority (black), and two delegates under 30 years of age. At the last convention, also, there or automatic delewere six gates designated without vote, including Gov. Calvin L. Rampton, Sen. Frank E. Moss, the partys chairman and and the national committeeman and committeewoman. This year there will be no such thing. The national committeeman and committeewoman will be included on the dele- - n, coins.' The investigators Drs. Berel L. Abrams and Norton G. Waterman, Department of Surgery, University of Louisville School of Medicine, Health Sciences Center offered several Rules to Stay Sterile' By: tongue-in-chee- k Keep It in Bank Keep your money in the bank.' Get rid of your money rapidly. If you must carry money, carry only' large bills, preferably the $50 and $100 d e n o m i n a t i ons. Dont make change. Campaign against piggy' hanks. Keep your hands out of your pockets. Despite the importance of this study, people will continue to handle,-fondlend jingle money. The investigators suggest, as a panacea, In order to further this, research, we will accept and examine any money sent to us. If it is found to be contaminated, we have facilities for its safe disposal. e Murray Police Investigating Double Murder msv teitcme face. Phone the Empire toiuon You MURRAY Murray City Police Saturday were investigating the double murder of a young woman and a man in her apartment at 815 E. 48th South. The shootings occurred about 11 a.m., according to police Sgt. Ken Killian, who identified the victims as Mrs. Nancy Warnes, 28, and Edwin Wykoff Jr., 18, 885 Oakley St., (1240 West), where he re- .State. City vour enters (frecHy to the circulation efus the names you wish to send Give ind your earner will collect. .Zip. Postal relations prohibit senders name on souwe if edition Please advise your friends you are sending this f additional space is needed, attach sheet oi paper. HflTF Zip Code must be included on iQ addresses in the United States and its possessions. V the way it works in Utah people think theres a better Many today. alternative. You've undoubtedly heard of it but may have only a vague idea of what its all about. It's called the Thats Address. If you have a tip that will 4 represents the wishes of at least five faculty organizations: Dixie College, Snow College, College of Eastern Utah and the Utah Technical Colleges at Salt Lake and faculty associations each year. coin taped to card, money order, or check No stamps, please. Please mail copies of The Salt Lake Tribune 1972 Empire Edition to the following names: My Secret Witness Work Now Enclose a rich lather! 359-465- ne- McCarty . Needed Further Study beg-'- From Districts At least 75 percent of the 19 Utah delegates will be selected, from the states two congressional districts, with , representation apportioned on the basis of population and Democratic voting ;et The Utah State Board of Higher Educations imposition of ceilings on budget items at the states colleges and universities' was grossly irresponsible without a Darryl J. McCarty, executive secretary of the Utah Education Assn., said Saturday. The State Education Board, during a Feb. 22 meeting, ruled that pay hikes for next year must be granted on the basis of individual merit ' or for promotions. The board to further agreed reject any proposed 1972-7operating budgets which reflect over-al- l salary and fringe benefit increases in excess of five percent of what the institution spent for salaries and . . fringe benefits this year. Parker Tribune Political Editor I told the other commissioners when I left that there is going to be revolution, and I want to be on the shooting end and not on the receiving end, Mayor Lee said. Im relieved to b free of the day and night calls about dogs and holes in the street, he said. Poor Jake (current Mayor Jake Garn), I can sympathize with him. But hes a good man and doing as good a job as possible. The year 1972 is election year and just plain Mr. Lee isnt in office. Any interest in running for anything? I discourage that kind of thing In a hurry. I reaUy am not, Mr. Lee said. are watches!) It In Electing Delegates, Says State Party Chief J. Bracken Lee disposes of sign jokester put on door of office he opened to clear up records of his long public services. No Time or Money From Lee French women are supposed to have the prettiest, most delicate looking feet. The Way Demos to Effect Reforms (f 3 While Japanese women are given credit for having the most beautiful laughs, tlie girls from Ireland are supposed to have the prettiest smiles. The prettiest female eyes belong to the Egyptian women according to the and the prettiest hair beauty experts is on the heads of Italian women. Spanish girls have the best looking legs. Its all that heavy dancing that does it, I suppose. 1 Office Door As he opened his office, a practical joke awaited him. Dan Valentine, Tribune columnist, joked at an appreciation dinner last month marking the 73rd birthday that Mr. Lee, renowned for his jcusts with the Internal Revenue Service was going to become an income tax adviser. As he wont to open his office door, Mayor Lee found a temporary sign under his name: Tax Consultant. He responded: If I advised anyone, hed be examined fra sure. In a telegram this week, Mr. Lee was asked by Rep. John M. Ashbrook, to lend his name to an advisory board for the congressmans campaign against President Nixon in the New Hampshire primary. follow-throug- Then you get a call from your insurance agent who informs you that the other guy has a witness who says you ran the red light, not he. Another bystander supports your story but police inves-- . tigation is inconclusive. It will have to b settled in the courts. And that, you are told, may take years. Your car was an older model so you didnt think taking out collision coverage was worthwhile with the $100 deductible. In short, you now have to prove in a court of law that the other driver was at fault before nis insurance company will pay for your car and injuries. lt Still, you console yourself, at least it wasnt your fault and that other guys insurance company will have to pay for your car and hospital bills. What are her qualifications? Well, according to the experts, she should have a Japanese laugh. It is said that Japanese women have the most delightful laughter of any woman in the Jr. Tribune Staff Writer The former Salt Lake mayor and Utah governor is finding out that just being plain J. Bracken Lee is just plainly satisfying. I can tell you, after a month and half into retirement, that I havent missed that job at all, said Mr. Lee, who left three terms as Salt Lake Citys mayor behind him at the start of this year. The maintains an office in the Walker Bank Building where he spends most mornings taking care of correspondence, meeting with friends and trying to find some system for systemizing his records of public office. I may give the job to the University of Utah, he said. Of course, eventually I will turn the records over to them. Some professor from Boston College is coming out in August to look through them for some idea about a book or research. Sunday, February 27, 1972 It sided with his mother, Marble. His father, Edwin Sr., lives in Ksysville, police said. The two victims were found still Mrs. ambulance alive crewmen. by Warnes was face dowr. on a couch, Mr. Wykoff face down on the floor of the living room. Police learned of the shootings through an anonymous telephone call to the sheriffs dispatcher, who sent the ambulance to the scene. Both victims were removed for medical attention before police arrived. Mrs. Warnes died shortly afler arrival at Cottonwood Hospital and Mr. Wykoff later in the afternoon. Empty .22 caliber cartridges and four rifles were found in the apartment. A suspect was arrested shortly after the shootings and booked into Salt Lake Jail for investigation of first-degr- City-Count- y murder. Shortly Warnes after husband, the shootings, William, 41, Mrs was involved in a accident at 9th East and 5100 South. Mr. Warnes car was traveling south on 9th East, according to Salt Lake County Deputy Sheriff Tom G. Waymon when it passed anqther car. His car then struck a truck-trailwhich was unloading a tractor. The force of the collision threw Mr. Warnes front his car and catapulted him 97 feet ovei the truck and into a ditch. He was taken to Cottonwood Hospital for examination, but was found to be |