Show r1 4r)k ""6a"'""v"1"0"w104114t"'wPasway-ee4004101- r v iOu 610444"V-4- 0 MO gc"e'VS'tV"V'iir"'1S""W"V'"V"VSe"t"'"eVe""eö"'''e"r"e""V'i'"a"rlr'"1"e''e "01P40Wae'404 04 i I William F Buckley Jr The Salt Lake Monday May Nixon's Slip on Spy Plane Complicates ABM Debate An hour spent with Sen Kbert Gore the povterful chairman of the Senate subconunittee on international Organization disarmament an hour well and is olz 1 1'r— - spent for anyone inquiring into the of m o r phology ' '' f kt' ' "k4 Sen 1 - 0" ) - : l Gore is tough and and q ' has distilled : he most of the argu- ' Lir A- - 0--1 0'' ments against the which he ABM Mr Buckley with good tizes effect There is we learn by the way a considerable irk among some senators who believe that Mr Nixon and his staff have been divulging secret information as a matter of polemical convenience That habit says Sen Gore is disposing a number of senators against the President for reasons which he concedes are not valid He gave an example After our reconnaissance plane was shot down the Senate Foreign Relations Committee gathered in secret session to get the exact information on where the plane was shot down and where it had come from The experience Ivith Tonkin Bay said the senator convinced a lot of them that embarrassment to avoid subsequent there is no substitute for tough questioning Accordingly the senators called in a colonel from the Pentagon who is the coordinator of all intelligence in that field d t---- Top Secret Revelation On this occasion the colonel pleaded that what he would be divulging was something so secret that he begged that the customary itenotypist be excused simply as a matter of consummate discretion The senators acceded Whereupon the colonel revealed that we had devised a means of intercepting the information that Is picked up by Soviet and Red Chinese radars That in effect their radars were performing right into our own screens And we had under the circumstances absolutely certain knowledge that the flight of the doomed ship had been recorded by the Communists as traveling down a line well outside the prohibited air space Now said the colonel if the Commu Trials And Tribulations By Florence K Palmer I Wertz and his pal Thursten as usual on Saturday night had a real swinging time of it until the bars closed at 2:30 am Then they took to the road in Wertz's car But s while rounding a curve at 90 per ts Wert leaned down to switch stations on his car radio a n d catapulted them into space Injued severely Thursten sued for Mrs Balmer damages "Thursten knows how I drive when I'm drunk and should not have ridden with me" Wertz argued "Since he took that risk of his own accord I'm not responsible for what happened to him" "Ordinarily that might be true but Wertz should have kept his eyes on the road instead of duckhig down to fiddle with the radio" 'rhursten retorted "All that's gross negli things considered gence and I certainly didn't assume it So pay me" Now here's the point of law you must decide — is Wertz liable for his passenger's injuries? Study the evidence carefully then mark your ballot before reading the court's decision 45-le- NO( ) ) Lists knew that we have this coded gadget they would rejigger their whatnots and the cost to American intelligence would be imponderable The next morning at his press conference President Nixon in talking about the incident calmly related that our machines had intercepted the Communists' in a tone of voice as matter-of-fac- t as though he had been reciting statistics on the year's steel production As Smith vulnerable AK109 VQ The bidding Eat 4J432 has proceeded: West 1 A smith Dble I V you hold: 2 V Pass Pass Pass What do you bid now? North Dble Pass A — Two spades West has been frying te "psych" YOU out of yOur suit but North's douole of the one spade bid combined with West's escape to two hearts has exposed him North has let West's ruocut come around to YOU for appropriate action and it is now incumbent on you to complete the exposure Q 2 — you hold: AJ43 Neither vulnerable as South VA109 KQ832 The bidding has proceeded: North South East 1 1 A 2 3 PaSS What do you bid now? West Pass through the beady eyes of a coiled Democrat is that the President made an innocent mistake But as a psychological matter it is a problem and there are senators around who are relating the President's slip to the statements made by Defense Secretary Melvin R Laird on the necessity of which divulged information which had theretofore been clutched to the bosom of the National Security Council All of this is instructive especially when one meditates that Sen Gore and Sen J W Fulbright in particular have been advocates over the years of more not less informaton concerning national security matters They have opposed the secretness which distinguished President Johnson's years so that there is an argument to be made in terms of the new openness even if it is an openness into which members of the Administration are slipping inadvertently The point is that nerves are becoming frayed on the issue and the arguments over ABM are many of them being lost in the surrounding ideologized arguments ranging from executive duplicity to Soviet ABM Other Testimony Needed Meanwhile Sen Gore's subcommittee has issued a report which contains mostly views in opposition to ABM as taken from witnesses who appeared before his committee Sen Thomas Dodd of Connecticut has written to Sen Gore most respectfully requesting that the subcommittee take supplemeniary testimony from a few more scientists and strategists He recommended specifically that the subcorrunittee hear from Edward Teller (everyone should hear from Edward Teller on all matters always) and Eugene Wigner the nuclear physicist from Princeton and Dr Harold from Los Alamos Dr Alvin Agnew Weinberg from Oak Ridge Dr John Wheeler from Princeton Dr Freeman Dyson again Princeton Dr Richard Latter Rand Corp Dr Willard Libby former member of the Atomic Energy Commission Dr Albert Wohlstetter of Rand These are highly qualified men and Sen Gore shouldn't lock his committee into a conclusion on ABM until they have been heard from Senator Soaper Q 3 — hearts They talk a lot about playing down violence on television but now the presoak washing products drag in the commercials about what a great job they do in getting bloodstains out of shirts If a college president or dean wants to live dangerously all he has to do is boast to the alumni that there have been no riots on the campus Spring is a subversive time of the which must be determinedly year ignored if a man is going to hold on to the necessary pessimism VQ43 KQ10 The bidding has proceeded: North South East Pass Pass Pass Pass 1 A Pass as South 41632 West 1 4 Pass Pass What do you bid now? A 1 partner Is unwilling to con effort to the opposition and is one Of the rrd sults You must get alone as well as possible with a three-car- d it Whether Yost hearts or two bid Itwo — ude obviously a part score Aldtlne You to select try tO Q I — As South vulnerable VA 75 AA84 Our 21 1 Own you hold: AK92 Toe bidding has proceeded: West South North 2 AA106 East Pass What action do you take? — This is a very powerful hand facing a partner who is able to make a free bid and the possibilities are unlimited A leap to three no trump would be and the recommended procedure ig to make a cue bid of three clubs post action until partner is 'soiling further aggressive heard from again Needless to say you will not settle for anything less than game A 5 — Both vulnerable as South you hold: VAKIO93 4KQ32 103 The bidding has proceeded: North Wt st South Y you hold: 4975 diamonds Is a matter of ternPerament taste runs to two hearts Pass Pass Pass 2 East 1 Pass 00 o What do you bid now? — Pass Partner has admitted possession of trickless hand by failing to keep your opening bid alive and no effort should te made to Improve the contract In fact ever inducement should be given the oppi Ation to carry on the contest A a Q 6 — As South vulnerable you hold: 95 416K5 2 41109875 VIS The bidding has proceeded: North East 1 NT Pass Pass Pass 2 V Pass Pass What do you bid now? 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"If you spend your time asking One of the many difficulties confronting the restaurant owners who take genuine pride in the food and wines they serve is exemplified by the proprietor of an exclusive and expensive dining place in New York who complained ''My head ques- tions like that" Sidney Carton told them "You won't have any left over to find rich husbands and wives" "What's the point of richness?" Disposable demanded And Sidney Carton replied ''What's the point of asking me the point of everything? I never told you that life was a r-- it would be Sidney Carton wanted there to be no big point as be explained to his children when they gathered by his death bed to see him expire of terminal pointlessness No Longer Exists "You got all hung up searching for something that doesn't exist any more" sobbed little Six Pack "The point is dead What you should have done was cultivate relevance" "What's the point of cultivating relevance?" asked Sidney Carton but fortunately for Disposable Six Pack and Carrie Home he lapsed into his final coma before they could think of an answer (Copyright) Rain Lessens Count The distribution and concentration of pollen depend upon climatic factors such: as wind sunshine rainfall and humidity Rain lessens the count sunshine increases it When the wind is right the individual Is affected by pollen from neighborhood vegetation and from that blowing in front distant areas The culprits may travel as far as 125 miles from their source Ordinary pollen is invisible to the eye even though the air is filled with it at the height of the season A single ragweed plant for example has been known to produce 8 billion granules of pollen in five hours In other words nature is one of our greatest air pollutants thAeA I stri ke 5 vp Liahe (fôr-t- o Then one month everybody on campus started saying "irrelevant" and the Carton children who by then were quite large hirsute and nubile which is to say adult suddenly perceived the flaw in Sidney Carton "Dad" said Carrie Home "you are sweet but your life is irrelevant" "I know" said Sidney Carton "I was one of the first victims of the relevance gap" And he lit his irrelevant old pipe sat down in his absolutely meaningless armchair and brushed the ashes from his jacket which had no point whatsoever He started to say "The best lives are often those with no point" but be restrained the impulse as he could think of no one except Diamond Jim Brady and Louis XV to illustrate his argument 4k I '1-- 11 To '16e Ng: e 1A:11 b(e-R- a-- tumill 71 w10:5 wmill 'in1:c2yee ! 7t 4 '0111111111-- qt1 – —ot--- 5 1 ' ki -- itt - "'" V 049 i C - E H writes: I suffer from a mild heart ailment for which I am taking medication A friend told me that eating raisins would strengthen the heart: Please advise REPLY: There are more than a dozen different types of heart trouble In scme instances the organ can be strengthened via exercise and medica- tion but in others much more sophisticated care is required Raisins just won't Triumphant father to mother watchson mow the lawn: "I ing their teen-ag- e told him I lost the car keys in the tall do grass" "I wish R A writes: Why does my soft palate have an angry look for months at a time? REPLY: Redness usually is associated with inflammation but this seems unlikely since you do not mention sore- ness In allergy the tissues are puffy but not reddened In addition allergic manifestations do not last for months at a time The only way to solve your problem is to have the throat examined when it is at its angriest To the innumerable books detailing Napoleon's catastrophic defeat at Waterloo David Howarth has just added another — and a very good and enjoyable one it is too Howarth himself admits however that his own favorite account of the historic drama is that of one small participating British infantryman who on the morning after remarked tersely "I'll be hanged if I know anything about the matter I was all day trodden in the mud and ridden over by every scoundrel who had a horse" f i chef is driving me to distraction Not only was he out drunk three nights last week but when he's here his dishes are so bad three of my best customers swore they'd never come here again" "Why don't you fire him?" he was asked "I don't dare" admitted the proprietor "Judging by previous experience the next one will be twice as bad!" you'd examine my husband" suggested a lady to a new doctor in town "He blows smoke rings through his nose It's very upsetting" "But madam" demurred the doctor "many experienced pipe and cigarette lovers practice diligently so that they can blow smoke rings throvh their noses" "You don't uncierstand" said the lady coldly "My husband doesn't smoke" still life -- TY race" -- Alli°-1 LI The children who wanted a father they didn't have to despise explained to Sidney Carton that his unhappiness and misery as well as the unhappiness and misery of those around him were clinically demonstrable results of his irrelevance When Sidney objected that his unhappiness was not half so deep as his reading of the stoics had led him to anticipate and that most of the people around him did not seem markedly unhappier than he the children produced several magazine articles proving that he was mistaken Accordingly Sidney Carton decided to seek relevance Among friends and and even among stran acquaintances 's - I'm always hungry even after I eat I have heartburn Is this a sign of ulcer? My weight remains the same REPLY: No Increased appetite is aswrites: 30 minutes a lot too sociated with nervousness uncontrolled diabetes overactive thyroid gland and perhaps worms You may also be a healthy active bean pole who can eat like a horse without gaining an ounce matitr Children Explain bAshfJ mamtlEnhos prnluirur erS Trial's Answer NO The injured passenger was attempting to eat his cake and have it too Michigan's Supreme Court decided noting that Thursten was a regular Saturday night drinking partnel of Wertz and from past experience on such occasions was well aware of his driving habits Wert was under the influence of liquor when they met that particular Saturday "A condition that could not have improved with respect to sobriety as the evening wore on and more drinks were consumed" the court concluded "An actor whose condwn is in reckless disregard of his own safety is barred from recovery against a defendant whose reckless disregard of the actor's safety is a ')ntributing cause of the actor's bodily Sneezing nasal congestion and redness of the eyes ensue when pollen con- centration is high If these telletale signs occur in the middle of June grass allergy is suspected Plantain and sorrel are the most cornmon offenders Hay fever sufferers coma plain of burning and tickling sensations in the nose shortly after Aug 15 when ragweed begins to pollinate By Bennett Cert "No point at all" Sidney Carton explained "The best school subjects are always those with no points" When they went to college their craving for points intensified "What is the point of college?" they asked "What is the point of society? What is the point of nme Factor year that there were precisely as many points as there were people and soon his life as far more miserable than his reading Just Try and Stop Me The cagey vice president of a company listed on the big board has added a red telephone to the twn black ones on his desk It's a direct line to the company president he explains and its red to remind him not to use the same tone of Noice he uses on his other phones C This explains why a person who Is allergic to these granules encounters symptoms only at specific times of the of the stoics had led him to anticipate Cet the Point 'No Point at All' harm" Explains the Point? Well That's Irrelevant! 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