Show SHORT AND s harp SHARP it is very depressing to a summer i congregation 1110 to eee eve the r in ta the most moat eloquent and imp impassioned passage of his sermon gesture with one hand and fight files flies with the other hawkens daw Haw keys ye ici ji wonder ider ader where those cloudy are going 41 fiora flora as she pointed ted with delicate finger to the heny heay heavy masser masses kobat that floated in the sky r r think they are going to thunder said her bro brothel brother thel the man min who with you too on an ordinary bizzi nem without expressing a great about the welfare ov yure soul dul wants the kl kind nd of watching watch illk billings bodis spirit falls on eneas ineas bew ew drops oa on ft a I 1 11 t roges roses ivl IVI I 1 I 1 bufalko a robe roso to hinl him my heart hoart unclose b god dwell eth in a i fac far out ot of human ken become thyself that tight light and aud thou dait see him then wy thou cry ry for dai gli ithe the fountain li in thee theo J which BO so it if nat flow 1 ui eternally the here is your writ of ot attachment bald eald a town clerk p aa as he be li handera Han deda a lover love r a marriage license A doctor went out for a day days daya hunting md abd on coming home hodne complained complain bd cst nat that cat ha killed anything thata because you to your legitimate his hla wife marl ij alho people 0 thel the united states annually spend for liquors when it la consid ered thau that darlng daring the same came timer the enormous sum of 0 ia is actually squandered for fon bread it Js its easy torsee to bee see where the country id going to i theres a 6 fellow in keokuk who knows everything one of those men to whom you canu cant tell any 1 I 1 thing and some bome of his friends have wagered that when he gets there the first firs t thing he will do will be to try and teach satan how to build a finez fineg keokuk constitution bho sho said to tha perspiring young man 1 I love you justi just the same bame but as our city relatives are coming east next mother thinks better stay away because your long hair and freckled face might make them think our acquaintances very high toned the young man mau is staying As the story goes colonel ethan alien allen was wa greatly taken aback one day while in a elf gratulatory mood ha ito observed that there were fievez never seven other such born of any woman as he and his bis sir brothers you are ma mistaken said a scotch aa office ea w who 11 0 W was 0 standing t aliv i n g by mary magdalene g ale aie n e w was s d delivered e i ed of seven exactly li like ilke keyou you 11 during the last rehear rebear rehearsal sal sai of a new piece at a ri london theatre the ji manager asked if all ail the properties were ready everything I 1 have on my list replied the property man with some hesitation atis ready but I 1 hav have just ejust h X ak ask about the acoustic properties and I 1 have not yet heard leard a word ord about those 17 ler lep bp them be got at once and hang the expense 11 exclaimed the manager ia I 1 A little five year i old friend of 0 cupi gume cure whose mother was sick remarked very vry soberly the other day 1411 mamma amma if you dont get well pretty quick pm vin afraid die wonc you pm im afraid BO so was the answer well said the little one with wish you would wait till sister and I 1 get a little older aorl d dont ont know care of us grandma c could b ia z 9 ua wont live ilvo long lone pm pin afraid BO so I 1 16 pose ose god will have to but I 1 bho U id rather have some one I 1 f in n I 1 the house greenfield times fellow citizens said eald a stump orator elwe we have the beil uee bee country in tho the world and ana the best government no parsons persons on the naca nace 0 of the globe enjoy more privileges than thail we we do were here we hilve have the liberty of ape speech behind nd liberty of press without onerous despotism what fellow follow citizens Is more dest deat desirable de rabi than thib this do you want anything an y thing adre more my countrymen cesi ye bir air eel ee said one of the hiar hearen hearer ers ere 1 I want a suck out 0 of that 2 flask sticking out odit of your coa eoa coat t pocket behind 11 D a parisian wanted to ge rid nid of his nephew who cost him e lot of money modey every year all th offers he be bad made him about gett ing married had hail been declined under the pretext that the girla were ere either too old or too young or too bad tempered etc in despair I 1 da went to a matrimonial agent who showed him his hia register and photographs of bome some of his bia clients blien ts the thi e surprise of the dear uncle ia Is hardly possible to describe when be he discovered his own cifes likeness nearly out of his mind he goes home and abid lster ister sternly tily demands an explanation gei III 1 I cant deny the fact 11 the wife eadd gently but it was last year my dear when you had been given up by all the docto doctor fg here is a scene scebe that recently occurred in a car and for the comic editor of the ia Is responsible A young enters and flounces into her bey seat beat beats seats throws up her hands lands and exclaims to her companion with a loud voice which all jn ja the car can hear bear did you ever know anything so hot hoi im stifling I 1 canle you open this window dreadful it ils it its always EO in these cars awful wh when an this kind of ot remark bad had been make at some length for the edification of the company a voice was heard front the other end of car ua its awful but we must try to bear up raint taint nothing to the thi of the early christians A general u nal wai laugh followed 10 wed and ind n nothing at fl ng further was h heard eard from that young woman |