Show - -- -- ' t 1 —1 Nason on Education a i E g I h i i t — - s 7 4 II t 4 ! 4 t 1 1 i ': 1 i - i r le 4 t‘ 0 1 ' 1 II ' I 1: 1 1 I i N '''' 1 ' 1 1 LA T 1 i LI I- 1- ' '-: - L ' ' ' alk 4 'It" 4tik Dr- - Nason tor' School-Sponsore- d On the i i" - trip she 0c CVrerdr - il 4 4 ' ' ' r-- Roscoe! - stud- g high school courses to develop and polish up her study techniques in preparation for happy years in college - Thoughts of Subjects As she fills her mind with thoughts of the subjects she is taking her interest in them will be heightened Her experience has given her an advantage over her fellow French students Just doing the as6ignments have become boring She should continue her efforts to become proficient in French She can get trench magazines and books from the library and French records for her own personal practice in the language As she strives to be the kind of student and the kind of student organization tnember that will earn her success in college she will be broadening her horizon and banishing boredom Not only will she have the joy of anticipation of the future but her everyday life in high school will become preparation for the realization of the dream A world that holds out all the travel and new experiences involved in such a plan will be exciting Students should not place the responsibility on the school for all of the thinking that goes on in their minds They should be responsible for their own attitudes toward their present life and their future Dr T R Van De lien it - ' i Vi 5 -- - 4 o f J -- - I 14' -- - - : 164- - ' tii - ' Ns- 1-I- - 11 tkle 'lkit - 0 d4I- - 4 t' 2 II - - tt Q''' J II Jim Bishop Reporter - t Past Is Dim Present Is Slim and Future Is Grim Mall comes next The readers write My wife a beautiful blonde screens it and passes on anything not written by women This is a form of flattery because the last woman to write to me was Marie Dressler And was she ' to get through it I safely and out the other side This isn't much ' It's ' survival not sue- - — ) !'"' '4 'i2:' I ' :' T : f' ' Some of thotcol- 41 :umnists used to Mr B61101) improve a dull day by writing "You Know You're Getting " Funny stuff Like breaking a Old If leg doing the watusi I have a better way of gauging my age There is a little creak in the neck called arthritis I can count the false teeth on any simpleminded The glasses get computer stronger the eyes weaker I face the new year grimly walking uphill The mouth used to be for talking now it's for breathing The hair is as white as a pillowcase Th crinkles around the eyes are called laugh lines Ha ha Sometimes my head hurts even when I - - haven't got a headache There's s ' Limit It's Important? That knee has a lot of snap Sounds good Like a karate expert be shocked What's that? A phone call for me? Can you stretch the cord in here? No I don't mind getting up but how do I koow It's important? That knee has a lot of snap which sounds good Like a karate -- expert breaking a board mad! Middle-agemen who used to call me Jim now call out "Mr Bishop" Not too long ago that was my father My doctor Louis Bennett says I have muscles I haven't even used His examinations are highly personal and almost insulting There is a limit I used to bounce out of bed in the morning like a chubby cherub Now I give it a little thought Then I groan solely because it sounds good Then I drop the tootsies to the floor one at a time I never knew they had veins in them It requires cogitation to think of what day it is' and what I propose to do about it My father says he can't remember a name anymore I can't think of his Ever see a bathrobe go on in slow motion missing only one of the sleeves? In the bathroom I study what is left of the buoyant kisser I once knew and I think God that it is other people not I who have to look at it all day d If it wasn't for such grossly vulgar things as money I'd chuck it After all what does it get you? Trips around the world luaus in Hawaii invitations to the theater the fights an evening with Sinatra front tables at night clubs checks for chatting with Mike Douglas Mery Griffin Johnny Carson LarryKing et "Hello? Yep Thank you Thank you Indeed And may I wish a Happy New Year to you Oh yes it's going to be great: elections the war scarce money that nutty moose in Paris lots of bills my ear hurts and — what's that? Well the same to you Buster" al Soggy Corn Flakes - - You call that living? Then there is that crashing bore our cabin cruiser waiting In the back of the house to sail some where if the skipper has the strength to climb the flying bridge and toot the horn Sickening The corn flakes come up just as soggy as they did in the days when I still life® j i iikta tsoki ilJ iota iiti 52111e borrowed MO from a loan company to pay off three other loans I was such a living doll'in those days that the man apologized before asking for three My car had the only exhaust that threw sparks The rear end cement In that sounded like ready-mad- e Graham-Paige my friend I could not only put the brake right to the floor but -7- 0 Toll 2 1-ae 424 in 41e oc jolf50 Citi I -- 1 ill kellwaf-lef- 6c 4k a-CI-O S -1 tr11HA-- n El Ei - w:p------ - through it Ah what is the use of discussing the glories of the past? It avalleth me nothing Those days Of carefree bankruptcy are gone dead done Now I swell a little chrome-plate- d r more on my soul The kids assure me it Is in the garage It must be a small one E E a 1 44es Eisenhower is Gen saying sdnie Of Magnesium Plays Big Role ' infinitestimal and a deficiency usual- ly sterns from ex cessive loss from r 4v r four-doo- 66 I fart 1968 with chins up To me 1968 Is Just a misprint of 1907 Frankly I have never forgiven Pope Gregory for thinking up this calendar business He was very large for the AD and BC bit If he could see some of his products hanging in barbershops Gregory would be shocked What's that? A phone call for me? Can you stretch the cord in here? No I don't mind getting up but how do I know a the body by pro- tracted vomiting or diarrhea cer- - - 1 ilt:1 jL t 1 ' 17' t (-1- L I" 11 E : 16 : - o : PI a ' high-protei- n 1 : - - " : : - L 4 -- ' A - : 4 h: ' 1 ' Al - t ' - - ' '341 i 4 I ' t : I :' y: k 1 p IT) A i co n ) 111-7)- (FiDi 1 1 1 li i 1 1 1 H 1- t J 6i I J ' r:' k La I vi rl : L I - i li ' -- got 1 1 11:i p " 11 ri 1 4 - t':'-- - '1 (7-is- ii (7) j i ' 7 tii--)- rl II i k i i : N ' I 1 J 1 ii 1 t i i11ii L‘ L1it-i L - 1 ' — a '' 1 A 10 K732 - gliA1654i EAST 9104184 WEST 'IS Q J10 75 - V99 J984 sourn 4 K97 V A832 A 488 The bidding: West South Past North Pass Pass 2 A 2 NT Pass Pass 3 V Pass 8 A Pass Pass I 4 Pass Pass Opening lead: Queen of with the North was confronted to of give his having unpleasant prospect partner a preference with a singleton 14 South bid before showing his hearts it designatdis- ed a North tribution r realized that trump was out " f he the question on the relative misfit so ' - no of t!:' to g -- ff ' r - t Slowdown Misses A coirir : not slow down declarer in the slightest however He led a fourth diamond from dummy and when East now chose to trump ih with the eight of spades South overruffed with the nine A club was led to the ace followed by a club ruff with the three of trumps The contract was now assured Inas much as declarer had nine tricks in with the ace of spades as yet uncashed He exited with his remaining heart putting West on lead as East discarded the king of clubs The forced return into South's n of spades assured the latter of scoring an overtrick on the deal He lost only one heart and one spade did testVIEA- 71 r 1 1 ''' ‘ ''' CiE311 & r f di i" 171 (Th ri t ' ij 1 ' i '''' ' 7 rg 01 1 vrl Irlit 1 : I - 14'' pi -- --- -three ""4' Goren Mr the suit In which the partnership had the most trumps South carried on to game West opened the queen of hearts and declarer won the trick in his hand with the ace The anemic appearance of the turned spades f of diamonds and entered dummy with the Idng of hearts Next came the king of diamonds on which he discarded a club followed by a diamond ruff with the deuce of spades A heart was led and trumped with North's 10 of spades Although East was out of hearts himself he declined to over-ru— instead discarding a diamond Observe that if he uses up the jack of spades South can restrict him to one more trick in the suit by merely leading the ace and queen of spades The eight subsequently drops under the nine East's tactics six-fo- 1 lie cashed the ace 4AQ9532 and rebid spades t -- Ca 8 hes In Ace Q1083 414410 When trump suit suggested the desirability of singling in as many small spades as poss:ble via ruffs in the closed hand South counted five top tr ick s in the side suits two hearts two diamonds and one club If he could negotiate a heart ruff in dummy then he could bring the total to IO by scoring 4 spade tricks 4c"700 044 ' ' -: 4PeieihinOb 1 ace-quee- Frank Raiidazzo-486-9- 271 - 4 4 1 4 ifr4 j — - - 'M ' :t'41 '! '- ' 1-' : A !:A —4 El ri 1 i ' '1 - -- 1ai Toy soldiers for Christmas come with so much equipment that only a daddy who was A supply sergeant would want to buy them for his children V K4 - The mineral plays an important role as an energy producer in almost every type of cell It activates many enzymes especially those that are used in the transfer of energy and the stimulation of muscular contraction A close association exists between Mg calcium and phos- phorous There are many other functions of magnesium that have not yet been discovered For example when a victim of severe protein deficiency is given a diet he may not recover unless magnesiurn is provided The mineral is usually injected into the muscle initially In a few days foods containing the natural source's of Mg art added - - Li ' ' 0 Dr Timothy Leary's announcement that he is going to retire from public life is merely another one of those disappointments we must learn to rise above NORTH ' 'len Ittil ' No Close Association -- 71 f ! 0 Senator Soaper South deals Neither vulnerable tan b A e :: 9 cl1 T7 i : By Charles H Goren — kidney disoi-' ders and dehydra- tion 1 of Utilization 6 Mg al so may be Dr "In affected by intesti- nal disorders involving faulty absorption (malabsorption syndrome) br starvation It is almost impossible to lower the sup1ply through a poor diet because most foods contain the mineral Vegetables cereal grains and nuts are particularly rich in magnesium followed by sealoods fish and meat Deficiency of Mg usually leads to extreme neuromuscular irritability with tremor twitching and bizarre move rnents of the extremities and face Some victims complain of dizziness or stagger lag when walking Disorientation confusion hallucinations and convulsions also have been reported : Now there is a statement for you — from someone who can't stand "personal V politics" The fact of the matter is that Goldwater not only never had a close as sociation with the Birch Society he had 2'v 'aro association with the Birch Society Never mind The point is the general f - is An up to something operation"Dwight Eisenhower" Kempton conduct ed surveying a record of his memoirst "was as indifferent as Calvin Coolidge 4 as absolute as Abraham Lincoln more 7 contained than John Kennedy more ser : 1 pentine than Lyndon Johnson as bard to work for as Andrew Johnson Historians seem to accept most of these qualities as !) stand" necessary for greatness certainly none "When things were at their stickiest of them diminish it But then most are accounted sinister by the great mass of I In the Formosa Strait" Murray Kernpton 1 civilians and to confuse civilians and to article The on in recalled an recently off is his back the them soldier's keep of Ike "James HagUnderestimation Zile most precious description of erty his Press Secretary told the Presi-- - art dent that the best course would be to re— Eisenhower was rendered in another con fuse to answer any question at all on the ntction by Edward Lear: "On the top of the Crumpetty Tree subject if it came up at his press conferThe Quangle Wangle sat ence 'Don't worry Jim I told him as we 7 went out the door' President Eisenhower But his face you could not see On account of his beaver Hat reminisces in his memoirs 'if that question comes up I'll just confuse them' - For his Hat was a hundred and two feet But Gen- - Eisenhower does not believe wide t that Romney should confuse With ribbons and bibbons on every side to And bells and buttons and loops and -Qualified for President 4 lace ' o could the '11 see Gen Eisenthat for Nixon? It is difficult nobody every : face hower who after all is on record as con: sidering him highly qualified to serve as of the Quangle Wangle Quee" Goren on Today's Bridge Hand A 17v - no 11 1 4 1 fascinating things which will unquestionably reverberate throughout Republican councils during the critical nonths ahead One of them is his decision about Gov Romney It is fair to say that if Gen Eisenhower has no enthusiasm for Rom-'le- y then the chances are good that barring a miracle Romney is stone cold Gen Eisenhower dead conliqes his views most cautiously Ile is not — he says — turning against Romney simply on account of the statement about his having been brainwashed at Saigon That was just a slip of the tongue Gen Eisenhower explains generously who ought to know "But since then he has been on so many sides of so many questions that one begins to wonder just where he does -- : 4 ''---1- Chins Up start ' ' If : twin-exhau- By 10:15 on the button I am at the dining room table whacking the dog who is standing on one of my feet My lather comes out to have his pulse taken I count it and tell him the same thing: "Either my watch is stopped or you're dead" This gets vs oft to a rolliddng Magnesium (Mg) is one of the key nu- hints influencing the health of plants and animals Man's daily requirement is caught Very You're Dead Body's Wee Lode : -- I db' 7'-4 e1 til 7 I ori ' '' i':4 '4'tAtr4: ' 11 -- 4- 'A I - A 1 1 t V Very Fascinating Things Now There went 1967 Let's not discuss it It's Just a bent calendar in a wastebasket Now we must embrace the new baby -- I 1968 with I would "w" - "c--Ns- 44 ' surmise trepida l'' ton 'rhe best any of us can hope is f - - : Rockefeller? Nary a word directly from Gen Eisenhower However it is generally supposed among the proles-sionals that the gentleman who standS largest in the way of gockeleller is not Romney whose ehanctYs in the primaries are dim not Nixon whose defoat would not necessarily result in the strengthen ingof Rockefeller But Goldwater whose blessing is indispensable to the shriving of Rockefeller Goldwater therefore needs a case of diminished prestige and The General deploys his observations accordingly "He recalled recently" the reporter continues to give Ihe's view "that he felt unable to support förmer Sen Barry Goldwater of Arizona in the 1964 presidential campaign as vigorously as he would have liked because of what he con sidered the candidate's close association with the Birch Society" ' "lie needs rest Give him an afternoon nap and some new guns not so heavy" --- 3 ' ' words" Mr Buckley views on Vietnam are not in the General's judgment sound: c) Gen EiSenhower continues to "hate" personal politics and is resolute in his determination not to play personal politics not to attempt to influence the choice of the Republican Party however off the record d) he thinks George Romney hasn't a chance e) he thinks lcaxon isn't the strongest candidate even though he might make the:best qualified president f) he really wasn't very enthu- siastic about Goldwater in 1964 Z say we could get by on your salary That was YOUR New Year's — resolution not MINE!' ''' 4'- ' candidate howev- - er he just f b) might if the party i gravitates towards s ti meone ' ' whose I ll 4 1 r I -2 - 14 ' ‘ : d -1 t - I Aw ' ' to withdraw that judgment But the tactic now being used against him is the oldest no doubt it was spelled out in Political Science 10 at West Point at the turn of the century: Nixop can't win Eisenhower Nixon wrble in his book Six Crises "was a far more corn plex and devious man than most people realize and in the best sense of those - : 4'-'- President 0 : I it -- Gen Eisenhower is in the news The story like so many others was an exclu- -' sive to the New York Times but we -t learn from it that - -a) Gen Eisenhow- - r--0' '' er does not intend 4 "' to play an active : role in the nomina- - 1 tion of the Repub- - i lc ft ': lican presidential 17'' 1 1 -- c "oft "I dila ' r II -- ''' 1 --1''k e""'"' tc ' t s" ' ' 7C- - ''' NN (1 ?l - p ' i -l- -- graduation Her dream fulfilled she returned to her hometown high school No wonder the high school activities lost their thrill Compared to her European experiences they were tame or perhaps even boring Studying the French language from a book was a letdown from learning it firsthand from people I like this girl's attitude She is in search of a solution Her question "What can I do to respark my interest In school?" - What Jane needs are 'educational goals She should be dreaming now about college She should visit at least one or two The selection of the proper college can be exciting She should be using her French-speakin- ' - - ' ' I i i - - - AlitPP s --- --- - t 1:olyr :71r:! i' 'rt1? ' '' - cr— ied the French language along with the cultures of each country she visited She received a full semester credit toward - I c cx :16't Trip school-sponsore- d -- I' 1 Method of Ike Shadows GOP Hopefuls ) — f "- ' vy-Jef- - Two-Side- d t- - C 2 I A- 41z A- that long-tim- '''"'' ' or pared to what?" Jane is a bored high school junior She was happy and found school Interesting and exciting until this year But the past summer was spent in France Switzerland and Italy For Jane it was e the culmination of a dream — about traveling in Europe I I 1 ot ' 11-cf- 0- r qt 40 ' orninli -- i 11 f N I ill tor -' ! kr 4 jal 7- y 'V 1 ''' Ir boring To understand their viewpoint ask the !1 loy question "School is boring as com- ' I A9 1968 2 January William F Buckley Jr vt0 '''''11111"" 1 ':1--"' a 1 'GI ko be the subjects they are studying still say school is ' A d'' ill school journalism plays or the social life with the other - students But with 1 all these activities i available some 6411 77-- NI" ' t 1 i 1 11 Ed D '''" or athletics 'p—i y'''' -' 1 f 4 ' 0 I -- 1 t"' Georgetlark By Tuesday ' ' Ili 1 1: I -'N i I When school gets to be boring grades go down In any school most of the students are interested in !"z1A' " something It may f :' o-- -- -' of Southern California University - Nason --- ' The Neighbors By Lichty — '17"tr4777v 1 The Salt Lahe Tribune ' Grin and Bear It - 1 J — a - - By Leslie MLIMMIEtOdA ' a - Find Intere t To Fight Boredom I - - j |