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Show -- rrrtTinr-r7T j rn ryy tTVtttt 3 Dr. Van Dellen nrrrr 'T'rT7T 'TT H'f Ever Happen, to You? 'rr,T"r hird-born- ts from South America for Christmas sales. An epi- demlc IT WAS broke In Q. Did Samuel Pepys hold a government position? S.Y. By Bennett Cerf - There was a sudden boom market because of a nationwide demand for parakeets as house pets. Reputable dealers were most careful, but others were raising the birds under filthy and overcrowded conditions; smugglers did not observe quarantine. The parakeet fad has passed, and reputable producers keep their supply In quarantine and give them antibiotics to erase all traces of psittacosis. In the bird A. Samuel Pepys, who lived from 1633 to 1703 in London, occupied a position similar to that of secretary of the Navy in the United States. Except for the Diary, In six volumes of shorthand, published after his death, he wrote only one work Memoirs of the Royal Navy. Q. YVhat was the shortest war in history? N.H. The war between Great Britain and Zanzibar, which lasted only 38 minutes. Admiral Sir Harry Rawsons battle fleet delivered an ultimatum to Sultan Said Kha-li- d to evacuate his palace and surrender. The ultimatum was delivered at 9:02 a.m. on September 27, 1896, and the surrender occurred at 9:40 a.m. after 38 minutes of bombardment Q. Does Kentucky own any land north of the Ohio River? B.S. A. tract near Evansville, Indiana, was claimed by Kentucky on the ground that the Ohio River ran to the north of it until the Green River, flowing info the Ohio Just upstream, finally cut a new channel to the south early In the 1800s. The United States Supreme Court finally upheld Kentuckys claim. Just Try and Stop Me . The Incidence of psittacosis took an upswing, but not became of tho change in regulations. Haskm A. Yes. The small called Dade Park, r; gov-emme-nt Questions and Answers .By U. TOO late, how-evedespite the restrictions, the disease settled In our own birds, including pigeons. Every year a small number of cases crops out among -human beings. This was used as evidence that the regulations were not realistic and. In 1951. the removed the ban on . interstate shipment of parakeets, cockatoos and related birds. the Unit- ed States with Dr.VaaDelleu 170 reported esses and 33 deaths. - The disease.- - spread - over North America, Europe, and North Africa. HERBERT' Hoover, then President, sent out an order eut Then theres the worried lady who called her doctor to report, My husband has suddenly gone off his rocker. He seems to think hes George Washington. "When can I see him? asked the doctor. Just take a look out of your window, said the. lady. "Hes out In your backyard chop-pindown your cherry tree. A wise man and a country bumpkin found themselves Sharing a seat for a long bus ride and decided to ask each other riddles to pass the time, "When I miss a riddle, pro-- ' posed the wise man, "Ill pay you a dollar, but seeing that Ive had educational training that was beyond You, when you miss a riddle, you need only pay me fifty cents. "Done and done, agreed the bumpkin, and Ive got my first riddle ready for you right now. What is it that has three legs T give up, when It walks and only two when it flies? said the wise man, "and heres my dollar forfeit. Whats the answer? "I dont know either, admitted the bumpkin and handed back fifty cents. According to Expert Sigmund Spaeth, a tabulation of three songs most often sung by Americans would not The Star Spangled Banner, Home Sweet Home, Number One, In fact and by a wide margin or "Dixie. is "Happy Birthday to You. Number Two is "For Hes a Jolly Good Fellow. And Number Three is "Auid Lang -- g Meanwhile, the incidl-denc- e In human beings has lessened. Human psittacosis is usually a respiratory infection that varies from bronchitis to pneumonia. It stems from handling sick birds or inhaling the fumes from contaminated droppings. The disease is no longer a serious threat to life, thanks to the tetracycline group of antibiotics. But it is troublesome, and- - overwhelming infections have led to death before the condition was diagnosed and treated. Varicose Ulcer M. S. writes: Would having a vein pulled out heal a varicose ulcer? REPLY: Yes, if the vein causing the ulcer is striped. The vein that enters the ulcerated area usually is the Jack Fuller has invented a new chewing gum designed exclusively for very assertiv people. Its called Vehemint Goren on Bridge By C. H. Goren North-Soutvulnerable, days hand may be attributed to a lack of proper detective with a 60 part score. North work. deals. Easts NORTH A J 106 7 A4 EAST WEST A54 AK982 culprit V None YK1073 K9875 A8543 SOUTH PIANO Q73 VQ J98652 A32 . for. None CHRISTMAS DELIVERY The bidding; North East South DOWN J "d Per Month - 1 AM West Pass Pass IV 1 2 2V 1NT Pass Pass Opening lead: Queen of Declarers defeat in to- - SUMMERHAYS MUSIC CO. 3719 So. Stoto St. . p KQJ109 HOLDS ANY at low h4H J J104 762 Tarmt Com- - petitive efforts may be attrib- uted to the ad- - 21 061 score held his opponents. 'His two club bid was de- signed to uncover a fit Goren there, In case Norths opening had been based on a three card suit "r WEST OPENED the queen of diamonds against the two heart contract and declarer won the trick with the ace, fearing to hold up lest his opponent had a singleton honor. South knew that West was In position to obtain a diamond ruff and, in an effort to extract trumps as quickly as possible, he led heart tq, thqace and another back to theTjueen. East showed out on the first trump lead, however, and declarer was soon to regret surrendering his control of the suit. WEST WAS IN and led back his remaining diamond. East won the trick with the king and returned the nine of diamonds' for West to ruff. This is part of the suit preference convention and requests partner to lead back the higher ranking of the two plain suits. While East can ostensibly get In with either a club or a spade, he thought that, if declarer did happen tq have a void, it would assuredly be In clubs. After trumping the diamond return. West led a spade and East was in vrith the ace to play another diamond. Declarer ruffed with the nine of hearts, but West overruffed with the ten and cashed the setting trick with the king of spades. 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This is a wonderful time to be alive if you dont eat - S.-Brit- ish 21 Gap W i- d e on Cuban Policy New York Times Service there were strong feelings -in the United States about WASHINGTON, Oct uha Cuba. now is dividing not only the political parties r When Canning's proposal within the nawas received here, President tion, but the Monroe wrote to Thomas Jefnations within the Western ferson that he was inclined alliance. to favor the idea but asked . ... The British,, Jefferson "What 'he thought for example, about it are annoyed because their Jefferson replied that he ships carrying favored the project "But we supplies to have, first, he said, "to ask Cuba are not to ourselves a question: be permitted to pick up cargoes in American "Do we wish to acquire ports for the return Journey to our own, confederacy home. any one or more of the " THE AmeriSpanish provinces? of Intensity can feeling about Cuba is "I candidly confess that I hardly credible in this counhave ever looked on Cuba as said Observer . the try the most interesting addition of London this week. ' which could ever be made to THE PAPER adds that our system of states. The Lord Home, the British for- - control which, with Florida eign secretary, has Very point, this island would give to stop properly refused sending British ships to Cuba on "the sensible grounds" NEWS that the British have no quarrel with Cuba," and it ANALYSIS concludes: If the Americans believe in coexistence, then they must be prepared to accept it us over the Gulf Of Mexico . . . would fin up the measin the Western Hemispher ure of our as elsewhere in the world. Syne. Q6 ORDER NOW hr im muoim r7T'rr,'i,r James Reston preventing the importation of pilttaciiie birds, except under certain conditions. When the situation Improved, the rules were relaxed but, with the return of the disease, the government got tough again and -prohibited the importation of all psittacine birds. e "T7 r The Salt Lake Tribune, Wednesday, October 10, 1962 By Blake Bird Disease Psittacosis Often Peril to Humans Psittacosis Is a giseass that was long associated with sick parrots. It never amounted to much un- til 1929, when someone 1 m ported a large number el par-ro- TTrnrrT'? f T?n7 y well-being.- " THIS, COMING from a paper edited by David Astor, who is widely regarded as a great friend of this country and President Kennedy, indicates the gap between the feeling in the two countries. Nobody in Washington is surprised that the1 British, once again are playing the role of honest broker between Moscow and Washington on Cuba. But even If they dont agTee with us, they should at least understand the depth of feeling here on the issue. After all, the Monroe Doctrine started, not with President Monroe, but with Lord Canning, the British foreign minister who originally proposed that the United States Join in a declaration opposing the extension of European power and influence to the Western- - Hemisphere. And even then, In 1823, and-Brita- in SECRETARY of State John Adams, in that same year of 1823, wrote to the U.S, minister to Spain: These islands (Puerto Rico and Cuba), from their local position, are natural appendages to the North American continent, and one of them, Cuba, almost inside- - of our shores, from a multitude of considerations, has become an object of transcendant importance to the commercial and political interests of our union. IN THE END, both Jefferson and Adams agreed that a declaration against European aggression could not very well begin with an act of American aggression against Cuba, but this issue of Cuba as a base of any hostile foreign system is no sudden spasm. It is almost as old as the republic. It was the subject of the most savage controversy during the War, , In fact, Americas feeling about Cuba is not wholly dissimilar to Britain's feeling about the low countries In the last 2i centuries. So that asking the United exlsten with a C om munis nated Cuba in the year 1962 is a little like asking Britain to accept the Nazi domination of Belgium in 1938. Spanlsh-Amert-ca- ' , IT IS TRUE, of course, that U.S. opinion, fully con- vinced of Its own superior virtue, expects to maintain military bases in Turkey and Iran right up against the Soviet Jsorder while denying the, same privileges to the Russians in Cuba. But thats the way countries are, as , the British should know perhaps better than anybody else. BRITAIN DID not hesi-tat- e to insist on the right of. on military arrangements Germanys eastern borders while threatening war if the Germans tried to establish their military power across the English Channel American policy of insisting on bases for ourselves in Turkey that we are not prepared to toletrate for the Russians in Cuba, we shall merely have to ask for understanding from the British who set us the example in the first place. IN ANY event, regardless of whether Americas feeling about Cuba is "credible on Fleet Street, the fact is that savage feeling does exist THE UNITED States, In the present circumstances, Is not going to invade or bloek-- y ade Cuba, but it is not going to "coexist happily with a Communist military base there either. IT IS GOING to do everything short of war to bring it down, just as the Soviets are presumably going to do what they can to get rid of our bases In Turkey. CALLOUSES Tq nifeVQ mllon . burninf, tenderneee oa bottom of foot and romovo flloiiwQ Mk for t hum oothinj.ctfhioamt pads. AND IF THERE is an element of hypocrisy in this annxETOcnia 'tEEDfEnr'a? Climbing in and out of your car to open and doee a garage door by hand ia aa old fashioned as cranking your engine to start it! Risky, too you could strain your back! Why not just see touch a little Control-Bayour door open, light go on and drive right in. And, its just as easy leaving. 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