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Show 6T DESERET NEWS, Saturday, December 5, 1970 w4-- r Emmy Lou VNpBRTAN Jo A p. P? YO'J Family Circus &X OOr OF THIS? by Bill Keanu MOW LONG HAS- "VI! ( TMI& DEOUTH BEEK1 - C TEEBER.? J- OlklS. OK), The Colonials J$lXo "I know how to get a boy to drop by. Put your hair up in rollers, load lots of cold cream on your face and lounge around in an old bathrobe and slippers!" Woody'. World Being of Mohammedans Secure 6 Prostrate 8 Separate 12 Comparative 7 Compass point 8 Aches 9 regir ent 10 Rodents 21 Woody plant 17 Area between mountains 19 Consumes 21 Projecting tooth 22 Tissue 24 Belli 26 Metal runners for gluing ending 13 Scheme 14 Wmglike 15 In favor of 16 Mitigate 18 Part of flower Aromatic herb Portico Cures Birds' homes Nothing Music: as written or A 33 35 River banks Female (colloq ) Conjunction Periods of time Hi And Lois 43 Climbing 32 Collection of facts 34 Meat of calf 37 Apportion 39 Coos ice 48 Fur of a seal 29 Fixed period of time 30 The caama state 31 36 38 "Mommy, how did Daddy get little?" WHICH ANIMALS ARE GOING TO BE ON? 5 Supreme ACROSS 1 Jump 20 21 23 25 27 2o &O Answer to Yesterday s Puzzle Crossword 4 -- 44 46 48 50 51 slowly 40 Vacuum tubs 42 Man's name 12-- 5 VOu'ZE plant Matures Tieira del Fuegan Indians Prefix: three Native metal Insect HOME. M SS PEL ACOf AKO HERE ARE THE KE YCUZ CAR p yOLV 0ETE A RR ANISE FOR SOMEONE UP IN THE MORNING PICK IT 3$ Sedate 41 Egyptian singing gut 42 Lessen ,5 Musical instruments 47 Assimilation of food 49 African antelope 52 Again 53 Icelandic "I should take that hunt'ng knife away from you until you learn how to use it properly." Dr. Morgan Belvedere VlV 'a EARN BIG MONEY writing 54 Anger 55 Army meal 56 Female ruffs 57 Bom IN DOWN 4 OUNDTOGET r 'OLD JOB BACK AS A BRAIN j YOUR SPARE TIME WHO ELSE WOULD WANT IT? t , SURGERY MODcL.Vj I. I.. u If- ff AT DR. STRANGELUMPS EVENING SCHOOL OF BRAIN SURGERY i! 1 Snake 2 3 I'M u Above (poet ) Suggestion Quarrel Man Reports ' Theft Of $85 Lil - L Dennis T. Gibbs, 3575 S. 6230 West, reported the theft of $85 " in cash from his home. Gibbs told sheriffs deputies that three windows at his home bore pry marks where a had tried to enter, but all were intact. X "Shall WANTED! ymm GO WIDE & WILD Wtdtht 51200 COYOTE THE MINIBIKE FOR KIDS MINIBIKE HEADQUARTERS QUICK'S, INC. 2220 So. 9th East SALES, 466-254- 7 SERVICE, PARTS h CO TV Riddle Bov Though I danced at a ball, yet I am nothing at all. What am I? 2. What did the hen say when she saw a plate of scrambled eggs? 3. A butcher is six ieet tall and wears size twelve shoes. What does he weigh? 1. The Chuckle Box Dogwood Color 1 0 I would like a alligator shoes Clerk: Ceitainly. Madam. What size does jour alligator wear? Customer: Thoyrg wotor ropoilont Dahle's Queen Shop next tloor to Capitol Thcatie 48 W. 2nd. S. 364 4180 pair of Kind UnJe: Tommj. jou like that. Tommy: You 1 11 lhefuC'l hshof.Jg' TcT7rL7TrrrT4 DOWNTOWN COTTONWOOD MALI FEATURtDtEVERYtSUNDAY Be our Guest to ... M Till 01 Includes: Creamy Whipped Potatoes, u FREE FAVORS PmI SUGAR HOUSE 3, Now, shouldn't tiv now, try youi way, cry my w ay The Riddle Box Noon- -5 Crisp Coie Slaw, Warm Roll and Butter for the Kiddies! Abner X WAS JUST STANDING HERE HOLPIWG HANPS POUT KNOW HOW GET INTO I WITH PUM-PU- M WHEN HE ASKEP IF LIKE PUKE SAIPWELL, ABIRP lUTHE HA UP IS WORTH TWO IM THE BUSH. " I THESE SITUATIONS X BETTER THAU , FUNTIME CORNER 1 A shadow. 2 What a bunch of mixed up kids. 3. Meat. Lady Duchess A RELIABLE as only Kawasaki Aircraft Co. caa build it. Portable and simpla enough for any on to rido. call the fire department or can you manage to climb all the way back down by yourself?" I (Tin HlfA TVlIusli JAFE FOR NEW SEMESTER, IN REAR OF GYPSY MARIE'S PALM READI N6 PARLOR U ,f s G b Dutr. by Unites Feature Syndicate, Inc. What did the wallpaper say to the wall? 2. What did the rug say to the floor? 3. 1 What did the apple say to the pie? ANSWERS 1. Lets stick together. 2. I've got you covered. 3. Youve got a crust. The Chuckle Box Fi eshnian : Do these stairs take you to the second floor? Sophomore: No, youll have to walk. J Boner's Ark Wow! being suspended college FROM certainly HAS JTS ADVANTAGES! AT LAST EM FREE'! 3 The Riddle Box What can never be answered "yes?" 2. How many letters are in the alphabet? 3. What can you hold m your left hand but not in your light liariu' ANSWERS 1. Are you asleep? 2 en. Your right elbow. t 5 FREE PROM AU. RESPOHS'SLSTES! FREE FROM ALL PRESSURE1 A MOST GROOUT RESPITE'..' AH A LETTER -- SZ rZ . - US POST OFF SO MUCH FOR flY PERIOD OF OR ACS,. Frank: My father makes faces all day. Jim: Why does he do that? Frank- - Because he w oiks in a clock factory. 1 12-- Doonesbury |