Show SHORT AND malm SHARP A preacher w who bo arrived d at til the tho 0 hirk wet through asked an scotch woman what lie ho should do to which she replied rang gaug gang into the pulpit as boon 1011 as ye can yell tell be dry enough there k awes yes job eufre buffered suffered red some rome fald faid i ald paid an till illinois n deacon but lie he never knew what it have his team run yun away and kill hill hh his wife right in the busy season when hired birja want three dollars a wea wee 11 i i A philadelphia scientist was given an ho honorary horary degree deglee by a certain college and was at drat much pleased but since looking over the list of others rs who had bad received the same ume uwe the samo same same college ollege he eq ia inclined to sue bue the institution for libei i at the summer resorts reports the families of men who have gone into bankruptcy two or da nf not associate 4 with the families of some of the men who have have bAve always paid aid ald their bills it t not being a good normer former cottage owned owners to recognize P nazef poof but bitt honest board erb era A little aves i i retain their smell ot of clover it and just a tinge of mignonette I 1 1 I turn them vaguely over i and marvel how the girl I 1 kissed k i the tte night she promised to bo be true could iam lam a number seven fist atoa paltry number two t ft was wag a boston girl abo a eid eld j why is ik that two souls mated in n the impenetrable mystery of their nativity floit jt by lay each other on t the he ocean currents eui cui rents of existence without being instinctively drawn together blended and beautified died ried in the assimilated alembics alem niem ules bics of eternal love iove that m is an easy eaby op one a it is butter butten js 45 cen tg a pol pou pound lifto and a q 1 good 60 eal shin skin costs As bih aih 1 luk lut n 1500 1 the necessaries of lifo 11 ro mia musee fence lence a fall fau in price before bedore wo fouls f I will readily blend bieni in iq the tile assimilated alembic and aud 0 0 forth firth fG rth j berald Se raid andrt I 1 state of fellk religion I 1 on in nev V kp ba b almit as brief as th 06 fa mo I 1 1 ap er on n snakes ni fil breun d tc pul sul 1 T aridrie aei ari arje joie doie P 1 opi at the tile regent opening t v of t the tho evada nevada Legia ture nn tin E astern minister i to 0 atiq religious bervice service ber eer vice he eti ett f the he call and clo cio clod elod ad tiie 64 cpr crr emony w with ith the lords prayer when he had finished sih yih turned to sentor hammond and rema remarked audibly bite he stole that braer pr ahrer aad n ld lii ill it bieard X heard jt almost word rd abr word in eureka at a funeral over ad rt things learned by experience if your coal fire is low loir throw on a tablespoonful of salt and it will help it very much A little ginger put into sausage meat improves the flavor in irr icing cakes dip the knife frequently in cold water in boiling meat for soup use cold water to extract the juices if the meat is wanted for itself alone plunge it in boiling water at once you can get a bottle theor of barrell barrel of oil off any carpet or woolen stuff by applying dry buck wheat plentifully and faithfully never put water to such a grease spot or liquid of any kind broil steak without salting bait draws the juices julioes in cooking oking to it is desirable to keep peep thee these an in if cook over a hot fire turning frequently rearing tearing on both sides aides place on a platter ait alt and pepper to taste beef havin r a tendency to be tough can be lae made very palatable by stew ing in g very gently for two hours pepper erand and salt taking talking out about a pint of liquid when done and letting the rest boji boil into the meat brown the meat in the pot after taking uj mae a gravy of the pint of li if quid saved sated d A small piece of df char coal in the pot with boiling cabbage removes th esmell clean oilcloths with milk and water a brush and d soap will wil ruin juin them tumblers that have had milk in them should never be put in hot water the skin of a boiled egg ia lathe the moat efficacious remedy that can be applied up piled to A ii boil boll leq peel it carefully wet and apply it to the th e part affected jt it will draw off the matter and relieve the sor bor soreness eness eneas in a few hours the humor of smallpox small pox generally speaking there ia Is na thing excruciatingly funny about the smallpox small pox but the doctors who gho are aro called to prescribe for bat pat patients lents lenis run on that tickles them not many years ago ngo a doctor here hero was called to see a man at one of the hotels who lived in iowa town the man was siek sich as a it horse and the doctor had his suspicions about what whai ailed him but couldn it tell exactly so he gave him something to qu quiet iet let him and told the friend who was with him that be he would mil call in thel the morning the friend said ho hd thought as much of or the sick man as lie could of a brother the next nest morning the doctor called and the sick man was alone he examined him and found that li lie llad bad the smallpox small pox while he wa ww dealing out some medicine the friend came in paid he laoc doe doc that medicine aint worth a continent con tinen tak tall this thia man is very sick 2 the doctor said he had come to that conclusion himself why said the friend fri endI 1 rubbed him all night I 1 think lie he would haye have died if I 1 had bad not rubbed his bis head when a man ismy is my friend he can draw on melor gli that 14 i out ani and dont you forget it thet thin doctor saldie said sald he was glad to hear bear it ito he said there wms was nothing more toli toll touching ching to him than pure friendship between men and no he was wag glad the sick man had bad a friend that would avick to ulm him 4 app bet your life 1 says the friends and land then intimated that the doctor did not understand attis business and said eaid something had gotto be done jf f there were any doctors in iri milwaukee who could chandle I 1 the case T the 1 e doctor was a little HO and when Whon a friend asked cido eido you know what ails hiim the doctor eaid be bp thought he did then he pulled d down own the thin bed clothes and pointed to a little swelling swell ing glear the little toe and asked the friend if he be could see eee e i ai i see pee 1 1 ay iy 0 of O course ican I 1 oan can ius its only a li littie little t tl C clipp C the doctor said paid there was on ony V ane one aj disease dibease ehst that showed abat pimples what is lilath tua 1 asked tb e ent ept ty ly esdna smail if pox try paid the doctor rin in the bopst agan aggravating iva lva way ya y isuf sun suffering let jae 64 out of tha thal thai door shouted the ohp frien frd fri frieland enand and the doctor said Y you oll tou iou could id t hase have aab pd oyied marbles on his coattail coat tail tall thel octar gifted lz the patient imd when be in the hall the friend was leaning against a trunk white as a sheet and weak As as a cat ct 1 ndoc 1 adeina ay elna eina afia quivering voice that M man map j in 14 thero ibero is nothing flo fio thing to iq J me MC I 1 no go jn that room T M for fur a V thousand ho U and dollars it aldis Is there no zo way to f fumigate iam agate me S say bay doc I 1 want ant to W ve vac vaccinated vaccina cina ted tea put ft A pi pint rii of virus in me ii k gu hanged if Y I 1 ever go near ssi a sick siek ck man again the doctor ays says j sueh such I 1 is 1 8 i life ilfe ebi efi is forming for under the lead of the da duke 0 of westminster to erect a sta statue tu d ald d dean dogin StanleY vain i fer ifer abbeys A abuy iw I goll goli iter u tilt ial t I 1 nn n baj aai T i i IP 2 AV joe ly haan hadn t you heard de do news why suh sah lies hes done gone dead yes sah been beon dentan dealan dead an buried for a hull bull week dats de do reason he come aroun any more marp wid his apples ples pies an aw pop corn little joe dead j i i dats davs do de sah come home one ne day all stuffed up wid a cold an anin in twenty four foun hours we laid him in it tt was awful sudden an I 1 cant realize dat hes gone las night we ve foun ourselves waltin supper fur him an in de middie middle of de night we wake up an find ourselves aur elvos callin his name it comes powerful hard on us it does do doleman lesan lan ian w we can writ t speak of it ibb ridout oun hearts bearth sy sw ellin up big 7 nu nual ft to bust buat he helkaa wa de do only chile you know an n we had bad built bull t up somei powerful hopes on hanf joe was a good boy peed he was 11 he bebber gin us one hours trouble andar an dar a bad har bar on his head i there came a pause and the old oid man seemed nervous and uneasy he hip started to gp 9 hesitated and finally said you dont know buffin bout heaber dp you 0 o ivell Vv eil ell has bastou you gl any ideas y Yes afew II 11 you see all de do wimin has bascome come in to console nol my ole oie woman an na r one of jem yem em says dat de big hig grownup grown I 1 up folks go to one par part of an de do chilen to tp an anro anxo noder der part parl if ir data dats tru true eIden den ve wei canh cant jino jine little joe when wilen we git u up d maybe we 1 can cant 7 eben se see 0 P him im dails dats what makee his take on oa so wes got kot old now adwell an well weli soon get de summons togo I 1 hut t it iffe do hope an Is of r r que T in dat boy u up P 1 in geaben geaben i iam am taken away from is Us we might aswell as well weli hang our selvestin selve sin de woodshed you need haiie have no fears heavun ibea Irea is not fenced off to separate the young from the old jold 11 all ali ail IM plied piled in toge to geder dei dej 13 ores yes and plenty of room for all ali will wee know bourage auroe when we git in dar I 1 yes I 1 lk gany cani us 11 ll tyes 13 fl dats de do way I 1 hold bilt but de ae ole ble woman shea kinder fraid dat I 1 adan know fur suai ft say boss baisi yes ses 1 ciple please a se do de do ole man d a favor take your pen an write down dat geaben am not fenced off ot and dat meshall we shall floour fin rin olor letoe joe clu chis s lay by de pearly gates warin an W wat chin to welcome us as we march de do purce hun it will make de do ole woman feel a heap hesp easier an help her to bar up und erdis hi the rho certificate was written and handed banded to him landt andice hd hatefully eafe cafe tully fully put ataway it away and said paid aa as he was rendy ready to go pm nj a jousan times time 0 bie hie ble eged an doswel do swelling linIn in rn my heart has gone down ober half it wrung us powerful hard to see dat bayon boy on his dy ln wee war told dat we P it be able ahle gib ia him up ul ii na geaben ea n we was clean dun min fur for day tay to you ou boss ize gwine right off home an tin chirk up de do ole woman vid wid vedde de blessed news detroit frea frda fre aress tress Jr ebs ess i 1 A communication from the coo cooper r it i t IT institute sti tute new york contained th this query for brother gardiner to fm answer c r te clin in case a bank made a mistake and gave a customer cust 1000 jn in place t of 10 what would be the duty of that customer s in adar dar kin kim be but one answer to all 1 jilch que shuns replied the preal ereal dent stin in dis case caso I 1 rii oli should auld count th the e mcney money over fo time to 10 be sure I 1 had too much den id go 0 1 I ome omo iiii wait fair debank der dor barik 4 t come dome an see eee me come arto arler a week or orso so pd id drap drab roup I 1 td de do bank and kinder men shun de do matter an git de load vioet my copf corn conscience honesty am de do true policy you may gain afew a few dollars a night but iii in lessen fo i 01 weeks jerdon jer doz docu dog will dle die or pe e cook rin kin out or oy or odder will occur to niler slier u up p all d de dishonestly mide 4 U l i i 1 we canet say we feel flattered when we receive i a communication aft bf two w co columns length about a matter that could be fully dealt with in six lines iines to have the writer conclude wei with a word to the wise e is sufficient what does betake he take lake us fot ar awby this fling at the the sagacity of our readers t f om r f |