Show SHORT AND I 1 I 1 general howard s says ays he ia is right on th the 0 heels of the Ind indians lans laDs there is 31 nothing very cheering about this however we have seen been a man right on the heels of a mule but hut he seg sem to be getting begetting much the better of the mule when hir sir walter scott was urged not to propane prop the fallen credit of ot one of WA hia acquaintances he replied the the man was my friend when my friends were few and I 1 willbe will be his hia now that his enemies are many 27 I 1 if dr diary mary walker had only turned her attention fora nor for a brief period in her life to the invention of some kind of pill or dr liniment just think of the fortune she ahe might no now be reaping from gratuitous 0 s newa paper advertising t I 1 A connecticut man wan whose death was falsely reported in a newspaper writes itra its a mistake dve no thought of dying I 1 could nt it lufford afford it when funeral prices are up higher ithan than a kite and poa toes worth only fifty bushel in waterbury the natives of ti fail have been converted to christianity alfy and flow ow we shall hive have chent them betting ap op ho horse borse arse races and starting savings banks and fleeing to europe with wa I 1 tile the fund funds 9 and indulging in other othen civilized 1 pursuits aid ald now comes the days when the sturdy farmer dumps a load of dirt into somer some mud hole in I 1 the highway yells haw Buc buck bucklad klAt kiat hiat at his off ox pricks the nigh ope one with a bradawl ara dawl and goes home under the impression that he has worked but his bis road tax in full ABan gorMe man attended a camp meet meeting ingi lugi and on his return was telling of the good time he be enjoyed A serious faced man asked I were there any converts he stopped a momert add bald faid said well I 1 swear I 1 forgot to ask but bui til the baked aked beans were bully and the tho sailing and rowing was divine and there were some of the handsomest iris eirls there I 1 ever saw raw his trade A tramp applied to a lady jady ady in des moines for something to 0 eat and to the inquiry aa as to why be 30 go to there was not lot ariy any chance to work at his trade now the lady asked him what his trade was bho shovelling Sho velling inow was ha confident answer answer herald pe ow got hadinger hA hi dinner dubuque herald herold STAND BY friends stand by b y your friends let iet conie conle what mayis a good tub Jub tto tta if you yon donL don dont stand by oy them you expect then them to stand by you so whether they be friends or low degree id irl affluence or poverty po verty stick to them and aud dont stop to inquire whether it will pay or whether it will be popular whenever you prove a trai torand desert those who stood up for you and helped night fight your battles batties you will find yourself with evany one oneto to congratulate you upon your achievements or comfort you in an evil hour when misfortunes fort unes unea come thick and fast T mr hayes congratulates ates stes thein ahe indians OB on their adopting white mens clothes now let them get a dyed dyad mustache and stand on some hotel stepa stepi and stare at the ladies N Y herald althe the husband said sterne who behaves unkindly wife deserves to have the abdu house so burned boef oer over his head if you think so io 11 q quietly remarked Gar garrick ricki nicki 1 I hope your house is insured examiner and who reigned after saul answer david F examiner xam iler ther and who came after david answer So solomon lomoh ex finif ner and who camei after solomon sharp little girl kirl oh please sir air the queen of sheba an affair that hat calls for the immediate med late attention of our authorities occurred on east market street saturday evening A citizen tired and wry weary was wending hilway his hib way peacefully homeward when he was attacked and unmercifully by a villainous lamp post we met him five minutes after the row 11 and rid had the story fresh from his own lips rhinebeck scene parisian home monsieur and madame at din dinner dinnen ner nee madame to treasure r of servant my here today to day I 1 and you yuu denied me treasure smoothes her apron weil amwell well mai mal maam m 11 hesitatingly ta 1 I had observed thelt theer trayou th ayou and monsieur had a little difference at breakfast and I 1 thought it better not to aggravate the situation A connecticut inifi minister fater later preaching against extravagance in dress told the con congregation 0 that they not to wear any tiny better clothes than those wom by members of his own family ald and the most moat exasperated wah women in that congregation to today day damare are hib hie wife and just just as if they dont dress dregs as anybody they would like ilke to ib know I 1 I 1 he bad to her and now with fean fear and trembling waked fol foi dorher her answer answer only one word if but to keep beep alive allva the fires ot hopeb hopel within my bosom she looked at him tenderly nay lovi lovingly nily and her lips moved in accents that went to the depth ol 01 hj his bis B soul soui she sae B ne had asked him how much duch he earned a week A info lifo MONSTER P one of or J the largest diamonds ever found lih lin in the south nie fie ds da belongs to miss bliss schreiner ner a temperance preacher it weighs car ear ats is called we the jal fig faith diamond a ann and ud 1 is 18 worth loo 16 it is baid bald eaid that one ot her brothers would not become a good templar dalany anany con cou consideration unies unless abe ahe he a rare mias miss schreiner fading I 1 aili alii ordinary 6 means of converting him to good principles in vain at last prayed that be might abarge diamond lioom oom oon after the monster gem was unearthed and the brother who was partner in thie the claim property was wab as good a as his word I 1 A young urchin went into a hat bat morcone Mo store reone one day last week weeks and lind told the clerk that he wanted a cap at the same time putting two cenis cents on the counter he ile was informed I 1 thattie that the cheapest cap in th the estore store would cost nive five cents baid eaid the youngster ethem jt lberts hem hom watts bi big enough for a it dantion cannon f only wants one tor a pistol i toh coh oh y you gentleman i was wab nifty alve tive 11 said calin canning 1 i nj foa foi oa peru pert young woman in in the witness box J and I 1 suppose sup bup pose pope now con bider yourself to be kod jod adge 1 of peoples s aga ages agea eb all ah J 0 us a dg tso ao well now bow old oida olda biho tibo bould hould uld you take me to be judging by your appearance rance I 1 a sir bir ir i replied the witness wit 1 I t should take you to be about sixty by your questions I 1 lihou should ld suppose you yare were about sixteen t adoc A dog in bierk rk fran frau france ca returned good for evil hix His waster master a p peas eab tint nt attached a to b 4 n ind threw him into the thie nib Alb moselle selle bhe ehe iche poor brute sank but thie thib ard card broke oke And he rose to the surface aud and made desperate to get into the boat bodt his master pus pushed feed fied him repeatedly oar and at length stood up and endeavored endeaVor kd d to ettilie him A vio lont bl w in the attempt the nian man fell into ofila water the thados dog albah swam t to h hanf I 1 nf and held him up by the clothing until aid arrived 1 A mini minister ster stef who had twice married the same had been divorced blaaw between en times time cf insisted he could not ada add to lo nesb ness i 1 |